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Representing a guy rn who will get 40yrs prison. Death penalty 100x more humane

Defendant convicted of an ugly crime of violence involving a...
lime school cafeteria giraffe
  09/27/24
Is this like a two strikes rule or something? How do you get...
Big Orchestra Pit
  09/27/24
you violate probation on the underlying case which carries m...
lime school cafeteria giraffe
  09/27/24
man, armed robbery with a firearm is a tough charge given th...
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  09/27/24
Yeah, that’s ridiculous
Lascivious nubile indian lodge patrolman
  09/27/24
yeah... charge interfering with an emergency phone call, or ...
bat shit crazy aphrodisiac plaza
  09/28/24
where’s the robbery or anything in the same universe i...
excitant area
  09/27/24
He’s talking about the earlier case (pulling a gun on ...
Lascivious nubile indian lodge patrolman
  09/27/24
Crime 1 was robbing gfs phone, aggravated to 1st degree felo...
lime school cafeteria giraffe
  09/27/24
So sounds like there’s still a lot of discretion what ...
vengeful light gunner hissy fit
  09/28/24
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boyish rambunctious psychic
  09/27/24
This guy still has less stress than I do as a BIGLAW partner...
orchid bipolar theater stage gaping
  09/27/24
So was it "an ugly crime involving a firearm" or w...
Titillating Mauve Generalized Bond Stage
  09/27/24
He is going to get pwned for violating probation for "a...
Frum Lettuce
  09/27/24
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Provocative shimmering dopamine
  09/27/24
Can’t you fucking read?
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  09/30/24
Everyone with an IQ over 120 and testosterone level above th...
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  09/27/24
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diverse impressive national
  10/30/24
Just tell him that prison isn't so bad and he will adjust. I...
white comical dilemma wrinkle
  09/27/24
Prison is horrible. The worst existence you can imagine.
orchid bipolar theater stage gaping
  09/27/24
Homelessness is worse.
Thriller business firm
  09/27/24
No
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  09/27/24
LOL
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  09/29/24
You watch too many movies. Prison these days is chill bros ...
Charismatic main people therapy
  09/27/24
consensually sucking each others dicks?
Dark fragrant den bbw
  09/27/24
Yeah, prison rape is mostly flame, after a few months with n...
Charismatic main people therapy
  09/27/24
Prison is better than jail? What’s the difference
Big Orchestra Pit
  09/27/24
I heard that jail was worse than prison.
white comical dilemma wrinkle
  09/27/24
Jail is for doing short time and between court appearances. ...
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  09/27/24
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  09/27/24
Also, jail has everyone coming through. In prison, there is ...
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  09/27/24
There's a place called heaven And a place called hell A pl...
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  09/28/24
Women...but you couldn't do a better job getting him no time...
Thriller business firm
  09/27/24
I'm just glad that fucking psycho moron is off the streets
Heady brunch son of senegal
  09/27/24
thats fine, no one needs to involve himself further than tha...
lime school cafeteria giraffe
  09/27/24
You're a pos lawyer that gets off on having guys like that u...
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  09/27/24
He could probably find a way to suicide himself if he were t...
passionate ticket booth
  09/29/24
in a normal world OP's example wld 100% be determined by whe...
Histrionic unholy parlor
  09/27/24
ur crimdef?
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  09/27/24
lol, his entire practice was getting nuisance payouts for La...
trip abode
  09/27/24
...
Cordovan Appetizing National Security Agency
  09/27/24
He should have been executed for the first crime. Most ma...
vibrant coral french chef
  09/27/24
So he didn't even beat anybody up. Just pointed a gun at &qu...
sadistic striped hyena nursing home
  09/27/24
180
mind-boggling milk
  09/27/24
Yep, death penalty. Deal with it!
vibrant coral french chef
  09/27/24
To be fair sounds about as bad as St. George Floyd
passionate ticket booth
  09/29/24
lmao
Walnut hairraiser kitchen ladyboy
  09/30/24
You should kill him and do the 40 years
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  09/27/24
If the Judge revokes the entire balance of his parole, then ...
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  09/27/24
On the plus side, though, not having a DL is surprisingly cr...
Charismatic main people therapy
  09/27/24
Lol
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  09/27/24
He doesn't have a DL b/c it was probably suspended YEARS AGO...
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  09/27/24
These types of geniuses are usually known for rational think...
passionate ticket booth
  09/29/24
Why did cunt gf cooperate against him for gun assault. Sound...
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She caught him sliding into another chick's DMs. Thus, in Wo...
Nighttime stock car place of business
  09/27/24
What would man logic be? Let cheating gf point guns at you a...
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  09/30/24
good either way is fine
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  09/27/24
Print some disco fries threads and say, “see, prison i...
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  09/27/24
Yeah but I think there was one time where the State got it w...
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Of course it's more humane The pieces you're missing is tha...
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  09/27/24
(Billy Bob's son and dad)
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  09/29/24
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  09/27/24
Corporal punishment would be more humane imo
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  09/27/24
Killing our citizens isn't more ethical than life in prison....
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  09/27/24
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Lascivious nubile indian lodge patrolman
  09/28/24
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  09/30/24
An absolute fucking moron for having a gun under those circu...
bat shit crazy aphrodisiac plaza
  09/28/24
you were close. the op is flame. durr durr he had a gun is...
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  09/28/24
how do i keep reading about people with '100 felonies' getti...
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  09/29/24
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  09/30/24
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  09/30/24
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Heady brunch son of senegal
  09/30/24
This is mostly flame, people who are experienced at driving ...
Charismatic main people therapy
  09/30/24
This guy is prone to drunken rage and likes to illegally car...
Heady brunch son of senegal
  09/30/24
You don't know that. Maybe he was holding the gun for a fri...
Charismatic main people therapy
  09/30/24
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lime school cafeteria giraffe
  09/30/24
Your man was just doing a little “security work”...
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  09/30/24
Good work.
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  09/30/24
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  09/30/24
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  10/30/24
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lime school cafeteria giraffe
  10/30/24
Will he still be happy in 2 weeks?
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  10/30/24
Nice. Did the client pay well?
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  10/30/24
Not as well as he should given I probably saved him 20 years...
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  10/30/24
Good job either way
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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:08 AM
Author: lime school cafeteria giraffe

Defendant convicted of an ugly crime of violence involving a firearm. To mitigate by saying what is not allowed in court -- it was merely a domestic thing. Women often cause domestic trouble. He pointed a gun at the gf and snatched her phone during the argument. Bad decisions entirely, but that's the context.

Goes to prison, comes out on probation, and actually does start to improve. Gets a prole job, is driving there one day, pulled over with no DL and a gun in the backseat.

Uberfucked, now will probably die in prison.

He is not trying to exculpate himself, but merely hopes for a manageable sentence. He won't get it - he will spend life in prison. He's suicidal right now.

If the State, acting under consensus of the governed, decides "we can never have this person in society again" -- fine. I disagree, but I can see the logic. The result, then, should be to simply put a bullet in the back of his head. It seems far more ethical than deciding he loses the status of society-member and so should be encaged in misery for his entire remaining existence.

Just kill these guys, honestly.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48136993)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:23 AM
Author: Big Orchestra Pit

Is this like a two strikes rule or something? How do you get life for no DL and having a gun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137027)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:29 AM
Author: lime school cafeteria giraffe

you violate probation on the underlying case which carries max penalties (armed robbery with a firearm)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137049)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Dark fragrant den bbw

man, armed robbery with a firearm is a tough charge given the facts above

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137455)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:54 PM
Author: Lascivious nubile indian lodge patrolman

Yeah, that’s ridiculous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137504)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 1:02 AM
Author: bat shit crazy aphrodisiac plaza

yeah... charge interfering with an emergency phone call, or something else, but holy shit making that armed robbery is borderline insane.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48139526)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:59 PM
Author: excitant area

where’s the robbery or anything in the same universe in these facts? he just had the weapon sitting in the back seat while driving to work? I’m confused as hell

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137525)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 1:17 PM
Author: Lascivious nubile indian lodge patrolman

He’s talking about the earlier case (pulling a gun on gf and taking her purse)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137637)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 3:26 PM
Author: lime school cafeteria giraffe

Crime 1 was robbing gfs phone, aggravated to 1st degree felony by using a deadly weapon to wit a FA. Life max with 10 year mandatory minimum as a gun crime under 10-20-life. (10y MM first time, 20y MM second time, life third time.)

State can waive all that and did. He spent like 5 years in and was doing about five years on probation after. Condition of probation — no new cases or else this sentence can be re-addressed

Crime 2: driving with no DL and felon in possession of a firearm

Nothing major in itself but allows the state to seek something worse in crime 1. And it’s basically indefensible on his side unless you can argue a) he wasn’t driving, b) he had a DL, and c) he wasn’t in constructive possession of the gun

And for the purposes or violating the probation in case 1, they need only prove the DL issue not even the gun. Any criminal act, proven only by a preponderance of the evidence, violates his probation and triggers up to life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138160)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 1:08 AM
Author: vengeful light gunner hissy fit

So sounds like there’s still a lot of discretion what the new sentence will be right? 40 years seems ludicrous, can’t imagine the state going that hard I hope

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48139531)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:09 AM
Author: boyish rambunctious psychic



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48136994)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:10 AM
Author: orchid bipolar theater stage gaping

This guy still has less stress than I do as a BIGLAW partner. I envy him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48136995)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: Titillating Mauve Generalized Bond Stage

So was it "an ugly crime involving a firearm" or was it "no DL and a firearm in the backseat"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48136997)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Frum Lettuce

He is going to get pwned for violating probation for "an ugly crime involving a firearm" with a new gun case

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137035)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Provocative shimmering dopamine



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138034)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:45 PM
Author: Blathering razzle-dazzle keepsake machete shrine

Can’t you fucking read?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147440)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:12 AM
Author: mind-boggling milk

Everyone with an IQ over 120 and testosterone level above the 60th percentile agrees with this

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48136998)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:38 PM
Author: diverse impressive national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48259861)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:16 AM
Author: white comical dilemma wrinkle

Just tell him that prison isn't so bad and he will adjust. It's better than jail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137008)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:18 AM
Author: orchid bipolar theater stage gaping

Prison is horrible. The worst existence you can imagine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137013)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Thriller business firm

Homelessness is worse.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137026)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:33 AM
Author: orchid bipolar theater stage gaping

No

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137060)



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Date: September 29th, 2024 1:44 AM
Author: Copper native personal credit line

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48142231)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:28 AM
Author: Charismatic main people therapy

You watch too many movies. Prison these days is chill bros playing cards, watching sports, working out, and consensually sucking each others dicks. It's a lot like your college dorm except you don't even have to worry about going to class.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137045)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:44 PM
Author: Dark fragrant den bbw

consensually sucking each others dicks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137458)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:59 PM
Author: Charismatic main people therapy

Yeah, prison rape is mostly flame, after a few months with no women most guys are gay for the stay.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138090)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:21 AM
Author: Big Orchestra Pit

Prison is better than jail? What’s the difference

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137021)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:34 AM
Author: white comical dilemma wrinkle

I heard that jail was worse than prison.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137067)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:51 AM
Author: trip abode

Jail is for doing short time and between court appearances. Prison is where you live for years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137271)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Nighttime stock car place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137325)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:39 PM
Author: Nudist slate wagecucks corner

Also, jail has everyone coming through. In prison, there is filtering where some people get fileted into solitary, to psych facilities, or to maximum security facilities. Doing time in a regular, medium security state penitentiary is relatively better than a lot of jails.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138013)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 1:13 AM
Author: Infuriating bateful gas station selfie

There's a place called heaven

And a place called hell

A place called prison

And a place called jail



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48139536)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:20 AM
Author: Thriller business firm

Women...but you couldn't do a better job getting him no time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137017)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:22 AM
Author: Heady brunch son of senegal

I'm just glad that fucking psycho moron is off the streets

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137024)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:24 AM
Author: lime school cafeteria giraffe

thats fine, no one needs to involve himself further than that.

but for those who DO take it on themselves to be involved with happens to the guy, it just seems far more honorable to kill him. To me, its not even close.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137030)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:52 AM
Author: sadistic striped hyena nursing home

You're a pos lawyer that gets off on having guys like that under your power. Just like those lawyers filing those appeals for death sentences they're equally bloodthirsty as the prosecutors. You all belong in buhebwald

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137274)



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Date: September 29th, 2024 1:30 AM
Author: passionate ticket booth

He could probably find a way to suicide himself if he were that miserable

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48142219)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:25 AM
Author: Histrionic unholy parlor

in a normal world OP's example wld 100% be determined by whether they are a nigga or not. if nigga just lock them up forever or execute them immediately. if not nigga then maybe a year for probation violation

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137033)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 10:37 AM
Author: maize house windowlicker

ur crimdef?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137077)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:54 AM
Author: trip abode

lol, his entire practice was getting nuisance payouts for Lafawnda when her boss discriminated by requiring she be no more than thirty minutes late

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137290)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:21 AM
Author: Cordovan Appetizing National Security Agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137183)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:23 AM
Author: vibrant coral french chef

He should have been executed for the first crime.

Most major crimes should simply get the death penalty.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137196)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:50 AM
Author: sadistic striped hyena nursing home

So he didn't even beat anybody up. Just pointed a gun at "domestic partner" without firing and he should be executed? I really wish Hitler put all the lawyers in concentration camps.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137266)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:48 PM
Author: mind-boggling milk

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137476)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:51 PM
Author: vibrant coral french chef

Yep, death penalty. Deal with it!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137490)



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Date: September 29th, 2024 1:31 AM
Author: passionate ticket booth

To be fair sounds about as bad as St. George Floyd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48142220)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Walnut hairraiser kitchen ladyboy

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147645)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 11:25 AM
Author: magenta mewling persian twinkling uncleanness

You should kill him and do the 40 years

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137198)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:10 PM
Author: Nighttime stock car place of business

If the Judge revokes the entire balance of his parole, then that's fucking bullshit.

on the flip side: He's a fucking felon ON PAROLE. What part of his brain said, "Hey, maybe its a good idea for me to ride around with a gun. I'm sure nothing bad would happen if I got pulled over for speeding or some other dumb traffic shit"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137328)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: Charismatic main people therapy

On the plus side, though, not having a DL is surprisingly credited. If he gets pulled over he's fucked anyway so no point in bothering.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137333)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:42 PM
Author: Adventurous frisky resort

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137447)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: Nighttime stock car place of business

He doesn't have a DL b/c it was probably suspended YEARS AGO for some dumb traffic shit and he never spent the money to get it re-instated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137501)



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Date: September 29th, 2024 1:32 AM
Author: passionate ticket booth

These types of geniuses are usually known for rational thinking.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48142221)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:12 PM
Author: motley church volcanic crater

Why did cunt gf cooperate against him for gun assault. Sounds like if that's all he did without actually shooting or beating her no reason to be charged for anything

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137335)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:57 PM
Author: Nighttime stock car place of business

She caught him sliding into another chick's DMs. Thus, in Women logic, she had to go nuclear

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137516)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 7:00 PM
Author: avocado karate pisswyrm

What would man logic be? Let cheating gf point guns at you and take your shit?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147663)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 12:53 PM
Author: concupiscible tank

good either way is fine

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137500)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 1:24 PM
Author: Talking Shaky Location Sex Offender

Print some disco fries threads and say, “see, prison isn’t so bad after all is it?”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137676)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:07 PM
Author: Slippery swollen philosopher-king incel

Yeah but I think there was one time where the State got it wrong and executed an innocent person, and for me that ruins the whole thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137894)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:34 PM
Author: Ruddy chest-beating deer antler forum

Of course it's more humane

The pieces you're missing is that the people involved in the correctional business are usually sadists unemployable in many other fields yet still of a sort of vital biopolitical use + big bucks in exploiting prison labor in the US

It's a grift

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48137987)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 4:58 PM
Author: wonderful fuchsia yarmulke

This. Prisons are a convenient way to store many psychopaths in one place...both as employees and residents.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138454)



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Date: September 29th, 2024 1:33 AM
Author: passionate ticket booth

(Billy Bob's son and dad)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48142222)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:42 PM
Author: Nudist slate wagecucks corner

Strong disagree. I'd much rather spend the next 40 years (and he probably won't serve it all) in an average state prison than die tomorrow. You can still read, walk in the yard, work out, do some kind of prison job, talk to your family, have hope you'll get out, take classes...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138026)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Nighttime stock car place of business



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138032)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:56 PM
Author: stirring gold locale faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138081)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 4:59 PM
Author: wonderful fuchsia yarmulke

Get buttfucked by dindus in the shower...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138456)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:44 PM
Author: Free-loading dog poop

Corporal punishment would be more humane imo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138036)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 2:57 PM
Author: stimulating weed whacker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138086)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 3:42 PM
Author: passionate ticket booth

Killing our citizens isn't more ethical than life in prison.

That law is what is actually unethical. Your sentence should be based on what you did more recently, not some cobbled together nonsense like in his case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138207)



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Date: September 27th, 2024 4:56 PM
Author: beady-eyed slap-happy bawdyhouse liquid oxygen

Cr. A 40-year sentence for a nonviolent parole violation makes absolutely no sense

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48138452)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 1:09 AM
Author: Lascivious nubile indian lodge patrolman



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48139532)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 7:01 PM
Author: avocado karate pisswyrm

The state is correcting its earlier mistake in letting this psychopath off easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147665)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 1:01 AM
Author: bat shit crazy aphrodisiac plaza

An absolute fucking moron for having a gun under those circumstances.

In a humane world, the prosbro would show a bit of mercy and perhaps ensure he's not fucked for life just for being a felon in possession. Of course, we're not in a humane world, and some fucking asshole will have stars in their eyes at a max sentence.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48139525)



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Date: September 28th, 2024 1:06 AM
Author: Balding stag film juggernaut

you were close.

the op is flame.

durr durr he had a gun is not flame

durr durr he had a gun in the backseat is flame

op added a stupid nonsensical fact to try to make the flame more interesting. backfired.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48139529)



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Date: September 29th, 2024 1:36 AM
Author: pale school jap

how do i keep reading about people with '100 felonies' getting out of jail after 6 months, including that 'Routh' guy who tried to shoot Trump and had been involved in a LITERAL fucking FIREFIGHT with the police, firing machine guns at them?

then we're still doing this shit, putting people in prison for tardlength sentences for 'snatching a phone' from a vagina?

there's got to be a middle ground.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48142225)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 4:41 PM
Author: lime school cafeteria giraffe

UPDATE:

i strolled into court this morning on this matter with one strategic goal: kick can down road. prosecutors leave the office, people get promoted, etc, and maybe a new set of eyes will be more reasonable.

I show up, with dick in hand, totally unprepared to do anything but get a continuance.

The judge: fuck you, we are doing the probation violation hearing today. I kick and scream and jump around, "Im not ready" etc etc. He's not having it, we get forced into PVH.

Before we start, I press the SAO boss hard. "Here's my guy's mitigation, he's a good dood, dindu nuffin, blah blah." I actually didnt dindu the guy, I said, "he fucked up and will accept prison, but pls be reasonable, take 5 years" etc.

SAO boss bitch responds, "his underlying crime is HEINOUS. We offer 40 years and feel lucky its not life."

We go into the hearing with nothin'. Im playing for a fumble.

SAO underling prosecutes the case, not the boss bitch. She first tries to get the bodycam of the traffic stop admitted. I cockblock her as much as possible, I keep objecting "improper foundation" etc. She stumbles and stutters and fucks it up. Finally the boss bitch grabs underling and gives her the magic words, they get the video admitted. Video shows my guy in the drivers seat, shows him give a state ID - no DL, and shows the cop find a gun under the back seat.

Then they try to admit the gun. I cockblock again, "foundation", "chain of custody", etc. Underling has a REAL hard time asking the right questions, but finally gets the gun in.

We break for lunch.

Local PD is milling about and I talk to her. "God I hope judge just gives the min man here, and not the whole 40 when we lose," I say.

"This judge?" she says. "He'll give your guy life 100%. I negotiated a 10y sentence with the state on a PVH and the judge rejected it and gave life. And he will give life five minutes after you lose the PVH."

I panic and grab my client. "Dude, take the 40. We are about to get life. All they need to prove is that you were driving and without a license, and youre in violation. Judge will then fuck your ass."

Client stands strong. "nah nah nah. Aint taking shit. You got this AOCPhoneNumberMoniker."

Back after lunch, the cop on the stand, I cross him and he fumbles over and over.

Reason for the stop: no seat belt and tag obscured. But the tag was very visible in the bodycam. And it was night time, dark, no interior car illumination etc. So I beat him up a bit -- can see no seat belt on a moving car at 55mph in the dark, but cannot see the tag from 5 feet away? When we can all see it in the video?

Then I jump into search. "Smelled cannibas". Lol. No weed recovered. Only gun.

Next wit: Guy who test-fired the gun. Its a gun.

State auto-admits probation papers, conviction history, DMV records, and then rests. lol.

I dont call my guy.

I argue - cops full of shit. Either best or worst eyes on the planet. Gun had no prints, no DNA, no testimony that car even belonged to probationer. All you have is him in a car where there was a gun... and apparently no DL, but the violation must be willful and substantial and no evidence he willfully knowingly drove without DL and even if so, not substantial violation.

Judge hems and haws. Finally decides he cannot rule until he has reviewed the transcript, tells us to come back in mid October.

We might actually win this shit.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147190)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:04 PM
Author: Charismatic main people therapy

lmao @ finding a retard cop who didn't just say the car was swerving or some shit. Good luck brother.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147262)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:13 PM
Author: Heady brunch son of senegal

If you get this guy off, he is 100% going to drunkenly kill someone, and you know it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147299)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:15 PM
Author: Charismatic main people therapy

This is mostly flame, people who are experienced at driving drunk are pretty good at it. Most of the problems we have related to it are that people don't learn how to do it, so most people who drunk drive and cause accidents are new at it. We should have a new driver's ed that focuses on teaching adults how to drive with higher BAC's.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147310)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:58 PM
Author: Heady brunch son of senegal

This guy is prone to drunken rage and likes to illegally carry guns. He's going to kill someone

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147468)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 6:06 PM
Author: Charismatic main people therapy

You don't know that. Maybe he was holding the gun for a friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147513)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:57 PM
Author: lime school cafeteria giraffe

Nah but he will violate probation again - my guess domestic violence. Won’t be my problem.

And he did manage to find a shit paying wage job. Maybe he’ll turn into a good keed. He’ll make your fish fry in the back kitchen

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147466)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 6:00 PM
Author: Blathering razzle-dazzle keepsake machete shrine

Your man was just doing a little “security work” on the side. Nice to have a gun handy. Wasn’t gonna use it just nice to have to make a $50 here and there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147480)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:55 PM
Author: Blathering razzle-dazzle keepsake machete shrine

Good work.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147464)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 7:29 PM
Author: beady-eyed slap-happy bawdyhouse liquid oxygen

180 update

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147759)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 5:52 PM
Author: contagious rebellious halford range

180 that youre a PD

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147457)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 6:48 PM
Author: Lascivious nubile indian lodge patrolman

thanks man that means a lot to me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147628)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 6:52 PM
Author: Walnut hairraiser kitchen ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48147646)



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Date: September 30th, 2024 9:33 PM
Author: floppy potus sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48148133)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:22 PM
Author: lime school cafeteria giraffe

Final update:

Just ahead of the judges delayed ruling on the probation violation the state amended the affidavit with allegations of NEW violations - guy had been calling the woman from the 2016 case from the jail phone, 49 times.

State had all the recordings. Many calls were anodyne but many were ugly. Threatening her to recant the 2016 case etc.

I had slim procedural arguments: “judge the probation hearing already finished and now there’s new allegations from the time before, state should be time-barred” etc. But I knew it was bullshit. He’s still on probation and they can “violate” him at any time. They could file new affidavits every day.

So even with our luck in the original PVH we were sure to lose these new allegations. State had signed docs that he’d been forbidden to contact her. State had his jail acct calling her number. State had their voices on the calls.

I put in a personal meeting with prosecutor and BEGGED for a deal. Finally got 15 years state prison. Closes the probation violation and the new case. He took it, is happy. Will have a chance to not die in prison.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48259778)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:25 PM
Author: Gay exhilarant tanning salon

What's prosbro's reason for cutting a deal at that point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48259785)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:32 PM
Author: Curious hilarious crotch

the art of the time suck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48259828)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:35 PM
Author: lime school cafeteria giraffe

This is a lib thing if me to believe, but it’s true. She relented bc he had a paid attorney who came in person to her office. Spoke to her white guy to white woman. Implicitly acknowledged race and the unspoken agreement to give blacks some leeway. Palled around with her. Implored her. Differentiated this case from the fifty other identical cases she has with anonymous PDs.

Also I played off her laziness / sense of efficiency. If my guy gets sentenced to life we might as well try his new case (we wouldn’t have). Does she want to waste a week on trial? Take the 15 and the win!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48259846)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:26 PM
Author: wonderful fuchsia yarmulke

Will he still be happy in 2 weeks?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48259789)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:36 PM
Author: Claret filthpig

Nice. Did the client pay well?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48259851)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:44 PM
Author: lime school cafeteria giraffe

Not as well as he should given I probably saved him 20 years. But blood from a stone….

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48259884)



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Date: October 30th, 2024 4:46 PM
Author: Claret filthpig

Good job either way

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5602180&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905",#48259893)