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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Copper corn cake
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
bright box office
  08/28/25
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Copper corn cake
  08/28/25
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Aggressive Sepia Crackhouse Messiness
  08/28/25
that's it?
Sooty unholy gaming laptop windowlicker
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Copper corn cake
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
Bespoke Azn Theater Stage
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
Sooty unholy gaming laptop windowlicker
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
Wild lime hairy legs tank
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
Wild lime hairy legs tank
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
Wild lime hairy legs tank
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  09/12/25
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Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  10/28/25
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Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  11/27/25
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Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Amber old irish cottage voyeur
  08/28/25
Happy?
Bipolar Vivacious Boiling Water Library
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Amber old irish cottage voyeur
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
Wild lime hairy legs tank
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
Aggressive Sepia Crackhouse Messiness
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
Wild lime hairy legs tank
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
Aggressive Sepia Crackhouse Messiness
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
Exciting lemon half-breed
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Opaque cuck
  08/28/25
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Odious mad cow disease site
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
Indigo coffee pot background story
  08/29/25
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brilliant 180 elastic band temple
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Cyan disrespectful school cafeteria
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
arousing twinkling uncleanness weed whacker
  08/29/25
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Odious mad cow disease site
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Flushed keepsake machete ceo
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
arousing twinkling uncleanness weed whacker
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
mustard business firm nibblets
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
Wild lime hairy legs tank
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Amber old irish cottage voyeur
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Cyan disrespectful school cafeteria
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
Wild lime hairy legs tank
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Trip Den Therapy
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
salmon boyish area
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Amber old irish cottage voyeur
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
Aggressive Sepia Crackhouse Messiness
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
Wild lime hairy legs tank
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
arousing twinkling uncleanness weed whacker
  09/01/25
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Wild lime hairy legs tank
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
arousing twinkling uncleanness weed whacker
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
Wild lime hairy legs tank
  09/01/25
Lolololol
Bipolar Vivacious Boiling Water Library
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Amber old irish cottage voyeur
  09/01/25
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Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  09/12/25
?
Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  11/27/25
?
Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
Violent Space Immigrant
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Amber old irish cottage voyeur
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
Wild lime hairy legs tank
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  09/12/25
Yes
Wild lime hairy legs tank
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Copper corn cake
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Copper corn cake



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bright box office

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Copper corn cake



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: Aggressive Sepia Crackhouse Messiness



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Sooty unholy gaming laptop windowlicker

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Copper corn cake

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: Bespoke Azn Theater Stage

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: Sooty unholy gaming laptop windowlicker

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: Wild lime hairy legs tank

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: Wild lime hairy legs tank

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Wild lime hairy legs tank

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Amber old irish cottage voyeur

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: Bipolar Vivacious Boiling Water Library

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Amber old irish cottage voyeur

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: Wild lime hairy legs tank

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: Aggressive Sepia Crackhouse Messiness

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: Wild lime hairy legs tank

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Aggressive Sepia Crackhouse Messiness

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: Exciting lemon half-breed

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Opaque cuck

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Odious mad cow disease site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Indigo coffee pot background story

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: brilliant 180 elastic band temple



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Cyan disrespectful school cafeteria

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: arousing twinkling uncleanness weed whacker

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Odious mad cow disease site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Flushed keepsake machete ceo

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: arousing twinkling uncleanness weed whacker

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: mustard business firm nibblets

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Wild lime hairy legs tank

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Amber old irish cottage voyeur

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Cyan disrespectful school cafeteria

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Wild lime hairy legs tank

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Trip Den Therapy

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: salmon boyish area

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Amber old irish cottage voyeur

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: Aggressive Sepia Crackhouse Messiness

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: Wild lime hairy legs tank

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: arousing twinkling uncleanness weed whacker

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: Wild lime hairy legs tank



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: arousing twinkling uncleanness weed whacker

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: Wild lime hairy legs tank

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: Bipolar Vivacious Boiling Water Library

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Amber old irish cottage voyeur

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: Violent Space Immigrant

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Amber old irish cottage voyeur

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: Wild lime hairy legs tank

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: Wild lime hairy legs tank

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Yapping Fragrant Step-uncle's House

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Copper corn cake

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49259839)