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irl goy here, what's the reason *not* to use Klarna?

I was buying a "towel warmer" online for my wife(a...
boyish bistre corner
  12/04/25
there’s zero downside and they make absolutely no mone...
bespoke stead azn
  12/04/25
is this some uber 2017 zirp VC cash thing
boyish bistre corner
  12/04/25
https://s205.q4cdn.com/644747736/files/doc_financials/2025/q...
concupiscible gas station new version
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Galvanic yarmulke
  12/04/25
they charge the retailer a %. it's the same thing with store...
amethyst odious lodge
  12/04/25
What if they repossess my bluetooth speaker
Embarrassed to the bone menage codepig
  12/04/25
ESPECIALLY your bluetooth speaker
amethyst odious lodge
  12/04/25
A girl in my class is underwater on some McNuggets not flame
tan hideous parlour old irish cottage
  12/04/25
you should provide her a "bailout"
Dashing dun love of her life
  12/04/25
My sous vide!
vigorous volcanic crater
  12/04/25
This is how you know America is actually 70% brown now. This...
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The phenomenon of putting *everything* on a credit card was ...
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  12/04/25
I use CC for whatever I can because I get points/miles/other...
Motley primrose area
  12/04/25
this is yet another layer of jewish debt magic underneath yo...
Up-to-no-good mediation principal's office
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Exciting ruby stain giraffe
  12/04/25
This is how you know XO is full of shit when they claim to b...
amber racy location
  12/04/25
You didn’t get your shit until you made the final paym...
marvelous mentally impaired state
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Crystalline Pea-brained Mad Cow Disease
  04/03/26
the "free money" argument is some real prole shit....
Red Vivacious Box Office
  12/04/25
nffi, I remember your nordstrom return arbitrage stories. th...
boyish bistre corner
  12/04/25
i wasnt doing it for the arbitrage. i was doing it to borrow...
Red Vivacious Box Office
  12/04/25
let’s say op goes big though, and makes a $200 purchas...
floppy cuckoldry parlor
  12/04/25
dbg oddly silent
boyish bistre corner
  12/04/25
rofl he's making my point
Red Vivacious Box Office
  12/04/25
Legal hypo: Assume you order a chipotle burrito and ask for ...
hot yapping meetinghouse jew
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Galvanic yarmulke
  12/04/25
How long do you have to pay it off without interest?
Snowy house cuckold
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Dashing dun love of her life
  12/04/25
Rach can you turn on location for every post like they did o...
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Nudist dilemma
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https://x.com/paul_hundred/status/1996621366184075337
yellow stirring corn cake
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we're famous again bros
boyish bistre corner
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garnet partner cumskin
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Mind-boggling home
  12/04/25
Klarna’s a bitch
Galvanic yarmulke
  12/04/25
Can illegals use this shit? You need a SSN or what? Is there...
mint lettuce
  12/04/25
If ur not debtmaxxing rn ur dumb af
Multi-colored kitchen pozpig
  04/03/26


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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: boyish bistre corner

I was buying a "towel warmer" online for my wife(also goy) and the "4 easy payments" Klarna ad popped up. It's the exact same price either way.

So what is the catch - is it just that they gather detailed shopping info and send you ads? get to look at your credit report ? Or are they hoping you will miss a payment and hit you with some 99% apr upcharge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49482991)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: bespoke stead azn

there’s zero downside and they make absolutely no money at all providing that service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49482999)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: boyish bistre corner

is this some uber 2017 zirp VC cash thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483005)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: concupiscible gas station new version

https://s205.q4cdn.com/644747736/files/doc_financials/2025/q3/Q3-2025-Earnings-Release.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483007)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: Galvanic yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483228)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: amethyst odious lodge

they charge the retailer a %. it's the same thing with stores that used to offer 0% APR but instead of having a separate financing plan at every retailer these guys are trying to create a centralized system for retailer-funded low APR financing. that's why different retailers have different options.

it is a no brainer, but like most of these things it's a prole goy honeypot. people with money aren't going to worry about 0% APR on a couple hundred bucks. it's free money but not enough to care. meanwhile prole goys are gonna go ham and have trouble getting out from under it.

seeing klarna pop up as an option for mcdonalds purchases is giving me flashbacks of "no payments for 6 months!" interest only mortgages on 2007.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483006)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Embarrassed to the bone menage codepig

What if they repossess my bluetooth speaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483081)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: amethyst odious lodge

ESPECIALLY your bluetooth speaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483109)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: tan hideous parlour old irish cottage

A girl in my class is underwater on some McNuggets not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483020)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Dashing dun love of her life

you should provide her a "bailout"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483113)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: vigorous volcanic crater

My sous vide!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483996)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: Startled pink famous landscape painting

This is how you know America is actually 70% brown now. This would’ve been completely absurd with our demographics from like 15 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483100)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: Violent Resort Messiness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483150)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: Comical salmon voyeur indirect expression



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483184)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Motley primrose area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483229)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Judgmental buff travel guidebook cruise ship

The phenomenon of putting *everything* on a credit card was widespread by then.

I don't see how this new BNPL stuff is substantially different than using a CC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483289)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: Motley primrose area

I use CC for whatever I can because I get points/miles/other benefits but I never run a balance. BNPL is pure credit at shitty rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483292)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: Up-to-no-good mediation principal's office

this is yet another layer of jewish debt magic underneath your credit card debt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483666)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Exciting ruby stain giraffe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483648)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: amber racy location

This is how you know XO is full of shit when they claim to be simple prole men of America born to the working class

The Walmart layaway counter was the exact same shit 30 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483661)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: marvelous mentally impaired state

You didn’t get your shit until you made the final payment. Layaway was to hold a specific item at a specific price when availability was less predictable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483719)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Crystalline Pea-brained Mad Cow Disease



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49792116)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Red Vivacious Box Office

the "free money" argument is some real prole shit. jew here. lol @ the opportunity cost on the $75 you spent to buy headphones. that's peanuts and not worth worrying about when there's a risk of a missed payment and fucking up your credit.

much easier to get large amounts of "free money" in other ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483118)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: boyish bistre corner

nffi, I remember your nordstrom return arbitrage stories. that was *way* more work than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483120)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Red Vivacious Box Office

i wasnt doing it for the arbitrage. i was doing it to borrow clothes, and the arbitrage is just a bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483125)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: floppy cuckoldry parlor

let’s say op goes big though, and makes a $200 purchase, with 25% down and 25% due over each of the next three months. assuming an 8% apr opportunity cost, he just netted $2. if it takes him 20 minutes to fill in his info, set up autopay, and confirm the transfers over the life of the loan, dood is bringing down a cool $6/hour. are you too good to work for $6/hr, hotshot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483194)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: boyish bistre corner

dbg oddly silent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483220)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Red Vivacious Box Office

rofl he's making my point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483232)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: hot yapping meetinghouse jew

Legal hypo: Assume you order a chipotle burrito and ask for guac but quickly cancel and then pay with klarna just as the guac leaves the guacscoop, then you default on your loan, can your SNAP/EBT benefits be garnished?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483123)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Galvanic yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483221)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Snowy house cuckold

How long do you have to pay it off without interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483140)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Dashing dun love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483156)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: Cream infuriating coffee pot

Rach can you turn on location for every post like they did on Twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483159)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Nudist dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483165)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: yellow stirring corn cake

https://x.com/paul_hundred/status/1996621366184075337

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483180)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: boyish bistre corner

we're famous again bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483198)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: garnet partner cumskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483205)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Mind-boggling home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483977)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Galvanic yarmulke

Klarna’s a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483222)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: mint lettuce

Can illegals use this shit? You need a SSN or what? Is there widespread beaner fraud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483643)



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Date: April 3rd, 2026 7:48 PM
Author: Multi-colored kitchen pozpig

If ur not debtmaxxing rn ur dumb af

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49792117)