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Tim Cook steps down as Apple CEO

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Sooty nowag
  04/20/26
tim apple
Vivacious vengeful mexican stead
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slate library
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fighting trip parlor
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lake senate toilet seat
  04/20/26
Ran here
Dun Dashing University
  04/20/26
cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard
Sooty nowag
  04/20/26
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exhilarant onyx love of her life
  04/21/26
I choose now to live my life as a straight man.
sinister hilarious casino
  04/20/26
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cocky razzmatazz dog poop trust fund
  04/20/26
i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse vers...
nighttime burgundy hall roommate
  04/20/26
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violent area friendly grandma
  04/20/26
They're going to pivot to an AI company
Electric topaz dopamine old irish cottage
  04/20/26
theyre too far behind everyone now
Ivory queen of the night keepsake machete
  04/20/26
They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS...
Electric topaz dopamine old irish cottage
  04/20/26
Replaced by Temu CEO
motley awkward partner
  04/20/26
why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec t...
fishy legal warrant
  04/20/26
actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO...
fishy legal warrant
  04/20/26
Is this how AI talks to retards?
turquoise boyish principal's office gunner
  04/20/26
yes
Wonderful church building
  04/21/26
Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Micr...
nighttime burgundy hall roommate
  04/20/26
Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products a...
fighting trip parlor
  04/20/26
My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer
Sooty nowag
  04/20/26
yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like...
fishy legal warrant
  04/20/26
I will flush my iphone the day this happens
Ivory queen of the night keepsake machete
  04/20/26
There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.
sinister hilarious casino
  04/20/26
Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli ...
Vigorous frozen travel guidebook
  04/21/26
jews: not another goy!
ebony theater
  04/20/26
They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GP...
Appetizing french chef pervert
  04/20/26
the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their softw...
stubborn fantasy-prone crotch
  04/20/26
llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia...
Appetizing french chef pervert
  04/20/26
Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo
Mustard fluffy haunted graveyard
  04/20/26
(Apple's new CEO)
Appetizing french chef pervert
  04/20/26
The did before the SoC transition iirc
stubborn fantasy-prone crotch
  04/21/26
Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc i...
Mustard fluffy haunted graveyard
  04/21/26
New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face
useless parlour affirmative action
  04/21/26
Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Ind...
Mustard fluffy haunted graveyard
  04/21/26
While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5...
Mustard fluffy haunted graveyard
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:47 PM
Author: Sooty nowag



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:48 PM
Author: Vivacious vengeful mexican stead

tim apple

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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:49 PM
Author: fighting trip parlor



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: lake senate toilet seat



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: Dun Dashing University

Ran here

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:56 PM
Author: Sooty nowag

cot damn Trump is such a fucking retard

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Date: April 21st, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: exhilarant onyx love of her life



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:50 PM
Author: sinister hilarious casino

I choose now to live my life as a straight man.

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: cocky razzmatazz dog poop trust fund



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Date: April 20th, 2026 4:53 PM
Author: nighttime burgundy hall roommate

i hope his successor can carry on making slightly worse versions every year of the products Steve Jobs left them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830010)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:43 PM
Author: violent area friendly grandma



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:08 PM
Author: Electric topaz dopamine old irish cottage

They're going to pivot to an AI company

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:22 PM
Author: Ivory queen of the night keepsake machete

theyre too far behind everyone now

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: Electric topaz dopamine old irish cottage

They can just buy Anthropic and have it installed on all IOS devices going forward. They're already ahead of everyone in the HW space

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830142)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: motley awkward partner

Replaced by Temu CEO

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:32 PM
Author: fishy legal warrant

why no INDIAN CEO, Apple has one of the most Birdshit exec teams Ive seen, its veddy veddy suspect, I bet 20-30% of their tech workforce is TURD but why no TURD ON TOP, Auntie?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830118)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: fishy legal warrant

actually COO and CFO are both turds, wtf they not become CEO? apple RACISSSS whrs al sharpatani

Yes — **both are of Indian origin**, but with slightly different backgrounds.

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## 👤 Sabih Khan

* **Yes — clearly Indian-origin**

* Born in **Moradabad, India** ([Wikipedia][1])

* Later moved abroad (Singapore → U.S.)

* Now Chief Operating Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-born → Indian-origin American executive

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## 👤 Kevan Parekh

* **Also Indian-origin**

* From an **Indian-American family** ([Wikipedia][2])

* Born/raised in the U.S.

* Now Chief Financial Officer at Apple

👉 So:

> Indian-origin → but American-born

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# 🧠 Simple distinction

| Person | Background |

| ------------ | ---------------------------- |

| Sabih Khan | Born in India → moved abroad |

| Kevan Parekh | Indian-origin → U.S.-born |

---

# 💡 Bottom line

Yes—**both are Indian-origin executives at Apple**, and they’re actually two of the highest-ranking leaders (COO + CFO).

[1]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sabih_Khan?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Sabih Khan"

[2]: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kevan_Parekh?utm_source=chatgpt.com "Kevan Parekh"



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: turquoise boyish principal's office gunner

Is this how AI talks to retards?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830814)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 2:10 AM
Author: Wonderful church building

yes

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Date: April 20th, 2026 5:36 PM
Author: nighttime burgundy hall roommate

Apple is the gay company. You are thinking of its rival Microsoft.

Completely different type of turd fetish going on.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830127)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:08 PM
Author: fighting trip parlor

Every tech company with turd CEO goes to shit. MS products are barely usable. YouTube is shit too now.

Shocked Amazon is not turd-run for how rapacious they have becum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830184)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:40 PM
Author: Sooty nowag

My GOOGL shares are up 117% since last summer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830270)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:48 PM
Author: fishy legal warrant

yes but does the GOOGL turd CEO furk dogs and lil girls like a birdshit ceo wld?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830294)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:19 PM
Author: Ivory queen of the night keepsake machete

I will flush my iphone the day this happens

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830197)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:59 PM
Author: sinister hilarious casino

There was a strict No Turds clause in Steve Jobs's will.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830835)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:19 AM
Author: Vigorous frozen travel guidebook

Jobs traveled to India in mid-1974[52] to visit Neem Karoli Baba[53] at his Kainchi ashram with his Reed College friend and eventual Apple employee Daniel Kottke, searching for spiritual teachings. When they got to the Neem Karoli ashram, it was almost deserted because Neem Karoli Baba had died in September 1973. Then, they made a long trek up a dry riverbed to an ashram of Haidakhan Babaji.[49]

After seven months, Jobs left India[54] and returned to the US ahead of Daniel Kottke.[49] Jobs had changed his appearance; his head was shaved, and he wore traditional Indian clothing.[55][56]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49831483)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: ebony theater

jews: not another goy!

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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:42 PM
Author: Appetizing french chef pervert

They are getting fucked by memory shortages plus slow-ass GPUs that can't handle agentic workflows. 5t/s won't cut it when your agent needs 30k tokens to message you on Telegram

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830279)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:53 PM
Author: stubborn fantasy-prone crotch

the GPUs aren't "slow". it's just that their software eco/dev support is weaker than CUDA. Hardly anything is optimized for Metal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830314)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 6:54 PM
Author: Appetizing french chef pervert

llama.cpp is just as optimized for Apple as it is for Nvidia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830318)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 9:58 PM
Author: Mustard fluffy haunted graveyard

Why not just use NVDA GPU like Nintendo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49830831)



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Date: April 20th, 2026 10:00 PM
Author: Appetizing french chef pervert

(Apple's new CEO)

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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:28 AM
Author: stubborn fantasy-prone crotch

The did before the SoC transition iirc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49831425)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:31 AM
Author: Mustard fluffy haunted graveyard

Well now they’re Ruined. You probably use Android bc it’s Xbox-like haha

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49831502)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 7:41 AM
Author: useless parlour affirmative action

New guy has an alpha as fuck chin. Easily 1/3 of his face

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49831438)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:32 AM
Author: Mustard fluffy haunted graveyard

Seems like a phenotype job. If they didn’t hire an Indian they must be considering phenotype explicitly

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5858784&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310901#49831505)



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Date: April 21st, 2026 8:36 AM
Author: Mustard fluffy haunted graveyard

While at Penn, Ternus competed on the men's swimming team.[5]

Jockgineer

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