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EPAH what Console did you start your kids on?

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hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account
  02/11/26
Im guessing PS3
Canary slap-happy university
  02/11/26
they started with a Nintendo Wii, but he took it away and ga...
massive principal's office
  02/11/26
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insane plum pistol
  02/11/26
I think it was Wii probably. He would’ve avoided a lot...
hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account
  02/11/26
haha that flew over my head at first (fitting, bc I’m ...
hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account
  02/11/26
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translucent marvelous factory reset button
  02/21/26
replaced it with a switch *and* a virtual boy.
Anal hairraiser chapel
  02/21/26
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hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account
  02/21/26
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claret seedy space half-breed
  02/21/26
GameCube ==> Wii ==> Xbox + PS4
Titillating rigor home
  02/19/26
holy shit. Don’t let cowshit see this.
Maniacal piazza
  02/19/26
Why not? What does it mean
Titillating rigor home
  02/19/26
They started on GameCube. You clearly don’t understand...
Maniacal piazza
  02/19/26
he doesn't even know what he has done
Canary slap-happy university
  02/19/26
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hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account
  02/19/26
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Maniacal piazza
  02/19/26
Very telling. Gen X parents specialized in this kind of harm...
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massive principal's office
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hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account
  02/20/26
Damn
Canary slap-happy university
  02/21/26
wowza
claret seedy space half-breed
  02/21/26
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hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account
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translucent marvelous factory reset button
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Date: February 11th, 2026 7:20 AM
Author: hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account



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Date: February 11th, 2026 8:28 AM
Author: Canary slap-happy university

Im guessing PS3

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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: massive principal's office

they started with a Nintendo Wii, but he took it away and gave them a Switch



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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:29 AM
Author: insane plum pistol



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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:32 AM
Author: hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account

I think it was Wii probably. He would’ve avoided a lot of trouble if it were Xbox 360 (or 32x…)

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Date: February 11th, 2026 9:33 AM
Author: hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account

haha that flew over my head at first (fitting, bc I’m 5’10), but the actual console is probably right….. (Wii)

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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: translucent marvelous factory reset button



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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:30 AM
Author: Anal hairraiser chapel

replaced it with a switch *and* a virtual boy.

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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:36 AM
Author: hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:33 AM
Author: claret seedy space half-breed



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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:39 AM
Author: Titillating rigor home

GameCube ==> Wii ==> Xbox + PS4

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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:41 AM
Author: Maniacal piazza

holy shit. Don’t let cowshit see this.

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Date: February 19th, 2026 11:44 AM
Author: Titillating rigor home

Why not? What does it mean

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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:09 PM
Author: Maniacal piazza

They started on GameCube. You clearly don’t understand the gravity of the situation.

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Date: February 19th, 2026 12:10 PM
Author: Canary slap-happy university

he doesn't even know what he has done

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Date: February 19th, 2026 8:35 PM
Author: hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account



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Date: February 19th, 2026 5:45 PM
Author: Maniacal piazza



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Date: February 19th, 2026 6:47 PM
Author: hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account

Very telling. Gen X parents specialized in this kind of harm. Not the loud harm. Not the spectacular harm. The quiet substitution harm. They replaced authority with accommodation, replaced structure with vibes, replaced the hard edges of hierarchy with rounded purple corners and party games where nobody truly loses. They thought this was kindness. They thought this was progress. They did not see the erosion taking place in real time.

GameCube itself embodied that erosion. It arrived after the N64 had already defined the template and instead of surpassing it, it curated it, miniaturized it, softened it. Wave Race without revelation. Mario Kart without urgency. Sunshine wandering inside Mario 64’s shadow. Star Fox dissolving into something unrecognizable. A console built from echoes, sold as continuity, accepted as comfort. The console that asked nothing and therefore built nothing. Gen X believed shielding children from stakes would preserve them. What it preserved instead was drift. And drift always looks benign at the start. It looks like a cube on a shelf. It looks like parents choosing the friendly option. It looks like a house where nothing seems wrong.

One thing leads to another and no one is surprised when his son wants to suck dick and his daughter wants to have a dick. His son probably wants to suck his daughter’s dick imo. Btw if there’s one thing that Yamauchi-San can take pride in posthumously it’s that he brought the west to its knees, figuratively and literally. Because don’t act like that’s not what he wanted all along. The Dream Team of N64 to cultivate Scum. Lambs for the slaughter. A wink and a nod to Bill Gates & Co who finished the job. And then he turned to his pure, distilled Eloi fandom and proceeded to make them gayer than any molester could hope for. Gen X dads like EPAH were all too happy to see it unfold. Finally they would have a Liberal Purpose in life. Finally a hill to die on. Something to Lose even if they won at life. Gen X loves Losing imo.

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Date: February 19th, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: massive principal's office



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Date: February 20th, 2026 10:32 PM
Author: hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account



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Date: February 21st, 2026 9:41 AM
Author: Canary slap-happy university

Damn

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Date: February 21st, 2026 12:08 PM
Author: claret seedy space half-breed

wowza

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Date: February 22nd, 2026 10:12 PM
Author: hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account



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Date: February 21st, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: translucent marvelous factory reset button



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Date: February 21st, 2026 11:58 AM
Author: hyperventilating mildly autistic jewess community account



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