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Is there a profession that attracts compulsive liars more than Security?

Every security guard, if you decide to talk to them like hum...
Thirsty Impressive Locus Partner
  07/07/24
Wow they are frauds
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Snowy kitchen
  07/07/24
Lawyers are highly trustworthy individuals.
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(guy who just goes around calling out security guards like i...
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Puce famous landscape painting
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I enjoy talking to proles.
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a lot of famous writers/artists have been security guards. j...
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I actually met one of the worst bullshitters when I took a s...
Thirsty Impressive Locus Partner
  07/08/24
Real question is why are you doing all this "looking up...
Puce famous landscape painting
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I trust but verify.
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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:40 PM
Author: Thirsty Impressive Locus Partner

Every security guard, if you decide to talk to them like human beings for a bit, seems to have this weird complex about how lame their lives are and start spewing the most obvious, often easily disprovable flame.

Examples:

- Guy said he had a bachelor's in computer science and it never did anything for him. I looked him up and it turned out he had dropped out of community college.

- Guy told me he had a security company and he was only working for Securitas because of the health benefits. I looked it up and it turned out that his 'company' was a Facebook page with a single post about how to keep your password safe.

- Guy told me that public offenses in California can be prosecuted by individuals without the approval of the district attorney.

- Guy insisted that NICS goes through the Department of Defense, not the Department of Justice. Also that prison guards make more than police officers.

- Woman had her security badge covered up and when I asked about it she said that it was because her position was classified.

- Woman had this elaborate backstory about how she was the adopted Russian child of a British ambassador who lived in Spartanburg, South Carolina.

Any other professions that attract people like this? I don't mean something inherent to the profession like Law, where you're advancing spurious positions because it's the best you can do to defend your client's interests, but one that attracts the personality type that gets you to do this.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 9:08 PM
Author: maroon startled immigrant nibblets

Wow they are frauds

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Date: July 7th, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Thirsty Impressive Locus Partner



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Date: July 7th, 2024 9:06 PM
Author: Thirsty Impressive Locus Partner



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Date: July 7th, 2024 10:55 PM
Author: Thriller Den

Sales

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Date: July 7th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Cerebral out-of-control love of her life

HR

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Date: July 7th, 2024 11:01 PM
Author: Snowy kitchen

law

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:29 PM
Author: Thirsty Impressive Locus Partner

Lawyers are highly trustworthy individuals.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:31 PM
Author: Laughsome jewess halford

(guy who just goes around calling out security guards like it's a job

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:33 PM
Author: Puce famous landscape painting



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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:34 PM
Author: Thirsty Impressive Locus Partner

I enjoy talking to proles.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:39 PM
Author: Laughsome jewess halford

a lot of famous writers/artists have been security guards. jack kerouac, stephen malkmus, jg ballard, david foster wallace, et al. so you never know. one could caricature you unflatteringly one day as revenge for your condescension.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:45 PM
Author: Thirsty Impressive Locus Partner

I actually met one of the worst bullshitters when I took a security guard job for a single day back in 2019. (I took the job as a sort of cultural anthropology thing and just quit after my first shift.) I think this makes me part of the Security Fraternity, as it were.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:32 PM
Author: Puce famous landscape painting

Real question is why are you doing all this "looking up"

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:35 PM
Author: Thirsty Impressive Locus Partner

I trust but verify.

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:38 PM
Author: galvanic drunken forum

Heroic loss prevention officer stoically enduring troon audit

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Date: July 8th, 2024 12:46 PM
Author: Thirsty Impressive Locus Partner

tp

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Date: July 8th, 2024 7:18 PM
Author: Multi-colored indian lodge



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Date: July 9th, 2024 8:11 PM
Author: Useless Meetinghouse



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