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JJC getting nowagd so hard he had to take a sick day is the funniest thing

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist...
insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  08/25/21
He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he ...
topaz violent lodge corn cake
  08/25/21
I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copy...
Fragrant background story
  08/25/21
don't have the text but it was legendary
yapping yellow reading party resort
  08/25/21
its how i learned what AMOG means
insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  08/25/21
Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be hone...
insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  08/25/21
“Prodigy”
Razzmatazz aqua temple
  08/25/21
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Talented insane dog poop
  08/25/21
this never gets old
Flushed sadistic boltzmann hell
  08/25/21
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fuchsia location
  08/25/21
its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of r...
yapping yellow reading party resort
  08/25/21
i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a &...
insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  08/25/21
like with other great works, you pick up something new on ea...
Erotic Organic Girlfriend
  08/25/21
the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomen...
yapping yellow reading party resort
  08/25/21
Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a...
insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  08/25/21
JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality...
Erotic Organic Girlfriend
  08/25/21
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avocado stage
  03/25/22
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Vibrant mentally impaired jew private investor
  03/25/22
oh i did see this one ty
Fragrant background story
  08/25/21
lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher ...
Slap-happy ticket booth
  08/25/21
he was only 26 now he's 40 and still thinks that which is s...
Spectacular cruise ship personal credit line
  08/29/21
A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game T...
Obsidian set rigpig
  08/25/21
theres some implication there that the game needs him
insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  08/30/21
this is a work of art
charismatic dingle berry
  08/29/21
I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day
insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  08/30/21
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insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  09/14/21
180!
avocado stage
  03/25/22
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Fishy address milk
  06/17/25
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insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  12/15/25
Just randomly thought of this and started to lol
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Sickened fat ankles
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insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan
  01/27/22
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avocado stage
  03/25/22
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Slippery racy halford
  04/13/22
“dancing monkey” frame is the worst
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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:39 AM
Author: insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan

fuck i hate being mean to jjc because he is really an artist but that thread was too much jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006134)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:43 AM
Author: topaz violent lodge corn cake

He was just trolling the PUA board with that story. IRL, he closed the HB9.5 and was fucking within an hour of opening her at the club.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006154)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:45 AM
Author: Fragrant background story

I’m not familiar with this part of the canon, pls copypaste thank

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006169)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:58 AM
Author: yapping yellow reading party resort

don't have the text but it was legendary

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006228)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan

its how i learned what AMOG means

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006232)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 10:59 AM
Author: insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan

Hey guys. This is really embarrassing, but I want to be honest with my fellow PUA's. I just got back from a really classy lounge in Chicago and feel utterly demoralized. The night started well. Things went downhill when I spotted a tall blonde HB9.5 with two of her girlfriends and this short bald chubby guy. I approached her and asked an opinion opener I made up. She looked at me like I was a weirdo and told me to ask the guy. He then AMOG'ed me and made the girls laugh. I had no idea what to do; my knees started shaking, and I got nervous. I then talked to one of her friends. The conversation started reasonably well, but I ran out of things to say, and she just walked away. Today is one of those days when I so wish I was making 10 million a year or was a celebrity, so I can get those girls without breaking a sweat. A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game and devote all my efforts to making a shitload of money. This weekend I plan on redeeming myself. Nonetheless, it really stings when your dream girl turns you away like a sack of feces.

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

jjc1122

Junior Member

Join Date: 11/30/2006 | Posts: 25

Thanks for the encouragement guys. I called in sick for work and feel a lot better. I think the trap I fell into last night is what Tyler calls the "dancing-monkey" stage, where you just want to entertain the girls. I was trying too hard to make them laugh. This is an issue I've been struggling with big time. How do you develop attraction without falling into that "dancing monkey" frame?

JJC

"Prodigy"

Chicago, IL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006231)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:01 AM
Author: Razzmatazz aqua temple

“Prodigy”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006238)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:11 AM
Author: Talented insane dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006272)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:19 AM
Author: Flushed sadistic boltzmann hell

this never gets old

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006316)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: fuchsia location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006335)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:22 AM
Author: yapping yellow reading party resort

its fucking legendary, never gets old even after dozens of readings. A lot of us can recite the "Sup Brady" email verbatim. Simply genius work that stands the test of time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006340)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 11:54 AM
Author: insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan

i never picked up on the fact that he got lion kinged by a "short bald chubby guy"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006449)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:14 PM
Author: Erotic Organic Girlfriend

like with other great works, you pick up something new on each read

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006532)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:27 PM
Author: yapping yellow reading party resort

the funny thing with classic JJC posts is that this phenomenon can literally happen over the course of many years, picking up new nuggets even though you've read it dozens of times.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006600)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:36 PM
Author: insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan

Also some of us were just too young when first exposeed to a JJC post. Like trying to read Faulkner as a 9th grader

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006644)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:07 PM
Author: Erotic Organic Girlfriend

JJC is a true artist, the line between his flame and reality is so masterfully blurred

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006789)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:15 PM
Author: avocado stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#44217673)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: Vibrant mentally impaired jew private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#44217682)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 12:31 PM
Author: Fragrant background story

oh i did see this one ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006613)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:12 PM
Author: Slap-happy ticket booth

lol this is great. underrated part is him thinking a higher salary would've helped here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006801)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:36 PM
Author: Spectacular cruise ship personal credit line

he was only 26

now he's 40 and still thinks that which is sad

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43028904)



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Date: August 25th, 2021 1:17 PM
Author: Obsidian set rigpig

A part of me even thought maybe I should leave the game

That's my favorite line, the little slice of jjc that thinks maybe he won't make it as a PUA. Pure gold.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43006836)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:17 PM
Author: insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan

theres some implication there that the game needs him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43034230)



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Date: August 29th, 2021 5:41 PM
Author: charismatic dingle berry

this is a work of art

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43028931)



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Date: August 30th, 2021 3:16 PM
Author: insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan

I DEMAND to know the symptoms the next day

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43034219)



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Date: September 14th, 2021 12:37 PM
Author: insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43114878)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: avocado stage

180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#44217637)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Fishy address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49024549)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:22 PM
Author: insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49511654)



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Date: January 1st, 2022 2:06 PM
Author: insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan

Just randomly thought of this and started to lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43710752)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:28 PM
Author: Sickened fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43856595)



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Date: January 27th, 2022 12:25 PM
Author: insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#43856557)



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Date: March 25th, 2022 6:10 PM
Author: avocado stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#44217634)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:16 PM
Author: Slippery racy halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#44333265)



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Date: April 13th, 2022 6:17 PM
Author: avocado stage

“dancing monkey” frame is the worst

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#44333274)



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Date: June 12th, 2024 1:45 PM
Author: insanely creepy bateful bawdyhouse coldplay fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#47740483)



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Date: June 17th, 2025 1:40 PM
Author: Fishy address milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49024547)



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Talented insane dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4907218&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310904#49511692)