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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:13 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328896) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330497) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: ivory selfie persian 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330523) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre Rage, rice boi (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330536) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre What was I going to do, use a polaroid? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328901) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: Fighting adventurous point codepig (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328905) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: rusted titillating lettuce address Did you learn nothing from Clueless? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329538) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:43 PM Author: Duck-like contagious foreskin *The Crush (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329556) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:52 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330499) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330513) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Aromatic shaky brunch azn I find this extremely difficult to believe (but I want to believe) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328902) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:16 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre Completely true. She has a birthmark on her right buttcheek close to the crack. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328908) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330501) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:14 PM Author: Gaped Disturbing Regret University guys in my high school did this all the time (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328904) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:15 PM Author: crimson hyperactive kitty box office How old was she (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328906) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:17 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre 19 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328911) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: crimson hyperactive kitty box office Wow, how did you manage that (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328917) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:21 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre Met some of her friends from irl, went to some party, she showed up, we fucked in her hotel. This was in New Orleans. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328935) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:26 PM Author: crimson hyperactive kitty box office What do you mean “from irl” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328941) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:27 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre They were people she knew growing up, not Hollywood people. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328944) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: crimson hyperactive kitty box office I see. So you randomly met them somewhere in New Orleans and they invited you to a party? This was Mardi Gras I assume? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328948) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre They were at a bar. I was trying to fuck one of them, didn't know they knew her. No, it was during the summer bc I remember sweating my ass off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328954) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:30 PM Author: pea-brained sneaky criminal ok, i believe now.
did you use a rubber? how was she? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:32 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre I did use a rubber. She was fun but not crazy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328963) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:56 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330510) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:34 PM Author: crimson hyperactive kitty box office So you got shot down at the bar but you still got invited to go with them a party that was elite enough that 1996 Alicia Silverstone showed up to it later looking for random college dick.
Hella suave my man! I guess some GenXers are cool after all. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre I was making progress, which is why I got invited to the party. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328971) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:39 PM Author: crimson hyperactive kitty box office Ok. I’m still struggling to picture the arguably most famous and desirable A-list actress on planet Earth in 1996 randomly dropping in on a New Orleans party and fucking some 18 y/o future xo poaster her friend turned down, but I guess I’m just cynical idk (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328980) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:41 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre It was some shit she was doing with her friends...life is weird. I've also been turned down by fat 3s. You just never know. That's why you always keep your pubes presentable. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328990) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:44 PM Author: crimson hyperactive kitty box office Alicia must have wanted it bad from you if she brought you back to her hotel.
How nice was it? When did you leave? |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:54 PM Author: Gay turdskin While I still don't believe you 180 last sentence. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329287) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:55 PM Author: Gaped Disturbing Regret University always keep your pubes presentable tp (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329294) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:25 PM Author: demanding nighttime pozpig hairy legs How did you avoid the paparazzi leaving the party and arriving at her hotel?
Please don’t try to say there weren’t paparazzi because there definitely were. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:26 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre It was all in the hotel. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329445) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: demanding nighttime pozpig hairy legs Ohhhhhhh it was all in the hotel 😂 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329467) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:30 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre Well...yeah. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329470) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330526) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: Gay turdskin Yeah, paparazzi never get rooms at a hotel or just get a drink at a bar where celebs are staying in hoping to get a great pic like prime AS getting cozy with a random guy. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329485) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330524) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330517) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre I'm sad for you that the most exciting thing you've fucked is your dog. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329453) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:47 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre Did I say Jennifer Connelley? No, no I didn't. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329584) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:58 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330515) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:55 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330508) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330506) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:54 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330505) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:53 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:18 PM Author: pea-brained sneaky criminal i typically believe the stories told here but i don't believe this one.
(prior stories i have believed: poaster did coke with and fucked anna kendrick, poaster had a one night stand with a drunken sharon stone). |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:20 PM Author: Aromatic shaky brunch azn there was a great Shia Leboeuf one, who was that, chandler iirc? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328929) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:22 PM Author: crimson hyperactive kitty box office Yes (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:28 PM Author: pea-brained sneaky criminal i don't doubt that one either. i have a similar story - i used to take the acela from BWI to NYC all the time when i was in biglaw bc we repped a lot of hotels up there.
one trip, maybe in the fall of 2019 (when i was getting pretty bad off with drug addiction and alcoholism, not to mention whoremongering), i was on the train with an associate and we were actually sitting in seats (we usually would post up in the beverage car). he was getting off at union station in DC and i was getting off at BWI.
when we hit delaware, i told him that i was gonna drink as many Stone Island IPAs as i could between delaware and BWI, which is right about an hour,i thnk it's actually like 50 minutes. i was able to pound like 7. i kept running back to the bev cart and coming back with two in hand.
the associate seemed concerned and asked me if i was all right to get off the train. of course, i got an uber to my buddy's house and bought an eightball and went home in a pretty good state.
didn't chandler say he drank like 5-6 torpedoes IPA in half an hour? it's a lot, but doable. |
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he's azn |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: pea-brained sneaky criminal he is? i thought kenny was, but chandler was white? i can't keep people here straight man. wtf.
kenny and chandler both work with CSLG right? |
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So it’s impressive af that chandler locked down a white wife and Kenny a very cute FOB azn wife. (I believe, in both cases, before getting rich on the CSLG gravy train. Hard circle to square, I know!) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:34 PM Author: Peach beta corner hissy fit Chandler is short too I’m pretty sure (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49332549) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:29 PM Author: pea-brained sneaky criminal oh lol, i remember that. that's too random to be made up. i believe it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328951) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:48 PM Author: Aromatic shaky brunch azn me too (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329009) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:00 PM Author: demanding nighttime pozpig hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329327) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:36 PM Author: blue therapy Polaroids or it didn’t happen (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49328973) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:21 PM Author: pale charismatic athletic conference mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329424) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: Gay turdskin (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329498) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:45 PM Author: Violent love of her life goyim My wife used to get randos saying she looked like her or even (drunkenly) saying just give me an autograph. My wife has always been hotter. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329000) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:52 PM Author: Peach beta corner hissy fit This thread really brought the narcissists out of the woodwork lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49342357) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 12:57 PM Author: Diverse Coral Casino Quadroon Yeah this totally happened (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329042) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 1:57 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre You not believing it really fucks up my day, brochacho. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329306) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:11 PM Author: Gay turdskin I think you jumped the shark when you tried to pass off AS as her at 19 (her absolute prime when she could get pretty much any celeb male, athlete, politician, etc.). (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329372) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:14 PM Author: pea-brained sneaky criminal life is random sometimes though.
this could well be a lie, but i choose to believe that it's real based on the details he provided. i've been called out a few times for lying about shit that is definitely true. people shouldn't be so quick to do that bc it makes poasters reluctant to bother sharing stories.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: demanding nighttime pozpig hairy legs The most fun part of flame threads like this is when they get blown out of the water (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329431) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:24 PM Author: pea-brained sneaky criminal if the thread is flame, i expect OP will pop up in a few hours or tomorrow and tell us.
until that happens, this is a true story.
people are quick to call out people who live IRL as making shit up. a good example of this is consuela, who apparently thinks i made up all my drugging, whoring, going to jail, left my wife for a mistress then reconciled, etc stories because he always calls me "kooky" and "zany" (obviously implying that i just made everything up). the fact is that he's a shutin dork and can't imagine some guy going out to a bar, buying coke and picking up some chick and fucking her so anyone claiming to have done something like that must be totally fabricating it for attention.
claiming to have fucked a celebrity is on a different level, yes, but things like that do happen. |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:28 PM Author: demanding nighttime pozpig hairy legs You gotta keep your posts more concise man, no one reads half these screeds and you come off looking really stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329456) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: pea-brained sneaky criminal (((consuela))) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329464) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: demanding nighttime pozpig hairy legs Nice edit (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329481) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: pea-brained sneaky criminal fuck my ass (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329483) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:16 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre I guess she was just having fun and wanted to get laid. Who knows. It's not like we stayed in touch or she flew me to LA or some shit. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329397) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:29 PM Author: Gay turdskin You needed to pick some celeb who was crazier or less uptight. Maybe Courtney Love or something would be believable. If you wanted to do an 18-19 year old celeb Amanda Bynes would have been a better claim. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329465) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: Ocher racy stage He's admitting that he's 48 now and making that kind of shit up. Would a 48-year-old really need to create those fake stories at this point in life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329473) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre Courtney Love? I wasn't fucking chicks when I was 7. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329482) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:45 PM Author: Gay turdskin Look, this is your flame. The world is your oyster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329576) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:06 PM Author: galvanic sound barrier principal's office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330016) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:51 PM Author: ivory selfie persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330528) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:00 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:27 PM Author: Supple fuchsia stag film sweet tailpipe When Lindsay Lohan's list of sexual partners got released, about 90% were fellow celebs. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329452) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:31 PM Author: demanding nighttime pozpig hairy legs Really, no anon future-extremely-online-lawyers?!? I don’t buy it bro. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329475) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:32 PM Author: Gay turdskin tcr, and the 10% didn't really include randoms - it was still people around her. Prime AS isn't going to party with a few gfs. She is going with a whole celeb crew. She isn't going to be lonely and grabbing some random guy at a bar. She has several guys around her that are at her level that will happily take her to their suite.
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:33 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre I didn't have a suite. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329484) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:34 PM Author: Gay turdskin See, another mistake. Should have said you came from a super rich family which is why you were in the same hotel as her and were balling out of control enough that she thought you were a big deal or something. Not "I'm so cool, I had such mad rizz I got AS in her prime while being nobody" is just stupid. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329491) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre But that's what happened. I don't think mad rizz, whatever the fuck that is, had anything to do with it. Right place, right time. Don't be a pissy little bitch about it, man. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329520) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: Gay turdskin You fucked up this flame. Like don't get me wrong, I fucked Jessica Alba when she was 18, Britney Spears (she goes by Brit to her friends), etc. also totally by accident but I still don't believe you. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329529) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre Ok (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329535) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:41 PM Author: demanding nighttime pozpig hairy legs (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329543) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: ivory selfie persian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330488) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:02 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330530) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:59 PM Author: ivory selfie persian Liar! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330521) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: filthy exhilarant round eye parlour *guy who has posted here for 12 years* Oh yeah did i ever tell you about this one time... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329500) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:35 PM Author: pale charismatic athletic conference mediation (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329502) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:38 PM Author: demanding nighttime pozpig hairy legs Is this guy a known poster? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329522) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:39 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre 21 actually. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329523) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:54 PM Author: outnumbered nursing home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329979) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:40 PM Author: Gay turdskin anyway, gotta go (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329532) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 2:44 PM Author: crawly magenta gunner laser beams no one has ever had sex afaict (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329561) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:57 PM Author: Misanthropic amethyst background story home (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329801) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:04 PM Author: ultramarine big generalized bond she still thinks about u wistfully, probably (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329640) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:12 PM Author: Scarlet messiness death wish to die between her thighs would be a heavenly way to die (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329665) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 3:56 PM Author: jet stage You're old as fuck. Are most poasters here 50+? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329798) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:15 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre My boy OldHLSDood is old as fuck.
I'm just old, ty. |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:26 AM Author: aquamarine trip brethren candlestick maker OldHLSDood is esteemed. You're old as fuck. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49331136) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:00 PM Author: Erotic comical factory reset button senate posts at xoxo for several years just remembers this story and thinks it might be interesting to the crowd |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:40 PM Author: Misanthropic amethyst background story home http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2#49329500 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329936) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 4:55 PM Author: outnumbered nursing home be nice seals are endangered we should accommodate the ones who managed to survive despite brutal injuries (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49329981) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:01 PM Author: Erotic comical factory reset button senate now i know how tribe felt (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330128) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:09 PM Author: silver house-broken spot weed whacker Once a thread is past 30 posts expecting anyone to read them all before posting fails the reasonable person standard. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330153) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:50 PM Author: heady double fault den (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330489) |
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Date: August 15th, 2026 8:58 AM Author: boyish property Misspelled 3 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#50069334) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 5:58 PM Author: 180 cuckold main people i believe this, had a similar encounter with a b-grade (but cute) actress (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330125) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:07 PM Author: silver house-broken spot weed whacker No you didn’t. And even if you did that is retarded nigger logic. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330146) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: ivory selfie persian 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330525) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 6:14 PM Author: Carnelian flirting old irish cottage ladyboy If this were true your moniker for the past twenty years would have been “HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW I FUCKED TEENAGE PRIME ALICIA SILVERSTONE IN NEW ORLEANS IN 1996 SIGNED [YOUR FULL NAME and SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER]” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330165) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 7:45 PM Author: aphrodisiac voyeur theatre My moniker has changed frequently (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330339) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:01 PM Author: ivory selfie persian 你這個騙子 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330527) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 8:57 PM Author: plum disgusting degenerate depressive There was a known transexual impersonator who used to troll bars and claim to be her. Sometimes would take guys home. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330514) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:04 PM Author: emerald shrine scourge upon the earth nigs are so stupid it's unreal (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330533) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 9:05 PM Author: Exciting Ruby Library Cuck 180! Can confirm (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330535) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:02 AM Author: pale charismatic athletic conference mediation pics? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49331124) |
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Date: October 6th, 2025 10:27 PM Author: passionate filthpig dragon I didn't do this, but I did make out w Esther Povitsky. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49330758) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:30 PM Author: Peach beta corner hissy fit Who the fuck is that, some jewess cyborg they made in a lab? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49332542) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:47 AM Author: floppy base feces I haven’t read the whole thread. Have you described the sex yet? If not please DESCRIBE it (positions, sounds etc.) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49331141) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:21 PM Author: Ocher racy stage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49332522) |
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Date: October 7th, 2025 5:40 PM Author: ebony new version Haven’t read this thread, but definitely recall reading my sisters SEVENTEEN magazine and Alicia confessing that she peed the bed until she was like 12 (earning the nickname Pee-sha) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49332561) |
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Date: October 11th, 2025 4:46 PM Author: Painfully honest kitchen I want to believe
But the idea that we're 22+ years into a 24/7 bull session and you're only just now telling us this is extremely hard to accept.
If I had fucked a prime Alicia Silverstone I wouldn't be discreet about it at all. Like what, you didn't mention this sooner because you're embarrassed about it or something? |
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Date: August 15th, 2026 9:24 AM Author: Arrogant Hospital OP is Gen X lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5783639&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#50069362) |