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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
Ungodly vivacious market
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Curious indecent queen of the night base
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
unholy telephone
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Mind-boggling piazza fat ankles
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Walnut hall weed whacker
  08/30/25
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amethyst odious parlor party of the first part
  09/05/25
, he lisped
hateful filthy trailer park
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
dull casino alpha
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
Ungodly vivacious market
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
dull casino alpha
  08/31/25
...
red yapping corner generalized bond
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
unholy telephone
  08/31/25
delusional take
red yapping corner generalized bond
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
unholy telephone
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Kink-friendly crimson ladyboy travel guidebook
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
unholy telephone
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
supple background story circlehead
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
unholy telephone
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
Ungodly vivacious market
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
unholy telephone
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
Ungodly vivacious market
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
supple background story circlehead
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
unholy telephone
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
unholy telephone
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
unholy telephone
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
supple background story circlehead
  09/05/25
...
unholy telephone
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Hyperactive glittery property rigor
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
supple background story circlehead
  09/05/25
...
unholy telephone
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
unholy telephone
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
supple background story circlehead
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
Ungodly vivacious market
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
sinister house
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
unholy telephone
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
sinister house
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
unholy telephone
  09/05/25
Kenny
supple background story circlehead
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Ungodly vivacious market
  09/06/25
...
Bespoke Indian Lodge
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
unholy telephone
  09/06/25
...
Bespoke Indian Lodge
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
Ungodly vivacious market
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
unholy telephone
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
Spectacular Godawful Becky Boltzmann
  09/07/25
Explain
Ungodly vivacious market
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Histrionic Rehab Degenerate
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
Ungodly vivacious market
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
unholy telephone
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
Ungodly vivacious market
  09/07/25
...
Kink-friendly crimson ladyboy travel guidebook
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
unholy telephone
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
unholy telephone
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
unholy telephone
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
unholy telephone
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
unholy telephone
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
unholy telephone
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
unholy telephone
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
supple background story circlehead
  01/18/26
...
unholy telephone
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
concupiscible antidepressant drug boistinker
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
unholy telephone
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: Ungodly vivacious market

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Curious indecent queen of the night base

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: unholy telephone

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Mind-boggling piazza fat ankles

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Walnut hall weed whacker

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: amethyst odious parlor party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: hateful filthy trailer park

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: dull casino alpha

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: Ungodly vivacious market

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: dull casino alpha

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: red yapping corner generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: unholy telephone

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: red yapping corner generalized bond

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: unholy telephone

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Kink-friendly crimson ladyboy travel guidebook

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: unholy telephone

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: supple background story circlehead

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: unholy telephone

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Ungodly vivacious market

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: unholy telephone

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Ungodly vivacious market

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: supple background story circlehead

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: unholy telephone

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: unholy telephone

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: unholy telephone

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: supple background story circlehead

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: unholy telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Hyperactive glittery property rigor

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: supple background story circlehead

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: unholy telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: unholy telephone

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: supple background story circlehead

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Ungodly vivacious market

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: sinister house

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: unholy telephone

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: sinister house

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: unholy telephone

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: supple background story circlehead

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Ungodly vivacious market

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Bespoke Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: unholy telephone

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Bespoke Indian Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: Ungodly vivacious market

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: unholy telephone

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: Spectacular Godawful Becky Boltzmann

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: Ungodly vivacious market

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Histrionic Rehab Degenerate

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: Ungodly vivacious market

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: unholy telephone

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: Ungodly vivacious market

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Kink-friendly crimson ladyboy travel guidebook



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: unholy telephone

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: unholy telephone

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: unholy telephone

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: unholy telephone

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: unholy telephone

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: unholy telephone

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: unholy telephone

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: supple background story circlehead

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: unholy telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: concupiscible antidepressant drug boistinker

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310900#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: unholy telephone

to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
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alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

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