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The Iran War is going SWIMMINGLY, Birdshits
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:43 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king Great jerb! Keep it up (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791625) |
Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:43 PM Author: talented fiercely-loyal national security agency india is next (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791626) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:44 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king plz do that wld be 180, i dont feel like hindoos are martial race like gorgeous persians but india does have way more advanced stuff like brahmos missile and nuke subs so it wld be lolzy (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791629) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:46 PM Author: talented fiercely-loyal national security agency u guys cant even provide clean streets (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791632) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:54 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king india just unveiled its latest Indian made nuke powered sub made with 80% indian components, birdshit. it can make these and go to moon but cannot furking clean cow shit from its streets
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:09 PM Author: pontificating resort Indian submarines are okay mechanically, but Indians are terrible sailors. They all stick to habit and shit in the hallways and there's nowhere for the smell to go. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791682) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:16 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king wow sounds like they wld love sailing on the USS Gerald Ford since it has plumbing probs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791694) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:28 PM Author: pontificating resort Yeah those troubles started in April 2024 for some reason https://www.dvidshub.net/image/8345846/indian-navy-leadership-visit-uss-gerald-r-ford-cvn-78 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791717) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:31 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king EVERYTHING IS PAJEETS FAULT! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791720) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 6:47 PM Author: pontificating resort Did u even read the link
NORFOLK, Va. (April 11, 2024) – Indian Navy Rear Adm. Sandeep Mehta, assistant controller of carrier projects and assistant controller of warship production and acquisition, toured the world’s largest aircraft carrier, USS Gerald R. Ford (CVN 78), today as part of a bilateral "exchange of information" for aircraft carrier construction and maintenance.
Sources aboard the Ford report the visit went "mostly fine," aside from the lingering aroma of curry that now permeates the hangar bay, weapons elevators, and at least three mess decks. "It smells like someone dumped a whole spice market in here," complained one anonymous sailor. "We can't even get the scent out of the ordnance handling areas. My uniform is going to smell like butter chicken for the next deployment."
Multiple crew members also noted a mysterious uptick in toilet clogs throughout the ship immediately following the Indian delegation's departure. "The heads were flowing just fine this morning," said another sailor. "Now it's like the entire plumbing system decided to unionize against us." Master Sergeant Reginald P. Worthington-Smythe, a no-nonsense ordnance handling supervisor with 22 years in the Navy, was less diplomatic. "We welcomed our Indian counterparts in good faith for this Joint Working Group on Aircraft Carrier Technology Cooperation," he grumbled while overseeing emergency repairs. "But after they left, we've got curry stench in the elevators, mysterious blockages in every damn commode from forward to aft, and half the crew swearing the ship feels... heavier. We're going to have to divert into port at the next available opportunity just to flush the system and air this beast out. Bloody hell."
The visit was organized under the Department of Defense’s Defense Technology and Trade Initiative and was intended to strengthen the strategic partnership between the U.S. and Indian navies. Pentagon officials continue to describe the exchange as "productive" and "mutually beneficial," while the Ford’s damage control teams work overtime with industrial fans and industrial-strength air fresheners.
U.S. Navy photo by Mass Communication Specialist Seaman Gladjimi Balisage |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 6:50 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king u are the BENCHOD BLOODY
i just went thru the pics and its hilarous the birdshit dood is a fattie, there's one pic where GORGEOUS MEHTA is same height at the fattie birdshit
then there's some murderous nigga showing them arnd, veddy odd |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 6:53 PM Author: pontificating resort Obviously they didn't put their best sailors on turd duty, this was a punishment detail for substandard sailors. It scares people into performing better. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791951) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:22 AM Author: jet-lagged prole principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49793035) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:46 PM Author: appetizing hilarious persian becky It's going fine. Posters are just freaking out for no real reason (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791633) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 4:54 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king guys in my HS lost like 2 planes and 2 copters in one day to a bunch of goat rapists, it was no big deal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791647) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:05 PM Author: Cerebral Locus it's expensive as fuck, hugely destructive to huge swaths of the middle east, and pointless. there was an easy diplomatic pivot we could've made 1-2 weeks in that would've been the cheap win trump was looking for, but it was completely missed. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791665) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:06 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king it will destroy world economy, just read US farmers are running short of fertilizer ljl MAGA farmers (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791669) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:08 PM Author: Cerebral Locus as soon as we saw the regime wasn't going to just collapse we should've been like "okay, get some chinese and EU democracy inspectors in there to oversee popular reforms and partial dismantlement of the IRGC and we'll call it off." it would've been so fucking easy and everyone would've loved us. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791678) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:26 PM Author: Slippery turdskin I think after week 2, we should have ended military action and fully opened up the country and removed all sanctions. The regime hides behind the sanctions and this would allow their population to put max pressure. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791715) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:30 PM Author: Cerebral Locus that also would've been a good approach, point is we should've done anything EXCEPT dig in. we needed to put the focus back on the conflict between the regime and its people which was the whole reason iran looked vulnerable in the first place. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791718) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:39 AM Author: rambunctious lavender cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49792992) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:33 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king lol wat, wtf wld IRGC reform when US gives up at war
u retards dont realize how powerful the IRGC is, and that lots of iranians actually suppor tthis shit. when i was in iran and their POTUS died in copter crash there were loads of muzzie shits in this public area holding some prayer vigil shit
its always dumb how amerishits cannot fathom that even authoritarian countries have ppl who support the authoritarian |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:38 PM Author: Cerebral Locus you think they like fighting this war? they hate it, trump just didn't give them another option because he's a retard. they didn't shoot 30,000 protestors because they're a strong regime. it'd probably be a relief to know they have a path to a more stable internal balance of power where they know they aren't getting executed and they won't have to shoot 30,000 more. that involves reincorporating ~50% of IRGC assets into a new national military under democratic control. letting the chinese help stabilize this transition is the obvious play since they already have a good relationship, and everyone has a shared interest in a new more stable status quo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791737) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:40 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king lol stopped reading at 30k protesters, u idiots just believe whatever drivel these retard western govts say, at first i think it was like 1k then 5k then 10k then 30k!
ljl its like the 'uyghur genocide" 3 MILLION inprisoned
grow a brain, the US had NO leverage once the war started, if they just left after 2 days they wld have even less leverage |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:45 PM Author: Cerebral Locus both sides have leverage. when both sides have leverage, smart people compromise. trump isn't a smart person and didn't give the iranians any space to be the smart person.
the riots were months before the war and western media had almost nothing to do with reporting on them, it was all grassroots shit. the numbers are consistent with rioting all over the country that lasted as long as it did. |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 6:46 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king iran has no reason to compromise (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791927) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 9:21 PM Author: Cerebral Locus not anymore perhaps. 1 or 2 weeks in we had the perfect window because china was souring on them and probably would've pressured them if we'd come up with a plan they liked. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49792403) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:02 AM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king You birdshits just make up shit from day 1 gorgeous Iran knew they wld block the strait and isolate USA (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49793017) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: rambunctious lavender cruise ship (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49792993) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:33 AM Author: frisky hell azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49793217) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:19 PM Author: geriatric meetinghouse idiot 50% of us farmland is wasted growing corn to make ethanol, this hastens the conversion of that land to solar farms which will provide clean power to the data centers that we will use to permanently conquer the world. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791705) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:21 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king oh good thing trump loves solar (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791712) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:18 PM Author: geriatric meetinghouse idiot The entire month of war has cost several hours of Medicare spending, don't pretend like you give a fuck about fiscal responsibility. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791702) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:22 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king trump just asked for a $1.5 TRILLON DOD budget ljl, money is free to birdshits (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791713) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: frisky hell azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49793230) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:48 PM Author: appetizing hilarious persian becky The point is to take them out it should've been done a long time ago (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791764) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:06 PM Author: zippy selfie Cr Iran is begging for peace (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791673) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:47 PM Author: appetizing hilarious persian becky They've been getting obliterated and it's going to continue (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791759) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 6:46 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king wow what obliteration they are downing US aircraft left and right they are as smoked as a kebab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791928) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:00 PM Author: bonkers theater stage cuckold The oil will be GUSHING once we BUST A NUT in Hormuz (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791656) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 5:05 PM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king Trump is playing 50g Chess, if he takes Kharg island where Iran processes 90% of its crude exports oil will sky rocket as that oil comes off the market. Im sure there's some grand plan for this, after Trump thinks long term (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49791666) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:02 PM Author: navy brunch background story april 10-12. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49792517) |
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 10:07 PM Author: vigorous effete crotch what is this in reference to? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49792532) |
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Date: April 7th, 2026 8:41 AM Author: navy brunch background story https://x.com/clashreport/status/2041471699497996617
trump: "we want free traffic of oil"
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Date: April 3rd, 2026 11:08 PM Author: Cowardly incel Every country in the world will be attending Iran soon if they don't open the straight. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49792674) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 9:03 AM Author: Hairraiser Bistre Famous Landscape Painting Philosopher-king Bs they are making individual deals with Iran even france and hellosirland did yesterday, the US will be veddy isolated (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49793021) |
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Date: April 4th, 2026 11:36 AM Author: frisky hell azn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5853117&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49793228) |
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Date: April 17th, 2026 2:42 AM Author: AZNgirl manipulating Stocks w/Mossad BF rofl trump reads autoadmit:
Politics Trump says war in Iran is going ‘swimmingly’ and ‘should be ending pretty soon’
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/16/trump-iran-war-predicts-end-soon.html |