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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Aggressive unhinged step-uncle's house jew
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
avocado bipolar hell prole
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Aromatic apoplectic locus
  12/12/25
...
razzmatazz hall antidepressant drug
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Infuriating Spectacular Gay Wizard Chapel
  12/12/25
easy
Orange anal police squad
  12/12/25
lol ok man
razzmatazz hall antidepressant drug
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
Pearl office faggotry
  12/12/25
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Gold university sandwich
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Peach Dead Tanning Salon
  12/12/25
...
startled dull stage
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
lilac multi-colored milk
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Hateful toilet seat
  12/12/25
...
avocado bipolar hell prole
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Aggressive unhinged step-uncle's house jew
  12/12/25
...
fiercely-loyal stirring son of senegal lay
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
slate bearded orchestra pit
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
histrionic sound barrier space
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Peach Dead Tanning Salon
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Ultramarine Harsh Feces
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
embarrassed to the bone state
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Peach Dead Tanning Salon
  12/12/25
tp.
Ultramarine Harsh Feces
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Chest-beating heady cruise ship masturbator
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
embarrassed to the bone state
  12/12/25
who is that
Chest-beating heady cruise ship masturbator
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Pearl office faggotry
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Pearl office faggotry
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
shaky stimulating piazza goal in life
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
galvanic fishy church building depressive
  12/12/25
cr
razzmatazz hall antidepressant drug
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Infuriating Spectacular Gay Wizard Chapel
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Ocher Provocative Quadroon
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Aromatic apoplectic locus
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Ocher Provocative Quadroon
  12/12/25
...
razzmatazz hall antidepressant drug
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
crystalline center gaming laptop
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Narrow-minded gaped corner
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
180 circlehead
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Aggressive unhinged step-uncle's house jew

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: avocado bipolar hell prole

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic locus

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: razzmatazz hall antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Infuriating Spectacular Gay Wizard Chapel

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Orange anal police squad

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz hall antidepressant drug

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Pearl office faggotry

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Gold university sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Peach Dead Tanning Salon

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: startled dull stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: lilac multi-colored milk

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Hateful toilet seat

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: avocado bipolar hell prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Aggressive unhinged step-uncle's house jew

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: fiercely-loyal stirring son of senegal lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: slate bearded orchestra pit

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: histrionic sound barrier space

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Peach Dead Tanning Salon

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Ultramarine Harsh Feces

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Peach Dead Tanning Salon

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Ultramarine Harsh Feces

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Chest-beating heady cruise ship masturbator

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: embarrassed to the bone state

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Chest-beating heady cruise ship masturbator

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Pearl office faggotry

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Pearl office faggotry

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: shaky stimulating piazza goal in life

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: galvanic fishy church building depressive

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: razzmatazz hall antidepressant drug

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Infuriating Spectacular Gay Wizard Chapel

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Ocher Provocative Quadroon

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Aromatic apoplectic locus

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Ocher Provocative Quadroon

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: razzmatazz hall antidepressant drug



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: crystalline center gaming laptop

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Narrow-minded gaped corner

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: 180 circlehead

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49506164)