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Happy wife = lay the pipe

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women a...
Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard
  04/18/25
sounds like Dad gave you some good advice
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  04/18/25
Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.
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  04/18/25
Cr.
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  04/18/25
7.5 minutes of heaven tp
vengeful fragrant church building hissy fit
  04/18/25
My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus
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  04/18/25
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  04/18/25
Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyk...
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  08/17/26
how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpa...
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  04/18/25
Lay the pipe and she won’t be.
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  04/18/25
I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in t...
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  04/18/25
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(ballsack dipper)
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  08/17/26
Okay, i lol’d
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  04/18/25
all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who...
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  04/18/25
clearly you don’t lay the pipe
Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard
  04/18/25
who's a good boy?!
House-broken Garnet Black Woman Mexican
  04/18/25
yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo
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  04/18/25
It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours wit...
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  04/18/25
yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage ...
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  04/18/25
everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediate...
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  04/18/25
if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you ca...
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  04/18/25
I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids. How man...
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  04/18/25
jfc goys
House-broken Garnet Black Woman Mexican
  04/18/25
what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP ins...
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  04/18/25
wtf is fodip?
Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard
  04/18/25
Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would lik...
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  04/18/25
tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter...
flirting motley station chad
  04/18/25
Ty friend
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  04/18/25
...
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  08/17/26
...
talented grizzly newt old irish cottage
  08/17/26
Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc
ivory property
  04/18/25
they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and ...
Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard
  04/18/25
Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married...
ivory property
  04/18/25
...
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  04/18/25
after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. p...
House-broken Garnet Black Woman Mexican
  04/18/25
In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $...
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  04/18/25
...
Henna brunch
  08/17/26
Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.
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  04/18/25
I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum t...
Swollen Idiotic Stag Film Psychic
  04/18/25
thank for that thoughtful and considerate insight, fucking f...
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  04/19/25
did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheer...
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  04/22/25
this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. ...
Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard
  05/05/25
I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.
autistic chestnut queen of the night
  05/05/25
wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.
Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard
  05/06/25
confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got t...
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  08/17/26
...
talented grizzly newt old irish cottage
  08/17/26
op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man&qu...
mustard provocative theater stage
  08/17/26
ur dumb
Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard
  08/17/26
(ballsack dipper)
mustard provocative theater stage
  08/17/26
idk wtf that even means
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  08/17/26
it's not very hard to figure out
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  08/17/26
like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant
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  08/17/26
I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice ...
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  08/17/26
I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural ...
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  08/17/26
What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what ...
rebellious cerebral gunner
  08/17/26
...
racy school
  08/17/26
women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime
ivory property
  08/17/26
You just aren’t hitting it right
Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard
  08/17/26
i'm not hitting it at all
ivory property
  08/17/26
7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy
vengeful fragrant church building hissy fit
  08/17/26
it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.
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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:02 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

Been married a long time and best advice I can give. Women are women and want to be treated as such. Nothing better than having her sigh and groan while taking her panties off then 7.5 minutes later your balls are soaked because she came so much and then she smiles all day and makes you French toast and shit like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#48859961)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:03 AM
Author: Big orchestra pit

sounds like Dad gave you some good advice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#48860191)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:19 AM
Author: autistic chestnut queen of the night

Tough lot but the alternative is always so much worse.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:25 AM
Author: Cracking parlor elastic band

Cr.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:43 AM
Author: vengeful fragrant church building hissy fit

7.5 minutes of heaven tp

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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:48 AM
Author: black liquid oxygen

My wife definitely lays the pipe on my anus

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

anal sex is gross any way you approach it. Assholes are filled with shit no matter what you do to mask this fact

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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:07 AM
Author: marvelous stage

Put her in an auschwitz style shower room but instead of zyklon b it’s poo-pourri coming out

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:25 AM
Author: titillating nubile jewess

how to psyche yourself up if shes fat and only wears sweatpants? discuss.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:34 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

Lay the pipe and she won’t be.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:26 AM
Author: mustard provocative theater stage

I don't think you're supposed to put the whole ballsack in there man

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:33 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

It’s just gravity. Try getting laid sometime and you’ll figure out the nuances

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: mustard provocative theater stage

(ballsack dipper)

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:48 AM
Author: flirting motley station chad



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:52 PM
Author: Underhanded Reading Party



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Henna brunch



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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:12 PM
Author: blue useless cuckold resort

Okay, i lol’d

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:37 AM
Author: House-broken Garnet Black Woman Mexican

all you have to do is grovel and beg and then your wife (who you paid 50% of your net worth to for regular sex) may fuck you once in awhile! (for 7.5 minutes)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#48860127)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:40 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

clearly you don’t lay the pipe

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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:42 AM
Author: House-broken Garnet Black Woman Mexican

who's a good boy?!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#48860146)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 9:46 AM
Author: flirting motley station chad

yeah i can last 7.5 minutes too (xo pumo

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:08 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

It’s your wife not a tinder date you spent 3 hours with at some stupid restaurant just to get her to come back to your place. Clearly you aren’t married.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#48860210)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:11 AM
Author: House-broken Garnet Black Woman Mexican

yea cuz in the first instance you actually have leverage

in yours, you gave up all of yours and didn't even get rights to sex. this is clear because you ran to reddautoadmit to brag about having sex with your old wife that you pay every expense for

some guys need to be castrated the sex market is broken

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#48860223)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:14 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

everyone who poasts here is fucked up. You seem to immediately gravitate to financial shit. Reminding your wife how you make more money than her won’t make her spend less or treat you better. Fucking her until she’s dick drunk will. I’m just giving advice itt. Another point would be don’t marry a chick you don’t want to fuck and if your a fag just embrace it but try to be normal and not the full blown queerbag stuff.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#48860231)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:21 AM
Author: House-broken Garnet Black Woman Mexican

if youre so desperate to give someone half your money you can give it to me, ill fuck you 7.5 minutes/year too

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:30 AM
Author: hairless garrison headpube

I paid her to have my kids and not Tyquan's kids.

How many kids will you bear for me if I pay you instead

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: House-broken Garnet Black Woman Mexican

jfc goys

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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: flirting motley station chad

what? married over 15 years. i can’t full on FODIP inside wife’s vageen for more than like 2 minutes

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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

wtf is fodip?

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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:32 PM
Author: Swollen Idiotic Stag Film Psychic

Guessing "full on dick inside pussy" but would like to know too

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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: flirting motley station chad

tcr guess except “in” instead of inside (shorter)

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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Swollen Idiotic Stag Film Psychic

Ty friend

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: talented grizzly newt old irish cottage



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:17 AM
Author: talented grizzly newt old irish cottage



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Date: April 18th, 2025 10:54 AM
Author: ivory property

Women don't want to have sex with their husbands iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#48860371)



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:19 PM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

they do when you properly lay the pipe. also being tall and having Hair on your head helps.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:23 PM
Author: ivory property

Well she knew the height and hair situation when she married me, so that's on her

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Date: April 18th, 2025 6:38 PM
Author: Unhinged Marketing Idea



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Date: April 18th, 2025 5:29 PM
Author: House-broken Garnet Black Woman Mexican

after paying her half your $ first, dont forget that part. pay to play!!

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Date: April 18th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

In my case, she’s a sahm but her family has way more $ than mine. It’s not exactly a big concern.

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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:46 PM
Author: Henna brunch



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Date: April 18th, 2025 12:34 PM
Author: Scarlet keepsake machete

Then the novelty wears off after the 5th time.

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Date: April 18th, 2025 8:39 PM
Author: Swollen Idiotic Stag Film Psychic

I'm disgusted and hope there are no children on this forum to read this utter obscenity

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Date: April 19th, 2025 8:11 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

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Date: April 22nd, 2025 12:21 PM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

did this again this morning. big shock now she is in a cheerful mood.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 12:37 PM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

this happened again this morning. wife is in a good mood. my dick and balls were very wet.

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Date: May 5th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: autistic chestnut queen of the night

I actually have this as a constant and immediate issue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#48905689)



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Date: May 6th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

wife is in a good mood again. Odd case.

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:15 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

confirmed twice this weekend that this clearly works. got to play golf then hang out at the CC bar and have an omelet and drink beers at an inappropriately early time yesterday. shot 76.

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: talented grizzly newt old irish cottage



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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:18 AM
Author: mustard provocative theater stage

op is cucumbers cosplaying as a "straight family man"

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:34 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

ur dumb

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:37 AM
Author: mustard provocative theater stage

(ballsack dipper)

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Date: August 17th, 2026 8:47 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: mustard provocative theater stage

it's not very hard to figure out

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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:45 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

like nuts in pussy? that sounds unpleasant

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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:02 AM
Author: rebellious cerebral gunner

I agree, your wife seems happy after I lay the pipe. Advice checks out.

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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:03 AM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

I assumed you were gay? who the fuck buys a house in rural Connecticut as a single guy otherwise?

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Date: August 17th, 2026 9:10 AM
Author: rebellious cerebral gunner

What can I say, I'm a trailblazer (incidentally that's what she said too).

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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:50 AM
Author: racy school



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Date: August 17th, 2026 10:55 AM
Author: ivory property

women refuse to have sex with their husbands ime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#50073079)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:50 PM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

You just aren’t hitting it right

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Date: August 17th, 2026 3:42 PM
Author: ivory property

i'm not hitting it at all

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Date: August 17th, 2026 1:55 PM
Author: vengeful fragrant church building hissy fit

7.5 minutes of wife sex at a time is craaaaazy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5712825&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#50073562)



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Date: August 17th, 2026 2:17 PM
Author: Wonderful Casino Gay Wizard

it's for her benefit. good to be polite like that.

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