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irl goy here, what's the reason *not* to use Klarna?

I was buying a "towel warmer" online for my wife(a...
Aphrodisiac idiot idea he suggested
  12/04/25
there’s zero downside and they make absolutely no mone...
dull massive parlour hissy fit
  12/04/25
is this some uber 2017 zirp VC cash thing
Aphrodisiac idiot idea he suggested
  12/04/25
https://s205.q4cdn.com/644747736/files/doc_financials/2025/q...
Supple toilet seat
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jade telephone
  12/04/25
they charge the retailer a %. it's the same thing with store...
Carnelian stead
  12/04/25
What if they repossess my bluetooth speaker
Mind-boggling impertinent native
  12/04/25
ESPECIALLY your bluetooth speaker
Carnelian stead
  12/04/25
A girl in my class is underwater on some McNuggets not flame
mentally impaired temple
  12/04/25
you should provide her a "bailout"
Odious hall hominid
  12/04/25
My sous vide!
salmon duck-like cuckold home
  12/04/25
This is how you know America is actually 70% brown now. This...
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slippery up-to-no-good wrinkle
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The phenomenon of putting *everything* on a credit card was ...
Pontificating rigpig half-breed
  12/04/25
I use CC for whatever I can because I get points/miles/other...
slippery up-to-no-good wrinkle
  12/04/25
this is yet another layer of jewish debt magic underneath yo...
brass adventurous station
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Violent Irradiated Fat Ankles Juggernaut
  12/04/25
This is how you know XO is full of shit when they claim to b...
dashing spot
  12/04/25
You didn’t get your shit until you made the final paym...
maniacal persian
  12/04/25
the "free money" argument is some real prole shit....
Galvanic rough-skinned ratface boiling water
  12/04/25
nffi, I remember your nordstrom return arbitrage stories. th...
Aphrodisiac idiot idea he suggested
  12/04/25
i wasnt doing it for the arbitrage. i was doing it to borrow...
Galvanic rough-skinned ratface boiling water
  12/04/25
let’s say op goes big though, and makes a $200 purchas...
Bespoke stain
  12/04/25
dbg oddly silent
Aphrodisiac idiot idea he suggested
  12/04/25
rofl he's making my point
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Legal hypo: Assume you order a chipotle burrito and ask for ...
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jade telephone
  12/04/25
How long do you have to pay it off without interest?
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Odious hall hominid
  12/04/25
Rach can you turn on location for every post like they did o...
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we're famous again bros
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sable splenetic dopamine
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Khaki legend
  12/04/25
Klarna’s a bitch
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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:53 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac idiot idea he suggested

I was buying a "towel warmer" online for my wife(also goy) and the "4 easy payments" Klarna ad popped up. It's the exact same price either way.

So what is the catch - is it just that they gather detailed shopping info and send you ads? get to look at your credit report ? Or are they hoping you will miss a payment and hit you with some 99% apr upcharge?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49482991)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 10:58 AM
Author: dull massive parlour hissy fit

there’s zero downside and they make absolutely no money at all providing that service

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49482999)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac idiot idea he suggested

is this some uber 2017 zirp VC cash thing

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483005)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: Supple toilet seat

https://s205.q4cdn.com/644747736/files/doc_financials/2025/q3/Q3-2025-Earnings-Release.pdf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483007)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:03 PM
Author: jade telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483228)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:00 AM
Author: Carnelian stead

they charge the retailer a %. it's the same thing with stores that used to offer 0% APR but instead of having a separate financing plan at every retailer these guys are trying to create a centralized system for retailer-funded low APR financing. that's why different retailers have different options.

it is a no brainer, but like most of these things it's a prole goy honeypot. people with money aren't going to worry about 0% APR on a couple hundred bucks. it's free money but not enough to care. meanwhile prole goys are gonna go ham and have trouble getting out from under it.

seeing klarna pop up as an option for mcdonalds purchases is giving me flashbacks of "no payments for 6 months!" interest only mortgages on 2007.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483006)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:26 AM
Author: Mind-boggling impertinent native

What if they repossess my bluetooth speaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483081)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:33 AM
Author: Carnelian stead

ESPECIALLY your bluetooth speaker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483109)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:10 AM
Author: mentally impaired temple

A girl in my class is underwater on some McNuggets not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483020)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:34 AM
Author: Odious hall hominid

you should provide her a "bailout"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483113)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:54 PM
Author: salmon duck-like cuckold home

My sous vide!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483996)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:30 AM
Author: rose set yarmulke

This is how you know America is actually 70% brown now. This would’ve been completely absurd with our demographics from like 15 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483100)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:44 AM
Author: glassy effete national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483150)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:52 AM
Author: vibrant space pistol



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483184)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: slippery up-to-no-good wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483229)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:23 PM
Author: Pontificating rigpig half-breed

The phenomenon of putting *everything* on a credit card was widespread by then.

I don't see how this new BNPL stuff is substantially different than using a CC.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483289)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:24 PM
Author: slippery up-to-no-good wrinkle

I use CC for whatever I can because I get points/miles/other benefits but I never run a balance. BNPL is pure credit at shitty rates.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483292)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:21 PM
Author: brass adventurous station

this is yet another layer of jewish debt magic underneath your credit card debt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483666)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:15 PM
Author: Violent Irradiated Fat Ankles Juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483648)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:19 PM
Author: dashing spot

This is how you know XO is full of shit when they claim to be simple prole men of America born to the working class

The Walmart layaway counter was the exact same shit 30 years ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483661)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:45 PM
Author: maniacal persian

You didn’t get your shit until you made the final payment. Layaway was to hold a specific item at a specific price when availability was less predictable.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483719)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:36 AM
Author: Galvanic rough-skinned ratface boiling water

the "free money" argument is some real prole shit. jew here. lol @ the opportunity cost on the $75 you spent to buy headphones. that's peanuts and not worth worrying about when there's a risk of a missed payment and fucking up your credit.

much easier to get large amounts of "free money" in other ways

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483118)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:37 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac idiot idea he suggested

nffi, I remember your nordstrom return arbitrage stories. that was *way* more work than this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483120)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: Galvanic rough-skinned ratface boiling water

i wasnt doing it for the arbitrage. i was doing it to borrow clothes, and the arbitrage is just a bonus.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483125)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:55 AM
Author: Bespoke stain

let’s say op goes big though, and makes a $200 purchase, with 25% down and 25% due over each of the next three months. assuming an 8% apr opportunity cost, he just netted $2. if it takes him 20 minutes to fill in his info, set up autopay, and confirm the transfers over the life of the loan, dood is bringing down a cool $6/hour. are you too good to work for $6/hr, hotshot?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483194)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac idiot idea he suggested

dbg oddly silent

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483220)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: Galvanic rough-skinned ratface boiling water

rofl he's making my point

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483232)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:38 AM
Author: swashbuckling blue mad-dog skullcap nursing home

Legal hypo: Assume you order a chipotle burrito and ask for guac but quickly cancel and then pay with klarna just as the guac leaves the guacscoop, then you default on your loan, can your SNAP/EBT benefits be garnished?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483123)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: jade telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483221)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:43 AM
Author: Crystalline Irate Stage

How long do you have to pay it off without interest?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483140)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:46 AM
Author: Odious hall hominid



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483156)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: sienna market rigor

Rach can you turn on location for every post like they did on Twitter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483159)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Chestnut hairraiser hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483165)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:51 AM
Author: Insanely Creepy Stag Film Mother

https://x.com/paul_hundred/status/1996621366184075337

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483180)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac idiot idea he suggested

we're famous again bros

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483198)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 11:58 AM
Author: sable splenetic dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483205)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: Khaki legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483977)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 12:02 PM
Author: jade telephone

Klarna’s a bitch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483222)



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Date: December 4th, 2025 2:14 PM
Author: saffron hyperactive newt international law enforcement agency

Can illegals use this shit? You need a SSN or what? Is there widespread beaner fraud?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5806132&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904",#49483643)