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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
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  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
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  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
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  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
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That’s just because the “top” players now ...
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  09/05/25
, he lisped
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  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
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  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
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  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
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  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
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  08/31/25
delusional take
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  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
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  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
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  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
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  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
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  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
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  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
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  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
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  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
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  08/31/25
so mad kenny
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  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
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  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
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OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
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  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
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What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
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alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
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  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
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  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
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  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
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  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
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  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
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  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
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  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
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  09/05/25
Kenny
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Fulano the Brown Molester
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Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
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Fulano the Brown Molester
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One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
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Explain
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low IQ schtick?
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#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
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#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
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Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
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wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
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alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
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Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
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That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
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final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
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AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
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Bump for AO and healthy meals
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Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
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to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: very tactful area

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Sickened Center

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Magenta balding private investor theatre

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: aphrodisiac market psychic

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: big drunken office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: Carmine Vibrant Meetinghouse

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: underhanded excitant casino

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: very tactful area

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: underhanded excitant casino

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Talking Slap-happy Trump Supporter Garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Talking Slap-happy Trump Supporter Garrison

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: ruddy razzmatazz mediation

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Zombie-like tattoo

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: very tactful area

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: very tactful area

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Zombie-like tattoo

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Zombie-like tattoo

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: sapphire shaky gas station mental disorder

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: Zombie-like tattoo

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: Zombie-like tattoo

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: very tactful area

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Galvanic startled cruise ship

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Galvanic startled cruise ship

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Zombie-like tattoo

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: very tactful area

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: maniacal disrespectful quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: maniacal disrespectful quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: very tactful area

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: provocative bistre pisswyrm mood

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: very tactful area

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: vigorous magical piazza genital piercing

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: very tactful area

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: very tactful area

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: ruddy razzmatazz mediation



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: Zombie-like tattoo

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: house-broken blue public bath

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: Mind-boggling Parlour

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

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