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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: tripping cruise ship becky

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: Sinister messiness

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: bateful stubborn hall



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Salmon cruel-hearted stead goyim

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: bespoke internal respiration

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: Sinister messiness

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Turquoise ticket booth pocket flask

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: Sinister messiness

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: splenetic location



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: Sinister messiness

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: Sinister messiness

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: Turquoise ticket booth pocket flask



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: Sinister messiness

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: fragrant sanctuary police squad



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: deranged mint water buffalo place of business



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Topaz Irradiated Mediation Indian Lodge

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: Sinister messiness

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Topaz Irradiated Mediation Indian Lodge

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: Sinister messiness

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: aquamarine stirring piazza background story



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: wine slimy stag film



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cyan fear-inspiring travel guidebook

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: Sinister messiness

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: rambunctious purple meetinghouse

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: Sinister messiness

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Adventurous carmine school cafeteria

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Sinister messiness

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: thirsty harsh church

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: rambunctious purple meetinghouse

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: flatulent fanboi ladyboy

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: Sinister messiness

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: Sinister messiness

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: bateful stubborn hall



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: bull headed flickering fortuitous meteor

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: Sinister messiness

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: flatulent fanboi ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: flatulent fanboi ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Slate range



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Trip Cream Bawdyhouse

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: Sinister messiness

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Trip Cream Bawdyhouse

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Sinister messiness

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Trip Cream Bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: Sinister messiness

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Trip Cream Bawdyhouse

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: Sinister messiness

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Hateful station stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Sinister messiness

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Topaz Irradiated Mediation Indian Lodge



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Sinister messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: nofapping patrolman

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Sinister messiness

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: nofapping patrolman

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: Sinister messiness

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Metal Up Your Ass

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: frozen corner halford

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: Sinister messiness

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: things from the 90s/00s so ethereal and dreamlike:



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49720164)