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lol two 18 year old chicks are begging me to live in my house

I got divorced and bought a house in Florida that’s wa...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
poast OF pics / vids so we can decide
Aphrodisiac forum
  02/04/26
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Racy people who are hurt philosopher-king
  02/06/26
Are you ok with them using your house for porn?
Underhanded patrolman
  02/04/26
god you’re a dumb boomer
Charismatic blue institution
  02/04/26
lol yes
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
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bronze flirting plaza windowlicker
  02/04/26
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Talking Field Goyim
  02/05/26
This is probably flame, but if it isn't, make sure you make ...
At-the-ready carnelian cumskin
  02/04/26
You still have to give them a 60 day notice for that. As far...
Underhanded patrolman
  02/04/26
Not flame I don’t even care anymore if it gives me 6 m...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
In my state, if it is a month-to-month lease, it will probab...
At-the-ready carnelian cumskin
  02/04/26
It’ll be a problem kicking them out no doubt. But they...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
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Mildly Autistic Stag Film
  02/04/26
lol I am devastated by my divorce and 39 and upset I can&rsq...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
Just to make sure you know what you are getting into, you ar...
At-the-ready carnelian cumskin
  02/04/26
They had a party the other day and there were no less than 5...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
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Mildly Autistic Stag Film
  02/05/26
Bro, you're too old to be this naive.
Talking Field Goyim
  02/05/26
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Talking Field Goyim
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Lascivious Burgundy Spot Jap
  02/04/26
That's fine but there's a difference between making porn wit...
Talking Field Goyim
  02/05/26
This.
Talking Field Goyim
  02/05/26
what couldn't go wrong tp
deep kitchen
  02/04/26
Maybe the same poor decision that got me to get divorced
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
Go on
glassy voyeur reading party
  02/04/26
disgusting
Big-titted hospital
  02/04/26
Me and the hotter one had sex last night and this morning, g...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
nasty wouldn't be worthwhile because they're probably ful...
Aphrodisiac forum
  02/04/26
No condom. They seem legit interested in making money. They ...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
aren't they going to get diseases making content with degene...
Aphrodisiac forum
  02/04/26
You need to be tested to play this game. Probably safer than...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
do you have nougat btw?
Charismatic blue institution
  02/04/26
No but I’m not Asian or 6’4 white so I’m n...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
tp
bronze flirting plaza windowlicker
  02/04/26
huh have you posted here before, never heard of your moniker...
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Talking Field Goyim
  02/05/26
You should have put that they were fat in the OP
silver costumed meetinghouse
  02/05/26
This is where the flame starts to jump the shark. OP claims ...
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  02/06/26
Subscribed to this season of XO content
Soul-stirring national
  02/04/26
i look forward to season 2 when he gets charged with drug tr...
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  02/04/26
I expect: Season #1: Set the hook with the audience with lo...
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Candy Ride might be able to help opine on the eviction proce...
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Blathering henna home circlehead
  02/04/26
yeah. I can move in too and help keep these sluts in line
Turquoise self-absorbed ladyboy
  02/04/26
watch Hot Girls Wanted for pointers.
Primrose Massive School Cafeteria
  02/04/26
Can’t. I was in love with young Kylie Page and they&rs...
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splenetic round eye
  02/04/26
Lol at all the jealous irate BALDING haters itt. Ur 180 my m...
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  02/04/26
This. I don’t have nougat but I have 5 kids and all my...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
How will you explain this to the kids
Mildly Autistic Stag Film
  02/04/26
Ex wife already made this whole thing so difficult for me an...
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Jesus I guess I won’t ask when you stopped, but how ba...
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  02/05/26
pix or it didn't happen
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I let a hot Chad stay at my place once and it was a total di...
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How did you have 5 kids with a woman who hates you? What was...
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  02/04/26
I had 5 then I got caught cheating with a Latina 20 year old...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000...
cocky greedy parlour sweet tailpipe
  02/04/26
Probably not.
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
this is a pretty rare case. she must have been REALLY mad ab...
cocky greedy parlour sweet tailpipe
  02/04/26
100%. I got drunk after a wedding and went to reach for my p...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
That's a totally insane story and deserves its own thread. h...
cocky greedy parlour sweet tailpipe
  02/04/26
They do that’s the problem. Money isnt an issue my wif...
comical area corn cake
  02/04/26
If it were me, and it's obviously not me so I'm armchair qua...
cocky greedy parlour sweet tailpipe
  02/05/26
Thanks for taking the time to write this and it’s cros...
comical area corn cake
  02/05/26
what type of dad takes his kid to the Lego store and doesn&r...
Mildly Autistic Stag Film
  02/05/26
Not flame just pay up and make sure the kids are set re: col...
Big-titted hospital
  02/05/26
Yeah and my only hope is that in a few years they see throug...
comical area corn cake
  02/05/26
A lot of American men bitch about the court system giving th...
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  02/05/26
Yeah.
comical area corn cake
  02/05/26
amazing. perhaps you could start your own porn company, film...
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Racy people who are hurt philosopher-king
  02/05/26
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Mildly Autistic Stag Film
  02/05/26
Such a business would probably be worth like $20 million
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Talking Field Goyim
  02/05/26
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Azure Painfully Honest Toaster
  02/05/26
Are they white
Mildly Autistic Stag Film
  02/05/26
Yes
comical area corn cake
  02/05/26
New poster, not peter bread tp
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  02/05/26
Aren't you the same poaster who was making a fleet of Grok I...
Snowy shitlib property
  02/05/26
G-d gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers.
Blathering henna home circlehead
  02/05/26
Nope warming center tp, not Jm
comical area corn cake
  02/05/26
sounds like Risky Business--
Peach crackhouse new version
  02/05/26
Awesome pics, by the way. This is most likely flame, but ...
At-the-ready carnelian cumskin
  02/06/26


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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:55 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

I got divorced and bought a house in Florida that’s way bigger than I can handle. These two Instagram wannabe chicks (18 years old, hot and prole) asked me to live in my house for free and I can keep 20% of their onlyfans and Instagram proceedings. We’re working out a deal where they can hook up with whoever I want as long as they hook up with me too. I’m thinking of taking this deal lmao. Is this how shit like Reality Kings started?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49646800)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:57 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac forum

poast OF pics / vids so we can decide

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49646806)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 1:35 PM
Author: Racy people who are hurt philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49651094)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 3:59 PM
Author: Underhanded patrolman

Are you ok with them using your house for porn?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49646810)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:01 PM
Author: Charismatic blue institution

god you’re a dumb boomer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49646812)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

lol yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49646843)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: bronze flirting plaza windowlicker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647124)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Talking Field Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648211)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:14 PM
Author: At-the-ready carnelian cumskin

This is probably flame, but if it isn't, make sure you make them sign a lease that gives you the right to evict their asses the minute they start causing problems. Because if they are 18-year-old proles that are selling their pussy to some random dude in exchange for free rent, I can almost guarantee that they are into drugs and partying. They are going to have drug dealer Darnell coming into your house at all hours of day and night while they suck his dick in exchange for coke and fentanyl.

So, I'm not saying don't do it. Free 18-year-old pussy is free 18-year-old pussy, and you can't say no to that. But you want to have the ability to kick them out once the free pussy isn't enough to justify the drama. If you don't have a lease, the eviction process could drag on for months while they trash your property because they don't give a shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49646838)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:17 PM
Author: Underhanded patrolman

You still have to give them a 60 day notice for that. As far as damages go, that's what a security deposit is for.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49646844)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

Not flame I don’t even care anymore if it gives me 6 months of the porn life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647039)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: At-the-ready carnelian cumskin

In my state, if it is a month-to-month lease, it will probably take a month to kick out the tenant if they refuse to leave when you terminate the lease. This varies greatly from state to state, though. Is TSINAH around? I think he might know a few things about this area of Florida law.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647065)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

It’ll be a problem kicking them out no doubt. But they’re very pretty, don’t do drugs other than weed and they’re super clingy. One snuggles in my bed and they seem to want to be the next Sophie rain (lol that’s like a little leaguer wanting to be Barry Bonds) but they put the effort in the gym and still have that 18 year old look.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647264)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647321)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:22 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

lol I am devastated by my divorce and 39 and upset I can’t see my kids so a new life as a porn producer I’m down with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49646857)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 5:54 PM
Author: At-the-ready carnelian cumskin

Just to make sure you know what you are getting into, you are not going to become a porn producer. These girls are going to be sucking the dicks of every drug dealer in South Florida, who will be coming in and out of your house at all hours of day and night. And most of the time these chicks are going to be too wasted to suck your dick after they have taken 20 black dicks in your living room. All you are going to be doing is giving them a roof over their heads while they sell their pussies for drugs with an occasional pity fuck so that you don't get sick of them and make them homeless. I mean, maybe it's still worth it. 18-year-old pussy is 18-year-old pussy. But I hope you don't have any delusions of getting rich on OF while you smash 18-year-old pussy every night, because I can almost guarantee that is not happening.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647077)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

They had a party the other day and there were no less than 50 college aged chicks all dancing. Not gonna lie I can get used to this life.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647130)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648057)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Talking Field Goyim

Bro, you're too old to be this naive.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648226)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:20 AM
Author: Talking Field Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648225)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 8:52 PM
Author: Lascivious Burgundy Spot Jap



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647458)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:19 AM
Author: Talking Field Goyim

That's fine but there's a difference between making porn with hot chicks and having the crazy drug addicted chicks live in your house.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648223)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:17 AM
Author: Talking Field Goyim

This.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648213)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 4:31 PM
Author: deep kitchen

what couldn't go wrong tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49646881)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 5:43 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

Maybe the same poor decision that got me to get divorced

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647050)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:58 PM
Author: glassy voyeur reading party

Go on

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647358)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 5:48 PM
Author: Big-titted hospital

disgusting

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647064)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:14 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

Me and the hotter one had sex last night and this morning, got breakfast at this nice place now she’s having sex with a different guy in my living room as I got home from work lol. I sat there recording on my phone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647125)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac forum

nasty

wouldn't be worthwhile because they're probably full of diseases and you would have to wrap it up. would rather jerk off than have condomed sex

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647138)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

No condom. They seem legit interested in making money. They sit at my kitchen table making content. Both drug free they just ask me to buy Oreos and orange juice not flame lmao.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647142)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:23 PM
Author: Aphrodisiac forum

aren't they going to get diseases making content with degenerates?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647149)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 8:12 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

You need to be tested to play this game. Probably safer than your average college Becky.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647389)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:06 PM
Author: Charismatic blue institution

do you have nougat btw?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647108)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:12 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

No but I’m not Asian or 6’4 white so I’m not into tall skinny Taylor swift types. 5’1 white chicks with smooth legs and nice butts do it for me. I’m a greasy 5’9 Italian with a nice body and full head of hair (blue eyes).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647123)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:16 PM
Author: bronze flirting plaza windowlicker

tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647131)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: Mustard soggy church building legend

huh have you posted here before, never heard of your moniker

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647561)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: Talking Field Goyim



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648230)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 2:35 PM
Author: silver costumed meetinghouse

You should have put that they were fat in the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648933)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 10:35 AM
Author: At-the-ready carnelian cumskin

This is where the flame starts to jump the shark. OP claims to have a $50M net worth but yet he's only 5'9? Please try to make your flame at least slightly plausible.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49650690)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:18 PM
Author: Soul-stirring national

Subscribed to this season of XO content

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647137)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:20 PM
Author: Submissive multi-colored double fault

i look forward to season 2 when he gets charged with drug trafficking and prostitution, and then season 3 when he ends up in pound me in the ass prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647144)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:33 PM
Author: Soul-stirring national

I expect:

Season #1: Set the hook with the audience with lots of fun debauchery. Problems are mostly amusing.

Season #2: The mild quality of life problems and EPAH kookiness gives way to deeply troubling issues. Drugs dealing and prostitution now going on directly in the house. The descent into madness accelerates and our beloved OP succumbs to temptation, contracts addictions and STDs.

Season #3: Some explosive criminal trouble lays the rest bare. Probably someone is dead. Perhaps OP. Leading to your inevitable PMITA prison conclusion.

Each season lasts 6-8 months with weekly episodes in a 1K poast thread.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647171)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:04 PM
Author: Submissive multi-colored double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647236)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:44 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647322)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:25 PM
Author: disgusting hyperactive rehab



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647265)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:22 PM
Author: Sticky menage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647667)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:21 PM
Author: vigorous olive associate mood

Candy Ride might be able to help opine on the eviction process and what defenses/counterclaims your tenants might have against you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647147)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:15 PM
Author: Blathering henna home circlehead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647254)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:29 PM
Author: Turquoise self-absorbed ladyboy

yeah. I can move in too and help keep these sluts in line

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647162)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:31 PM
Author: Primrose Massive School Cafeteria

watch Hot Girls Wanted for pointers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647166)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:21 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

Can’t. I was in love with young Kylie Page and they’re will never be another as hot as her. To most she died last April, to me she died when she turned 20.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647261)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:50 PM
Author: splenetic round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647199)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: purple nursing home

Lol at all the jealous irate BALDING haters itt. Ur 180 my man!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647201)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:22 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

This. I don’t have nougat but I have 5 kids and all my hair and I can still eat whatever I want and be somewhere between ripped and jacked with little effort. I’ll take it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647262)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:45 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Stag Film

How will you explain this to the kids

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647326)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:46 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

Ex wife already made this whole thing so difficult for me and tried to put every single roadblock up for me to even see the kids that I finally mentally moved on and just pretend they don’t exist. It’s easier than the heartbreak of her preventing me from seeing them. I miss them and I love them but I’m a broken man.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647332)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 9:25 PM
Author: Mildly Autistic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647553)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 11:24 AM
Author: pink motley faggotry library



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648363)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 9:57 AM
Author: gay arousing mental disorder

Jesus I guess I won’t ask when you stopped, but how badly did you beat the shit out of your wife? Was she in the ICU for 2 months or something?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648172)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 6:52 PM
Author: ivory irradiated immigrant

pix or it didn't happen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647203)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:18 PM
Author: Laughsome Death Wish Office

o god o

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647257)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 7:28 PM
Author: Cheese-eating pearly mexican brethren

Dear Penthouse Forum ...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647283)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:18 PM
Author: Brindle Swashbuckling Mediation

I let a hot Chad stay at my place once and it was a total disaster. He fucked girls in my bed, left cum stains on my sheets, and trashed the kitchen. His friends showed up at random hours and caused all kinds of problems.

After promising that we'd hook up, he let me give him an awkward blowjob that ended with him jerking off into a tissue.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647661)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: cocky greedy parlour sweet tailpipe

How did you have 5 kids with a woman who hates you? What was like it when you had 4 kids with her did you suspect like maybe some day soon she'll take them away and I'll be devastated but maybe if we have 1 more kid she'll still love me? Did you even want a woman whose given birth 5 times to love you?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647695)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:45 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

I had 5 then I got caught cheating with a Latina 20 year old.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647697)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:46 PM
Author: cocky greedy parlour sweet tailpipe

180000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

will you ever see the kids again?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647698)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:51 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

Probably not.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647707)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 10:57 PM
Author: cocky greedy parlour sweet tailpipe

this is a pretty rare case. she must have been REALLY mad about the 20 year old Latina

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647721)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 11:04 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

100%. I got drunk after a wedding and went to reach for my phone when I woke up the next day and my phone was gone. I’m like oh fuck. She was out in the kitchen next to my phone eyes red like she’s been crying and holding the baby shaking. She said I want to hear it from you. I want to hear it from you. I knew she had all the info. I said that. I was like I guess you know everything already. She screamed and left with all the kids. She called this stupid 20 year old and the 20 year old spent the next hour spilling the beans.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647740)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: cocky greedy parlour sweet tailpipe

That's a totally insane story and deserves its own thread. how did you end up getting pwnd in court so hard. how did she pill your kids against you. what did you have to pay her money or does that pale compared to not knowing your kids ever again. don't they want to know their dad somehow/doesn't she want them to know you a little. they'll be curious some day. seems bizarre to get shut out so completely like that.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647742)



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Date: February 4th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

They do that’s the problem. Money isnt an issue my wife does an amazing job with the kids so she deserves every penny of what I earn bc she helped me get here. The kids absolutely love me. But the problem is she’s fighting tooth and nail to make sure I don’t get visits bc cheating was the one thing that was the worst thing in the world to her and she’s telling them I’m a bad person and her in laws are involved. I was allowed to see them at the fuckin mall once a week. We went to Lego store and I begged my 3 year old to buy him a Lego set. He kept telling me he had that one and that the one he really wanted a specific one but he already told Santa to bring it and SANTA is supposed to get it for him. Then he said he wanted a pretzel. So I take him to get a pretzel.

Two hours after my wife took him back home I get nasty texts from the whole family about what type of dad takes his kid to the Lego store and doesn’t buy him legos and he was devastated. And I know that’s not how it went down but I can’t win. I know when he got home they were all probably telling my 3 year old “daddy didn’t buy you Legos he’s a mean daddy.”

So what’s the point in trying to be close to them if I’m just gonna have my heart broken like that? Rather just move on and be a perv in my remaining few decades left on this earth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647771)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 12:03 AM
Author: cocky greedy parlour sweet tailpipe

If it were me, and it's obviously not me so I'm armchair quarterbacking here, I would do everything in my power to see them no matter how ridiculous it is. And I would just take all the hate from the other side. I would take the high road no matter how fucked up and insane they are, no matter how bad they treat you. Just take the punches. And just be as deferential and kind and whatever body blows you have to absorb and you just get destroyed over and over by these people and I would be an absolute rock and stand in the pocket and take all the shame and undeserved hate and all the lashings and over time somebody will get over it. And eventually you'll beat the lies and someone will say hey I remember my dad and he actually seemed like a good guy, and maybe the in-laws are insane but maybe they come back down to Earth eventually. Something will give on a long enough time span they will run out of energy to despise you and if your ex is really the crazy one your kids will figure it out eventually but this seems so much more worthwhile than giving up. Hos are overrated and you can always find another worthless slut but your kids only get one childhood and you want to be there when they figure out mom's an asshole and dad did nothing wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647800)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: comical area corn cake

Thanks for taking the time to write this and it’s crossed my mind. But the best thing I can do for them is make as much money as possible (I’ll be at $50 million NW by the end of the year) so they have a great life even if they hate me. I shouldn’t have cheated but I shouldn’t be completely cut off from them even if “on paper” I get to see them once a week.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648315)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 7:06 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Stag Film

what type of dad takes his kid to the Lego store and doesn’t buy him legos and he was devastated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648054)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:12 AM
Author: Big-titted hospital

Not flame just pay up and make sure the kids are set re: college theres nothing u can do not flame its basically all in her court to decide if ur kids get absolutely slaughtered by GC/screens/modernity and there is nothing u can do not flame except pay for it every step of the way

Might as well pretend they dont exist not flame forget visiting, they'll actually respect u more if u dont visit them at all and move on not flame if they see u in this beta frame constantly begging for morsels of interaction they will begin to resent the entire dynamic and it will wear on them big

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648202)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:59 AM
Author: comical area corn cake

Yeah and my only hope is that in a few years they see through this (my oldest already does and I still go to his sporting events I just have to sit away from everyone).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648316)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 11:26 AM
Author: mauve gas station pozpig

A lot of American men bitch about the court system giving their children to women, but then when you actually meet someone who lost the rights to his kids the stories sound a lot like this. A pathetic man who threw his life away for LatinXXX and then gave up on his right to see his children so he could make porn and not deal with the social shame that he justly deserves for throwing his marriage away.

If you think your kids hate you now, imagine how much they'll hate you when your ex-wife's family tells them they never see their father because he's too busy being a pornographer.

Shande fur die Goyim.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648372)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 2:22 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

Yeah.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648885)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 12:06 AM
Author: Thirsty regret business firm

amazing. perhaps you could start your own porn company, filming masturbation videos etc, then sell the business later and poast about it to your Internet friends

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647803)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 6:14 AM
Author: Racy people who are hurt philosopher-king



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49647999)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 7:06 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Stag Film



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648056)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 8:12 AM
Author: Learning disabled whorehouse

Such a business would probably be worth like $20 million

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648103)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:21 AM
Author: Talking Field Goyim



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Date: February 5th, 2026 5:17 AM
Author: Azure Painfully Honest Toaster



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Date: February 5th, 2026 7:07 AM
Author: Mildly Autistic Stag Film

Are they white

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648058)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648879)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: Copper Demanding Elastic Band

New poster, not peter bread tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648192)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Snowy shitlib property

Aren't you the same poaster who was making a fleet of Grok Imagine 18 year old gas station GFs? Covered in Parvo?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648324)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 11:22 AM
Author: Blathering henna home circlehead

G-d gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648361)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 2:21 PM
Author: comical area corn cake

Nope warming center tp, not Jm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648881)



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Date: February 5th, 2026 11:25 AM
Author: Peach crackhouse new version

sounds like Risky Business--

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49648370)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: At-the-ready carnelian cumskin

Awesome pics, by the way.

This is most likely flame, but if it's not flame, you will run away with MPM this year if you give regular updates with pics. Let me emphasize the "with pics" part. This has the potential to be some of the greatest content in xoxo history if you don't fuck it up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5830996&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49650688)