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Maduro indictment has an error in the first paragraph

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46
Titillating New Version
  01/05/26
they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of&qu...
Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat
  01/05/26
this is believable because quality standards really are supe...
Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat
  01/05/26
uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to&quo...
Pungent cracking hominid round eye
  01/05/26
Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?
Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat
  01/05/26
what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of ...
Pungent cracking hominid round eye
  01/05/26
I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defen...
Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat
  01/05/26
Prosecutor: How much cocaine? Hegseth: Tons of fucking coca...
Titillating New Version
  01/05/26
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Titillating New Version
  01/06/26
They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric to...
Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat
  01/06/26
Tons of blow
Titillating New Version
  01/06/26
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sable factory reset button
  01/06/26
After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corr...
Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat
  01/05/26
"About this account ... Connected via India Android App...
Cruel-hearted Keepsake Machete Pit
  01/06/26
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Rose Concupiscible Shitlib Private Investor
  01/06/26
this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who ...
Excitant theater stage newt
  01/06/26
Do cons still think this doesn't matter?
Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat
  01/06/26
the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's expor...
yapping mauve rehab
  01/06/26
(JD, Fordham University)
Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat
  01/06/26
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big amethyst set
  01/06/26
succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactl...
Excitant theater stage newt
  01/06/26
gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has juris...
Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat
  01/06/26
it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from vene...
yapping mauve rehab
  01/06/26
Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM Author: dick cheney's force...
Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat
  01/06/26
well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong....
yapping mauve rehab
  01/06/26
Lmao
Titillating New Version
  01/06/26
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Slap-happy rambunctious brunch roast beef
  01/06/26
This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.
Khaki Jet-lagged National Coldplay Fan
  01/06/26
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Pungent cracking hominid round eye
  01/06/26


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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:00 PM
Author: Titillating New Version

https://x.com/eshalegal/status/2007740157034955068?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49565003)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat

they mean "conspire to facilitate the importation of"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49565021)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat

this is believable because quality standards really are super low in NYC:

https://x.com/eshaLegal/status/2007741617650991604?s=20

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49565008)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: Pungent cracking hominid round eye

uhhh, yeah i guess. it says import into. "export to" would have been better. but that's not much of an error.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49565020)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:13 PM
Author: Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat

Verbs don't matter that much in criminal indictments?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49565022)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Pungent cracking hominid round eye

what's the material error in that phrase? under the rule of leniency would you dismiss the charges?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49565024)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat

I'd make them prove the charges. Isn't that a criminal defense attorney's jerb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49565025)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Titillating New Version

Prosecutor: How much cocaine?

Hegseth: Tons of fucking cocaine, bro.

Prosecutor: okay…also I think this should be export here

Hegseth: Import deez nuts into your mouth!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49565048)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:42 PM
Author: Titillating New Version



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566633)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat

They don't even specify whether it was imperial or metric tons, nor do we know the purity. What if the bulk of the weight was from corn starch?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566680)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:10 PM
Author: Titillating New Version

Tons of blow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566714)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 2:47 PM
Author: sable factory reset button



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566959)



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Date: January 5th, 2026 7:03 PM
Author: Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat

After reading it again it could be taken to mean Maduro corrupted once great US businesses and induced them to import cocaine. It doesn't say Maduro himself was at the dock unloading cargo containers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49565140)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:45 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted Keepsake Machete Pit

"About this account ... Connected via India Android App"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566641)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:46 PM
Author: Rose Concupiscible Shitlib Private Investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566643)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:50 PM
Author: Excitant theater stage newt

this should be a movie where the plucky young associate who isn't taken seriously by stodgy old partners cracks the case in a dark room while the computer screen is reflected back on her face (female ofc, attractive but not threateningly so and impeccably well dressed in expensive brands)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566656)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:55 PM
Author: Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat

Do cons still think this doesn't matter?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566669)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: yapping mauve rehab

the US does not have jurisdiction over other country's exporting. it does have jurisdiction over what is imported here. that's why it's framed this way. but ljl at the midwit pedants trying to rip it apart what would have been a nitpick anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566675)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 12:59 PM
Author: Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat

(JD, Fordham University)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566684)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:16 PM
Author: big amethyst set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566729)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Excitant theater stage newt

succesfully defending a smuggling charge b/c boat was exactly 1/2 way between the countries and therefore neither "exporting" nor "importing"

this is exactly the kind of thing I thought lawyers did as a 0L fwiw.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566689)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:01 PM
Author: Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat

gunnerattt canon of construction: assume the court has jurisdiction and interpret the charges in that light.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566694)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: yapping mauve rehab

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566734)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:19 PM
Author: Internet-worthy piazza toilet seat

Date: January 6th, 2026 1:18 PM

Author: dick cheney's force ghost nodding at trump (gunneratttt)

it would be framed as importing if it was one inch from venezuela because our criminal code doesn't address what other country's may export.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2#49566734)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566736)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:25 PM
Author: yapping mauve rehab

well if NSAM and a bunch of pumos disagree i guess im wrong. id love to see a statute or case where someone has been punished for what the exported from a country rather than importing to the US.

does this mean the US can also prosecuture maduro for exporting things from venezuela that are illegal in the US to counties where they are legal?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566748)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:11 PM
Author: Titillating New Version

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566716)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:13 PM
Author: Slap-happy rambunctious brunch roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566722)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:17 PM
Author: Khaki Jet-lagged National Coldplay Fan

This is the absolute worst legal take I've ever seen.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566732)



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Date: January 6th, 2026 1:31 PM
Author: Pungent cracking hominid round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5817704&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49566761)