\
  The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
BackRefresh Options Favorite

Made this joke at fancy dinner wife hosted. Nobody laughed

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady d...
Disturbing razzle-dazzle school
  10/20/25
...
vivacious fanboi shrine
  10/20/25
...
chrome wonderful idiot
  10/20/25
...
Salmon boyish garrison associate
  10/20/25
boooo
supple locus
  10/20/25
...
yellow drunken cruise ship filthpig
  10/20/25
lol i like it
rambunctious histrionic crackhouse
  10/20/25
...
Amethyst Hall
  10/21/25
that's a good joke. those people suck
emerald concupiscible center old irish cottage
  10/20/25
You're invited next time
Disturbing razzle-dazzle school
  10/20/25
CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like e...
Beady-eyed potus ticket booth
  10/20/25
He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.
Disturbing razzle-dazzle school
  10/20/25
That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelcha...
Titillating Primrose Site
  10/20/25
...
Salmon boyish garrison associate
  10/20/25
...
nofapping 180 theater stage depressive
  10/20/25
...
fuchsia theater ladyboy
  10/20/25
...
Cracking Parlour Becky
  10/20/25
...
Mahogany Piazza Affirmative Action
  10/20/25
I guffawed
Copper Flickering Rehab Antidepressant Drug
  10/20/25
Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal...
Cracking Parlour Becky
  10/20/25
It's a good joke. Get new friends.
flushed toaster
  10/20/25
cr
Umber Cumskin
  10/20/25
(except he should beat them within an inch of their respecti...
heady indian lodge
  10/20/25
they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so mak...
rambunctious histrionic crackhouse
  10/20/25
People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.
Amethyst Hall
  10/21/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So
Aquamarine kitchen
  10/20/25
"He's a microbiologist." "Well, mine has m...
Jet Stage Clown
  10/20/25
...
Dull nibblets
  10/20/25
...
Titillating Primrose Site
  10/20/25
I don't get it
Disturbing razzle-dazzle school
  10/20/25
You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pul...
wine provocative electric furnace
  10/20/25
...
Disturbing razzle-dazzle school
  10/20/25
...
Tripping den
  10/20/25
...
Amethyst Hall
  10/21/25
...
Cracking Parlour Becky
  10/21/25
...
Crystalline frisky ape
  10/21/25
"More like Jones GAY!"
Azure indirect expression
  10/20/25
good joke i would've laughed
Hairless purple church building organic girlfriend
  10/21/25


Poast new message in this thread



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 1:39 PM
Author: Disturbing razzle-dazzle school

She had a few friends over with their spouses, one, a lady doctor, introduced her husband and said he's a microbiologist. I said "he looks normal sized to me". Nobody laughed and we awkwardly moved on. I want to get my wife into an improv class so she can learn to sell my jokes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49361876)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: vivacious fanboi shrine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49361881)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 1:41 PM
Author: chrome wonderful idiot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49361880)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 1:42 PM
Author: Salmon boyish garrison associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49361884)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 1:43 PM
Author: supple locus

boooo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49361890)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: yellow drunken cruise ship filthpig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49361909)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 1:50 PM
Author: rambunctious histrionic crackhouse

lol i like it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49361910)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Amethyst Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49364042)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 1:59 PM
Author: emerald concupiscible center old irish cottage

that's a good joke. those people suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49361937)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 2:00 PM
Author: Disturbing razzle-dazzle school

You're invited next time

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49361942)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Beady-eyed potus ticket booth

CR was this dude a little, short, scrawny guy? Seems like either others felt they lacked social permission to laugh or they were autistic science dorks who don’t understand basic puns and wordplay. Very solid dad joke tier icebreaker that is a subtly vulnerable bid for people to loosen up and have fun. Not laughing is a faggy autist/self-conscious introvert move by them. You should insist that your wife owes you an anal session to make up for her betrayal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362005)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 2:30 PM
Author: Disturbing razzle-dazzle school

He was a little short, nothing egregious. 5'11 or so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362032)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Titillating Primrose Site

That’s basically like ridiculing someone in a wheelchair.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362176)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Salmon boyish garrison associate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362407)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: nofapping 180 theater stage depressive



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362010)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 2:27 PM
Author: fuchsia theater ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362016)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 2:31 PM
Author: Cracking Parlour Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362036)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 2:26 PM
Author: Mahogany Piazza Affirmative Action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362009)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Copper Flickering Rehab Antidepressant Drug

I guffawed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362039)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 2:32 PM
Author: Cracking Parlour Becky

Should’ve gone with “He looks as big as a normal biologist to me!” to dumb it down for them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362040)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 2:36 PM
Author: flushed toaster

It's a good joke. Get new friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362052)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 2:46 PM
Author: Umber Cumskin

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362075)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 3:01 PM
Author: heady indian lodge

(except he should beat them within an inch of their respective lives when discarding them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362122)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 2:52 PM
Author: rambunctious histrionic crackhouse

they're probably striver fags. work is all they have, so making light of it makes them uncomfortable. the expected behavior is to act "impressed" and pump each other up about your gay striver lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362092)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2025 1:05 PM
Author: Amethyst Hall

People who can't lol at dad jokes suck.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49364046)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 3:02 PM
Author: Aquamarine kitchen

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMd2gB9L8So

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362128)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 3:05 PM
Author: Jet Stage Clown

"He's a microbiologist."

"Well, mine has micropenis," your wife should have said, high-fiving you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362132)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 3:24 PM
Author: Dull nibblets



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362175)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 3:25 PM
Author: Titillating Primrose Site



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362179)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Disturbing razzle-dazzle school

I don't get it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362188)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 3:28 PM
Author: wine provocative electric furnace

You need props. As soon as she said that, you would have pulled out a giant magnifying glass and started hovering it over him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362185)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Disturbing razzle-dazzle school



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362189)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 3:33 PM
Author: Tripping den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362205)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: Amethyst Hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49364045)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2025 1:10 PM
Author: Cracking Parlour Becky



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49364053)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2025 1:29 PM
Author: Crystalline frisky ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49364099)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 20th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: Azure indirect expression

"More like Jones GAY!"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49362190)



Reply Favorite

Date: October 21st, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: Hairless purple church building organic girlfriend

good joke i would've laughed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5788041&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#49364050)