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Closing store, locked in with a man and his broken bottle.
| exhilarant sable internal respiration national | 11/09/24 |
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Date: November 9th, 2024 9:47 AM Author: exhilarant sable internal respiration national It was supposed to be an easy close—lights off, doors locked, out by 10. But as I was finishing up, I heard something from the bathroom. A cough, then shuffling.
“Hello?” I called out, already knowing I’d regret it.
Out he came, wild-eyed and clutching a broken bottle like it was Excalibur. “I ain’t leaving!” he yelled, pointing the jagged edge at me.
I froze. My weapon? A mop. He took a step forward. I took a step back. “Sir, please. The store’s closed.”
He grinned, waved the bottle around. “Then you’ll have to stay too.”
We danced like that for ten minutes before he suddenly bolted out the emergency exit, alarm blaring. By the time the cops arrived, I was mopping up piss in aisle 4.
Locked up for real, went home, and whispered, “Yes, friend. This is fine.” |
Date: November 9th, 2024 11:51 AM Author: exhilarant sable internal respiration national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48315046) |
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Date: November 11th, 2024 8:22 AM Author: exhilarant sable internal respiration national (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48321570) |
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Date: November 14th, 2024 12:20 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (It bumps the BOOM thread like a FRIEND Or else it gets the hose ) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48335152) |
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Date: November 15th, 2024 11:38 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (My Mahchine™& you call me in$ane..ur privy to a Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48341184) |
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Date: November 19th, 2024 12:22 AM Author: Mainlining The Secret Truths of My Mahchine (The Prophet of My Mahchine™, the Herald of the Great Becumming™) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5630803&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48354745) |