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so glad I didn't go to law school I would've blown my brain...
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Really need you to be a team player on this and reschedule y...
Slate useless brakes
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with 100% honesty, do partners really say shit exactly like ...
Navy Aggressive Shrine
  09/03/18
No bullshit, yes. Partners write or say shit like this all ...
Splenetic Rose Jap
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180 coping mechanism I just couldn't do it, man. I don't h...
Navy Aggressive Shrine
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UNGGHHHHH literally 30 minutes after making this poast, she ...
Navy Aggressive Shrine
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I don't even know you, but this is very exciting gl
Silver Trust Fund
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yeah I only had one organic HS gf (my senior year), and she ...
Navy Aggressive Shrine
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I wish you good luck.
sinister point associate
  09/03/18
ty friend
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So where are we at on this?
idiotic institution
  09/12/25
at least you make what a CEO makes. try getting by on 65k
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I do it just fine, man no debt whatsoever, low COL city, it...
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Lol, 180
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how does this discussion typically go if u call
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why do you do this
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bro this literally happened to me, not flame last Christmas....
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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:24 PM
Author: Slate useless brakes

hardball with opposing counsel. The client wants the most leverage at the settlement table, so let's put this brief on the front burner and get it filed by Wednesday at the latest. I know it's a holiday so feel free to get started tomorrow morning. Please shepardize each case they cited in their last brief and create a list of all decisions critical of their citations. We want to cite them all. No room for holes on this one. How is 1:00 PM tomorrow for a pow wow on the initial list of cases?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738056)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:51 PM
Author: Pontificating Irate Parlour Coldplay Fan

TOXIC

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36743267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Azn Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738066)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:27 PM
Author: cream heady brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738070)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:28 PM
Author: Blathering Indirect Expression Menage

good god man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738073)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:39 PM
Author: Navy Aggressive Shrine

so glad I didn't go to law school

I would've blown my brains out by now, no doubt in my mind

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738126)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: Slate useless brakes

Really need you to be a team player on this and reschedule your suicide for after Wednesday. The whole team has been working hard and, frankly, you were not that responsive this weekend. Your attention to this brief until Wednesday is really expected here. This firm is not the Bush League. Thanks.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738135)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:42 PM
Author: Navy Aggressive Shrine

with 100% honesty, do partners really say shit exactly like this? How do you resist the urge to show up with a gun and send them all to hell?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738138)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:44 PM
Author: Splenetic Rose Jap

No bullshit, yes. Partners write or say shit like this all the time. I have a coping mechanism where I just pretend nothing at work is actually directed to me, it is not really me that does the job, it's just some character I play.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738149)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: Navy Aggressive Shrine

180 coping mechanism

I just couldn't do it, man. I don't have it in me. I'm a proud formerly elite burnout, happy to make 50-60k if it means I don't have to put up with bullshit like that.

I think I'm just gonna reverse big willie pwn life and marry my old FWB from UG who's about to start residency and will make way way more than me forever. We still talk and have a half-serious "pact" that if we're both single at 30, we'll get back together and that's approaching fast

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738159)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:58 PM
Author: Navy Aggressive Shrine

UNGGHHHHH literally 30 minutes after making this poast, she called me to ask if I could help her with her personal statement and said she's applying for a few places near me and we should hang out if she gets one of them 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738567)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:05 PM
Author: Silver Trust Fund

I don't even know you, but this is very exciting

gl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738624)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:10 PM
Author: Navy Aggressive Shrine

yeah I only had one organic HS gf (my senior year), and she turned out to be total trash in the end (tons of tats, gauges in her ears, nipple piercings, HERPES, etc.) so i don't pine for her at all in these threads. Then my actual LTRs after that all ended in NOCONTACT, only really think about one of them while jerking off. This girl I'm describing really wanted to date me senior year of UG after we were hooking up for months, and I shot her down because I didn't want to be in a relationship with the uncertainty of post-graduation plans. That was literally the only reason I didn't end up locking her down, which I still regret. Somehow she still wants me despite my much less prestigious career path compared to her, and I might actually have a shot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738659)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:20 PM
Author: sinister point associate

I wish you good luck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739052)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:21 PM
Author: Navy Aggressive Shrine

ty friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739055)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:41 AM
Author: idiotic institution

So where are we at on this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49259218)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling milk

at least you make what a CEO makes. try getting by on 65k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738162)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Navy Aggressive Shrine

I do it just fine, man

no debt whatsoever, low COL city, it's 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738173)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:09 PM
Author: Olive razzle principal's office

Lol, 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738650)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:43 PM
Author: Splenetic Rose Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738144)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:51 PM
Author: Comical zombie-like bawdyhouse

I have other matters with earlier deadlines. The opposing brief is dense and the case cites are long and several are obscure. If you need to talk by Tuesday and file Wednesday, there are other people available.

Martin

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739201)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:54 PM
Author: Carmine dysfunction ratface

Thanks. Can you call to discuss? I’m on my mobile. Isaac.

Sent from my Blackberry

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739213)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 8:00 PM
Author: Learning disabled contagious legal warrant twinkling uncleanness

how does this discussion typically go if u call

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739253)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:41 PM
Author: jade shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738133)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 4:50 PM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone temple boltzmann



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738177)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: topaz place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738289)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:10 PM
Author: Frum honey-headed center generalized bond

why do you do this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738290)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:14 PM
Author: Aqua wagecucks

bro this literally happened to me, not flame last Christmas. The partner emailed and called me all Sunday morning and night and asking for the list. I ignored everything. Around 9pm she emailed me saying forget and she did it and to come talk first thing. Monday I walked in and said I was sick. I was let go two months later. I didn't give a shit I had another job waiting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738313)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:58 PM
Author: Slate useless brakes

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739236)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 5:15 PM
Author: Passionate nowag

*instead prepares discrimination lawsuit regarding the use of the term "pow wow" because your grandma said once after six glasses of rose that she was 1/64 native american*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738324)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:07 PM
Author: Stirring Hot Azn Tanning Salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738637)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: opaque boiling water sneaky criminal

*by telegony

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36743293)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 6:02 PM
Author: Carmine dysfunction ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36738596)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:17 PM
Author: Carmine dysfunction ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739039)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:18 PM
Author: Odious drab wrinkle



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:34 PM
Author: Disrespectful doctorate theater stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739110)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:38 PM
Author: Learning disabled contagious legal warrant twinkling uncleanness

*breaks into high-pitched shrieking fit on airplane*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739126)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 6:36 PM
Author: Slate useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36745572)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:41 PM
Author: Bistre lay

premium treats if you're into the whole law thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739136)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:43 PM
Author: Ocher arousing hospital mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739149)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:45 PM
Author: histrionic indigo knife



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739159)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 7:48 PM
Author: Comical zombie-like bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739178)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 9:05 PM
Author: big mustard resort fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36739698)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 11:19 PM
Author: Carmine dysfunction ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36740608)



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 11:25 PM
Author: bat shit crazy adventurous codepig gunner



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Date: September 3rd, 2018 11:59 PM
Author: lime titillating stain hell

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36740868)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:23 AM
Author: ruby faggot firefighter



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:26 AM
Author: cream heady brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#36741073)



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Date: September 4th, 2018 11:01 AM
Author: Carmine dysfunction ratface



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Date: September 4th, 2018 12:54 PM
Author: mischievous partner



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Date: September 4th, 2018 6:38 PM
Author: Flirting Newt



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Date: July 8th, 2019 7:41 AM
Author: bateful theater



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Date: July 8th, 2019 8:31 AM
Author: Exhilarant goal in life national security agency

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#38498864)



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Date: November 18th, 2019 12:35 PM
Author: Slate useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#39134949)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:03 PM
Author: cream heady brunch



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Date: September 12th, 2025 7:50 AM
Author: Slate useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49259118)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:06 AM
Author: crystalline alcoholic toilet seat



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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:36 AM
Author: Disrespectful doctorate theater stage

I know what the thread is and still i click anyway.

I'm addicted to the PTSD response. It's the only thing that makes me feel alive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49259200)



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Date: February 3rd, 2026 1:03 PM
Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( )



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Date: September 12th, 2025 8:44 AM
Author: lake pea-brained nibblets



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:03 AM
Author: buff soul-stirring space immigrant

Oof

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4068255&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49259251)



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Date: February 3rd, 2026 12:34 PM
Author: yidden figures



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Date: February 3rd, 2026 12:38 PM
Author: Consuela



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Date: February 3rd, 2026 12:39 PM
Author: Quality Learing Center alumnus (✅ðŸ‘)



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Date: February 3rd, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Candy Ride



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