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Impending layoffs at my Tech firm, AMA
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:01 PM Author: amber round eye national security agency At a Tech firm where we have impending layoffs in the next 3 months. 10-30% expected. AMA. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708329) |
Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:08 PM Author: Poppy cracking marketing idea stage Size of company? What do you do? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708352) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Aromatic pale scourge upon the earth He poasts (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708368) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: mind-boggling canary circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708376) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:18 PM Author: Aqua Gas Station Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728488) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: amber round eye national security agency I'm an Engineering Manager. Mid-size Bay Area Tech company. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708370) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:15 PM Author: Aromatic pale scourge upon the earth We don't "AMA" here, champ. We Take Questions. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708371) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:16 PM Author: amber round eye national security agency Thank for the feedback. Let's sync again during tomorrow's stand-up. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708373) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:17 PM Author: mind-boggling canary circlehead (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708377) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:24 PM Author: Aromatic pale scourge upon the earth Who is getting axed? Just a general cut across the company, specific teams, entry level engineers, middle management, etc.? Why the huge range (10% is pretty different than 30%)? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708397) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:24 PM Author: amber round eye national security agency Company is in bad shape. Cuts are across the board, and include SLT. Senior leaders are running around like headless chickens. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708741) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:43 PM Author: Aromatic pale scourge upon the earth Sucks, ZIRP really collectively fried the brains of seemingly every tech C-suite in the country. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708795) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 9:56 PM Author: amber round eye national security agency Absolutely, we are not as bad as Block who is basically returning to pre Covid levels. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49709895) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:34 AM Author: Soul-stirring Low-t Blood Rage Philosopher-king So Block is not cutting half the workforce because of AI? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49710922) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:03 AM Author: Aromatic pale scourge upon the earth No, because they massively overhired. Same shit that happened to Twitter (which he also ran). AI is just the excuse to save face; and tbf it's not entirely incorrect, but they would be cutting staff to appease shareholders even in a world where LLMs didn't exist (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49710992) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 12:12 PM Author: amber round eye national security agency This ^. Expect another 10-15% of tech layoffs thru 2026 via various means. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49711484) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:51 AM Author: lilac range CR. But counterintuitively this idiotic war of choice soil crisis is going to boost SaaS valuations because it’s an industry with no moving atoms in its supply chains or go to market, and the huge recession it will cause will reinstate ZIRP. So most of these companies are going to rehire in mid-late 2027. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728406) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:19 PM Author: Aqua Gas Station Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728506) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 1:26 PM Author: translucent cuckoldry Because of ai? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708413) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:25 PM Author: amber round eye national security agency Nothing to do with AI. Company is in bad shape. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708745) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 3:33 PM Author: confused azn gaping What does the company do? How much time do you spend gulc gulcing your boss? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708767) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 7:30 PM Author: amber round eye national security agency That would be doxing myself. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49709384) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 10:46 AM Author: confused azn gaping You can keep it vague enough. Or else why make the poast. Do you love cock? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49711118) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Aqua Gas Station Crotch OP, ANSWER THIS MAN! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728511) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:29 PM Author: amber round eye national security agency I am at a SAAS company that is in the productivity domain. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728569) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:39 PM Author: confused azn gaping Have you considered doing something less gay with your life? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728618) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:44 PM Author: amber round eye national security agency I like this area. What else is less gay? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49729831) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 4:02 PM Author: frum parlour milk Is anyone bringing in donuts? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49708832) |
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Date: March 2nd, 2026 5:51 PM Author: duck-like heaven affirmative action grindr? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49709117) |
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Date: March 3rd, 2026 9:36 AM Author: adulterous dead sneaky criminal Per jjc Twitter, grindr is very well run and professional. Bumble is in disarray. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49710931) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:15 PM Author: Aromatic pale scourge upon the earth (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728473) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:24 PM Author: Rose flirting rehab (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728536) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 5:46 PM Author: histrionic hyperventilating stead i've had a long-short grindr-bumble position for a while now (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49729841) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 11:41 AM Author: amber round eye national security agency We are running around like headless chickens trying to show impact. All the higher-ups are worried. We're a lifestyle company that is now scared since we're going thru imminent layoffs and folks are worried they won't get another job.
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:14 PM Author: Aromatic pale scourge upon the earth what's a "lifestyle company"? like the gen Z boss ladies? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728470) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:27 PM Author: amber round eye national security agency Majority of leadership doesn't care about the product or customers, they are looking for a place to "work" and build their bank balance without working too hard. That is being upended now. The worst part is the senior leadership team know if they get fired they wont find another job ever.
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:37 PM Author: Aromatic pale scourge upon the earth wtf (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728611) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:20 PM Author: Charcoal exciting national half-breed lifestyle company meaning good work life balance and benefits? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728512) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:21 PM Author: Sickened Provocative Macaca Friendly Grandma Like the gay lifestyle? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728521) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:25 PM Author: Aqua Gas Station Crotch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728539) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 2:57 PM Author: duck-like heaven affirmative action (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49729192) |
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Date: March 9th, 2026 12:22 PM Author: Aqua Gas Station Crotch But I thought everyone was treated "like family" ? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49728522) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 8:39 PM Author: amber round eye national security agency How should I prep for this? Buy put options on my company? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49746612) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:34 PM Author: hairraiser site Meta is slashing 40% of the company supposedly. Scary times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49746987) |
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Date: March 15th, 2026 10:53 PM Author: aphrodisiac casino feces The last couple of years has been the worst time to be in big tech. A tech worker at, say, Walmart or Marathon Oil or Delta Airlines, is doing much better one at FAANG. Because Walmart or Marathon Oil aren't investing in creating AI data centers. FAANG is laying off tons of staff to spend that money on AI data centers.
2010 - 2022: Rest & Vest at Big tech. Laugh at the lower tech folks who make 1/3 of what you make for same work.
2022 - present: AI layoffs. Cut throat work culture. |
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Date: March 16th, 2026 12:01 AM Author: histrionic hyperventilating stead I am actually one of those AI niggers working at the former trying to get into FAGMAN now. The latter pays like multiples of what we get, multiples man (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5840413&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49747130) |