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I delivered another sex toy on Valentine's day
| Wonderful immigrant locus | 02/16/26 |
| Aphrodisiac grizzly patrolman | 02/16/26 |
| Fighting Dun Office Digit Ratio | 02/17/26 |
| Wonderful immigrant locus | 02/17/26 |
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| Talented Pink Parlor | 02/17/26 |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 8:24 PM Author: Wonderful immigrant locus I think this is like the 4th time I've delivered a sex toy.
This one went off the rails a little bit. They had it set up with a PIN required, so I couldn't just leave the damn thing at their door. I knocked a few times and eventually a teenage girl (maybe around 14) answered the door and gave me the code. As I was leaving I heard her say "Do you know what mom ordered?"
Really fucking weird that someone would order a sex toy and have their kid receive the package. I feel gross for participating in this. |
Date: February 16th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: Aphrodisiac grizzly patrolman was the daughter hot? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49675116) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 3:58 AM Author: Fighting Dun Office Digit Ratio Why don’t you have a seat right over there (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49675319) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 6:20 AM Author: Wonderful immigrant locus She had a cute face & wasn't fat (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49675367) |
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Date: February 16th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: Fishy Zippy Headpube Trailer Park best not to think about it
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Date: February 17th, 2026 4:28 AM Author: Talented Pink Parlor don’t those things purposely get shipped in generic boxes? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49675321) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 6:24 AM Author: Wonderful immigrant locus I am a Doordash driver bro (see moniker). I bought the toy at Target, it was a plusOne Rose Arouser (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49675368) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 5:32 AM Author: flushed filthpig garrison was it vibrating? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49675344) |
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Date: February 17th, 2026 1:55 PM Author: Wonderful immigrant locus No (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5835553&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49676078) |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:29 PM Author: Wonderful immigrant locus I really do wonder what happened here.
Scenario 1 is that Mom ordered it for herself knowing that her kids might see the delivery. Seems unlikely. Also, the dotter readily gave me the PIN. Seems unlikely that she'd know her mom's Doordash PIN off the top of her head.
Scenario 2 is that the dotter ordered it for herself, was about to get busted by her sibling during the delivery, so she lied and threw Mom under the bus.
Scenario 2 seems statistically more likely. |
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Date: June 24th, 2026 6:53 PM Author: Wonderful immigrant locus Another possibility is that the dotter was home alone, ordered it for herself, would have died from embarrassment if the Doordash driver knew she had ordered a toy for herself, so she acts like a sibling is there and says "Do you know what mom ordered?" as a ruse to throw me off.
The door was just partly open, I have no recollection of seeing any sibling. |