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Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO

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Gay stock car dingle berry
  04/20/26
tim apple
Startled laser beams menage
  04/20/26
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sable library indirect expression
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territorial galvanic weed whacker
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impertinent parlour crotch
  04/20/26
Ran here
plum therapy faggotry
  04/20/26
cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard
Gay stock car dingle berry
  04/20/26
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coiffed philosopher-king
  04/21/26
I choose now to live my life as a straight man.
opaque embarrassed to the bone black woman elastic band
  04/20/26
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racy indian lodge
  04/20/26
i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse vers...
arousing locus
  04/20/26
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orange station electric furnace
  04/20/26
They're going to pivot to an AI company
Cracking stage
  04/20/26
theyre too far behind everyone now
disgusting coral hominid
  04/20/26
They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS...
Cracking stage
  04/20/26
Replaced by Temu CEO
Olive supple gas station fat ankles
  04/20/26
why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec t...
Hairraiser private investor site
  04/20/26
actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO...
Hairraiser private investor site
  04/20/26
Is this how AI talks to retards?
Iridescent awkward dilemma yarmulke
  04/20/26
yes
Talking Coffee Pot
  04/21/26
Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Micr...
arousing locus
  04/20/26
Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products a...
territorial galvanic weed whacker
  04/20/26
My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer
Gay stock car dingle berry
  04/20/26
yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like...
Hairraiser private investor site
  04/20/26
I will flush my iphone the day this happens
disgusting coral hominid
  04/20/26
There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.
opaque embarrassed to the bone black woman elastic band
  04/20/26
Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli ...
learning disabled drab field quadroon
  04/21/26
jews: not another goy!
Electric tattoo
  04/20/26
They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GP...
Soul-stirring red pit
  04/20/26
the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their softw...
Aphrodisiac rough-skinned university party of the first part
  04/20/26
llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia...
Soul-stirring red pit
  04/20/26
Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo
mildly autistic mad cow disease house
  04/20/26
(Apple's new CEO)
Soul-stirring red pit
  04/20/26
The did before the SoC transition iirc
Aphrodisiac rough-skinned university party of the first part
  04/21/26
Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc i...
mildly autistic mad cow disease house
  04/21/26
New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face
Up-to-no-good degenerate area
  04/21/26
Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Ind...
mildly autistic mad cow disease house
  04/21/26
While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5...
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Gay stock car dingle berry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49829997)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Startled laser beams menage

tim apple

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49829999)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: sable library indirect expression



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: territorial galvanic weed whacker



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: impertinent parlour crotch



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: plum therapy faggotry

Ran here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830051)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Gay stock car dingle berry

cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830330)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: coiffed philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49831196)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: opaque embarrassed to the bone black woman elastic band

I choose now to live my life as a straight man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830007)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: racy indian lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830296)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: arousing locus

i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse versions every year of the products Steve Jobs left them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830010)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: orange station electric furnace



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Cracking stage

They're going to pivot to an AI company

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830046)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: disgusting coral hominid

theyre too far behind everyone now

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830082)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Cracking stage

They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS devices going forward. They're already ahead of everyone in the HW space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830142)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Olive supple gas station fat ankles

Replaced by Temu CEO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830050)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: Hairraiser private investor site

why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec teams Ive seen, its veddy veddy suspect, I bet 20-30% of their tech workforce is TURD but why no TURD ON TOP, Auntie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830118)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser private investor site

actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO? apple RACISSSS whrs al sharpatani

Yes — **both are of Indian origin**, but with slightly different backgrounds.

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## 👤 Sabih Khan

* **Yes — clearly Indian-origin**

* Born in **Moradabad, India** ([Wikipedia][1])

* Later moved abroad (Singapore → U.S.)

* Now Chief Operating Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-born → Indian-origin American executive

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## 👤 Kevan Parekh

* **Also Indian-origin**

* From an **Indian-American family** ([Wikipedia][2])

* Born/raised in the U.S.

* Now Chief Financial Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-origin → but American-born

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# 🧠 Simple distinction

| Person | Background |

| ------------ | ---------------------------- |

| Sabih Khan | Born in India → moved abroad |

| Kevan Parekh | Indian-origin → U.S.-born |

---

# 💡 Bottom line

Yes—**both are Indian-origin executives at Apple**, and they’re actually two of the highest-ranking leaders (COO + CFO).

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabih_Khan?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Sabih Khan"

[2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevan_Parekh?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Kevan Parekh"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830126)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: Iridescent awkward dilemma yarmulke

Is this how AI talks to retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830814)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Talking Coffee Pot

yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49831233)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: arousing locus

Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Microsoft.

Completely different type of turd fetish going on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830127)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: territorial galvanic weed whacker

Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products are barely usable. YouTube is shit too now.

Shocked Amazon is not turd-run for how rapacious they have becum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830184)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Gay stock car dingle berry

My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830270)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: Hairraiser private investor site

yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like a birdshit ceo wld?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830294)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: disgusting coral hominid

I will flush my iphone the day this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830197)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: opaque embarrassed to the bone black woman elastic band

There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830835)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: learning disabled drab field quadroon

Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli Baba[53] at his Kainchi ashram with his Reed College friend and eventual Apple employee Daniel Kottke, searching for spiritual teachings. When they got to the Neem Karoli ashram, it was almost deserted because Neem Karoli Baba had died in September 1973. Then, they made a long trek up a dry riverbed to an ashram of Haidakhan Babaji.[49]

After seven months, Jobs left India[54] and returned to the US ahead of Daniel Kottke.[49] Jobs had changed his appearance; his head was shaved, and he wore traditional Indian clothing.[55][56]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49831483)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Electric tattoo

jews: not another goy!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830190)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Soul-stirring red pit

They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GPUs that can't handle agentic workflows. 5t/s won't cut it when your agent needs 30k tokens to message you on Telegram

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830279)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac rough-skinned university party of the first part

the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their software eco/dev support is weaker than CUDA. Hardly anything is optimized for Metal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830314)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Soul-stirring red pit

llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830318)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: mildly autistic mad cow disease house

Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830831)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Soul-stirring red pit

(Apple's new CEO)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49830837)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:28 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac rough-skinned university party of the first part

The did before the SoC transition iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49831425)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: mildly autistic mad cow disease house

Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc it’s Xbox-like haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49831502)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: Up-to-no-good degenerate area

New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49831438)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: mildly autistic mad cow disease house

Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Indian they must be considering phenotype explicitly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49831505)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: mildly autistic mad cow disease house

While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5]

Jockgineer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49831516)