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ITT: Posters take the Alcohol Use Disorders ID Test that libs want Kash to take

https://auditscreen.org/ I got a 6.
electric hairy legs tattoo
  05/13/26
literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for som...
jet-lagged exciting idiot ceo
  05/13/26
it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere f...
Contagious plum crackhouse weed whacker
  05/13/26
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Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Ratface
  05/13/26
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bespoke cruise ship
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orchid sanctuary
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black windowlicker
  05/14/26
20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating ...
boyish marketing idea menage
  05/13/26
(functional alcoholic in denial)
electric hairy legs tattoo
  05/13/26
(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for so...
boyish marketing idea menage
  05/13/26
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bespoke cruise ship
  05/13/26
I got a 4
umber bawdyhouse
  05/13/26
This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be consi...
Irradiated pit
  05/13/26
i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2
unhinged mischievous blood rage doctorate
  05/13/26
These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no ...
bespoke cruise ship
  05/13/26
(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)
crusty floppy brunch
  05/14/26
I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting. IMO, based ...
heady drunken plaza gaming laptop
  05/13/26
I got an 18 lol
milky deep kitchen
  05/13/26
10. Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning ...
crusty floppy brunch
  05/14/26
I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week t...
Ocher puppy
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: electric hairy legs tattoo

https://auditscreen.org/

I got a 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884350)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: jet-lagged exciting idiot ceo

literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for someone who drinks 1-2x a week.

1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol?

Never

Monthly or less

2-4 times a month

2-3 times a week

4 or more times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884589)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Contagious plum crackhouse weed whacker

it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere for me to enter my initials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884379)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: Talented International Law Enforcement Agency Ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884450)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: bespoke cruise ship



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: orchid sanctuary



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: black windowlicker



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea menage

20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating lifestyle impairment. This test is bullshit and probably run by grifters wanting everyone to smoke pot instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884421)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: electric hairy legs tattoo

(functional alcoholic in denial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884522)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: boyish marketing idea menage

(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for some bullshit reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884548)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: bespoke cruise ship



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884572)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: umber bawdyhouse

I got a 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884428)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: Irradiated pit

This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be considered a test at all

LOW SCORE

Your score is 1 and places you in the low risk category for alcohol problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884460)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: unhinged mischievous blood rage doctorate

i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884562)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: bespoke cruise ship

These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no incentive for them not to push a "you should seek help" narrative for any score

There's no fundamental difference between this and a Dianetics "stress test"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884580)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: crusty floppy brunch

(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49885150)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: heady drunken plaza gaming laptop

I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting.

IMO, based on public reports, Hegseth is 100 percent alcoholic. Kash is likely an alcoholic and will get there - he’s going to end up leaning hard into AA when the time comes.

But the only person who can decide is themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884581)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: milky deep kitchen

I got an 18 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49884648)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: crusty floppy brunch

10.

Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning alcoholics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49885145)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: Ocher puppy

I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week the past month which is way too much poison for our age. You guys are just alcoholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901",#49885250)