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i just straight up stared unblinkingly at idiot bartender who forgot my shit

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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM
Author: autistic bisexual kitchen fortuitous meteor

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074810)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: beady-eyed frisky ladyboy point

special sauce on the sandwich

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074819)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:10 PM
Author: Stimulating crystalline nibblets people who are hurt

Date: July 31st, 2016 3:42 PM

Author: ....,..,.,...,,,,,..,.,,.,,.............,,,.,.,

he comes over and gives me a look like "uhhh...wtf??" and doesnt acknowledge further so before he leaves im like "HEY"

and he turns around like im rude as fuck and just looks at me like "well?"

so i just said "you didnt ask what i wanted to eat or drink. ill have a manhattan and a crab sandwich"

*nods head and writes shit down leaves without speaking*

he's getting a fucking 1 cent tip. took my friend's order and straight up forgot to ask me shit lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31083474)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: onyx ticket booth old irish cottage



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:52 PM
Author: Slap-happy Senate Cuckold



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:11 PM
Author: Outnumbered jap

damn daddy

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Date: August 2nd, 2016 10:58 PM
Author: Outnumbered jap

lol now that i know who this is this thread is hilarious

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094138)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Sinister Hall Pervert



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:44 PM
Author: Swashbuckling White Hairy Legs

Sounds like you are fucked bro

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074823)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: autistic bisexual kitchen fortuitous meteor

me? he's the one getting the sps tip.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074826)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: Swashbuckling White Hairy Legs

He'll probably take like 40 min to get you your order, make you follow up with him 2x

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074829)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: autistic bisexual kitchen fortuitous meteor

i considered that but i dont think so.

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Date: September 12th, 2016 10:43 AM
Author: Flirting orchestra pit



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:45 PM
Author: Carnelian irradiated indian lodge foreskin

why the fuck would you be rude to a bartender then order a sandwich.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074824)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: milky insanely creepy set newt

That poztartar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074828)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:46 PM
Author: autistic bisexual kitchen fortuitous meteor

he's not going to spit in it get real. his only job is send the order back to the kitchen.

and i was rude bc he was just already a faggot anyway. no harm done

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074832)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Carnelian irradiated indian lodge foreskin

oh right. his job description does not include messing with your food. thus he surely wont do it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074834)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: autistic bisexual kitchen fortuitous meteor

are you retarded?

im saying i can see him the whole time, he wont even be back in the kitchen

lol did u srsly think i was arguing that bc his job description doesnt include messing with my food that he wont?

jfc xo autists. got damn inwonder what it would be loke talking to u guys irl.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074846)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Carnelian irradiated indian lodge foreskin

gotcha. this is the first bartender who never moves from behind the bar and has no means of communication with staff who do other than the order.

messing with food happens to rude people dude. this is meant to help you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074856)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: Stimulating crystalline nibblets people who are hurt

lol this dude is either an asian autist or huge flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074932)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:02 PM
Author: Sinister Hall Pervert



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:55 PM
Author: Salmon Wonderful Office

LMAOOOOOOOOOO

Let me tell you about my food service experience:

1. Customer is rude to me

2. Give the order ticket to the kitchen and tell the cook to spit in it or put a booger in it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094657)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:32 PM
Author: bat shit crazy station sneaky criminal

My hs friends did this all the time like it was nbd.

Seriously though, I just had to wink at cook and he knew what to do.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31106859)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: Azure Fragrant Factory Reset Button Forum

So, just to be clear, the bartender came over to take your order. You stared at him awkwardly like an aspie and he walked away. This annoyed you because you wanted the bartender to actually say the words "can I get something for you?"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074835)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: beady-eyed frisky ladyboy point

today you will consume the bodily secretions of a male bartender...

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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:33 PM
Author: bat shit crazy station sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31106864)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: grizzly electric lodge famous landscape painting

the people on this site are deranged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074845)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:49 PM
Author: beady-eyed frisky ladyboy point

how so?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074847)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: autistic bisexual kitchen fortuitous meteor

youre a fucking idiot bro.

"complaining about poor service is so aspie and deranged jesus"

*ignores the fact that millions of normal ppl do this every day*

its not "deranged" when the bartender straight up was being a fuckin idiot jackass to begin with.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074857)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:04 PM
Author: cream 180 gaming laptop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31082958)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: hairraiser casino jew

((("nebbish" 5'7 little breh who doesn't COMMAND RESPECT)))

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074862)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: vibrant digit ratio locus

ordering a crab sandwich at a bar was mistake #1

then being an aspie was mistake #2

enjoy your "crabs"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074871)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:40 PM
Author: sepia tantric principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49077439)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Charismatic Sound Barrier Den

lmao cannot imagine a normal dude reacting this way. OP and the massive chip on his shoulder about being "overlooked" have my gookdar going wild

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074874)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:54 PM
Author: Carnelian irradiated indian lodge foreskin

yea i was thinking this too.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074886)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:56 PM
Author: Stimulating crystalline nibblets people who are hurt

is the op JJC? would explain a lot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074906)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond

cr op is insecure and seeing shit that isn't there, starting some shit with a bartender who has to do what he says to prove his manhood. guarantee the bartender is laughing with the other servers about what a gookbot faggot he is.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074921)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: autistic bisexual kitchen fortuitous meteor

lmao...every normal bro has complained about service before at some point. and actually drunk chads are some of the worst assholes about this shit

joe pesci complained about service in goodfellas...i would lmao at some little 5'8 faggot lawyer bitch like "the gorgon" (whatever the fuck that means) going "lol? gook" to an italian mobster before grtting mercilessly bullied and humiliated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074933)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:03 PM
Author: Stimulating crystalline nibblets people who are hurt

either you're not describing the situation very well or there is something wrong with you. No one is defending poor service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074938)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Charismatic Sound Barrier Den

cr. also I'm literally a 6' alpha non-lawyer lmao @ the OP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074956)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:12 PM
Author: autistic bisexual kitchen fortuitous meteor

youre not alpha or 6'0.

and lol @ "im thix foot, actually"

thats not tall to anyone but a nebbish lawyer

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074989)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:31 PM
Author: Charismatic Sound Barrier Den

your head must be spinning from the bukakke session you've been getting itt lil breh. explain where I state or imply that 6' is "tall"? I have consistently insisted it isn't eg

http://autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3294692&mc=16&forum_id=2



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31075078)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:04 PM
Author: vibrant digit ratio locus

you wouldn't know what a "normal bro" was if he shit in your crab sandwich, Xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074944)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:14 PM
Author: Stimulating crystalline nibblets people who are hurt

lol'd hard at xiaofeng

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074998)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:44 PM
Author: Charismatic Sound Barrier Den

can't stop loling at this gigafreak's deranged thought process. "I stood up for myself by 'staring unblinkingly' at a confused bartender, just like drunk white chads or Italian mobsters!" ljl someone should keep an eye on this Cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31075150)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: Stimulating crystalline nibblets people who are hurt

LOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31075156)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond

180 the gorgon

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31075158)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:11 PM
Author: Stimulating crystalline nibblets people who are hurt

It reminds me of the time uvt "stood up for himself" by flipping off some redneck on the freeway and almost got himself killed.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31076978)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:12 PM
Author: khaki pocket flask meetinghouse

lmao. Please link if you can

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31084406)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:31 PM
Author: Charismatic Sound Barrier Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31084584)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:01 PM
Author: Stimulating crystalline nibblets people who are hurt

google search returns this:

Date: April 18th, 2014 10:41 PM

Author: grown married man with fully developed breasts

Someone needs to dig up the thread where uvt talks about having road rage and yelling at a white guy who cut him off in traffic "to defend the image of my people" or some shit. It was still when he was in his NOWAG-power stage. Its been years since I saw it and it was quite lulzy.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=1924947&forum_id=2#25407199)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094151)



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Date: May 3rd, 2019 3:22 PM
Author: Sienna dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#38181949)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:33 AM
Author: Sienna dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#40335689)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 4:46 AM
Author: Chrome thriller theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31079532)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: Adventurous Topaz Ape

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31082965)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:32 PM
Author: Swashbuckling White Hairy Legs



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31084596)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Laughsome juggernaut



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31085024)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:03 PM
Author: Zombie-like Locale



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094167)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: buff mother

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094715)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:36 PM
Author: bat shit crazy station sneaky criminal

The Gorgon delivers.... Again and again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31106883)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 7:40 PM
Author: Charismatic Sound Barrier Den



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31108758)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 7:07 PM
Author: Floppy Hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32150719)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:36 PM
Author: red razzle-dazzle gay wizard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32540707)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:33 PM
Author: Brilliant center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32611553)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:38 PM
Author: canary talented death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#34235767)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 2:11 PM
Author: turquoise racy pozpig gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#34236520)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: Filthy bateful gas station turdskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#34886991)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:16 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#38720065)



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Date: May 21st, 2020 8:59 PM
Author: canary talented death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#40252823)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: glassy diverse sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#41965919)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: glassy diverse sandwich



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#43704767)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:34 AM
Author: Light lay

first time i've come across this, tears streaming down my face laughing. gosh i like it here.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#44378175)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:41 PM
Author: sepia tantric principal's office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49077442)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:15 PM
Author: sapphire alcoholic parlor striped hyena



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32151230)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: khaki pocket flask meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31075179)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:13 PM
Author: Bearded lilac spot yarmulke



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31084410)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:03 AM
Author: buff mother

Op is George20 just trying to swallow cum in the most indirect way possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094707)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:42 AM
Author: cocky parlour idea he suggested



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#33454805)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:46 AM
Author: glassy diverse sandwich

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#41965917)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:53 PM
Author: Big misanthropic antidepressant drug pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074875)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:55 PM
Author: Stimulating crystalline nibblets people who are hurt

when he came over and looked directly at you, why didn't you tell him what you wanted?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074897)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:57 PM
Author: spruce titillating school patrolman

Sounds like the bartender expected you to offer your order after your friend gave his.

Classic situation of two aspies accusing the other of being aspie.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074914)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 3:59 PM
Author: Stimulating crystalline nibblets people who are hurt

I used to work in a bar where the bartenders/barbacks/cooks would literallt sneeze all over the sandwiches of assholes. They's also put sandwich buns down their pants and then dance around the kitchen while everyone laughed and cheered

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074922)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:01 PM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond

Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074931)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:02 PM
Author: Stimulating crystalline nibblets people who are hurt

this wasn't shit out of a movie bro. I'm telling you what I've seen with my own two eyes. Not excusing or condoning it either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074934)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:08 PM
Author: lemon pea-brained cuck

this is, front to back, the most beta post i've read in my life

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31074960)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:24 PM
Author: Charismatic Sound Barrier Den

damn runny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31076610)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: khaki pocket flask meetinghouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31076639)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:01 AM
Author: buff mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094692)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:40 AM
Author: henna cracking national



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#33454788)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:43 AM
Author: Vigorous twinkling plaza

but it's comic gold, so 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#40335695)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:33 PM
Author: mind-boggling aquamarine affirmative action

Enjoy your cum crab sandwhich.

People who enjoy abusing the little temporary power they have over others are awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31075089)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:26 PM
Author: lime cerebral brunch

like, by, say, ejaculating in their food?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31076635)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 8:27 PM
Author: Carnelian irradiated indian lodge foreskin

ya and tipping poorly b/c of perceived slights.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31076648)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 4:50 PM
Author: passionate yellow corner goyim

Alcoholic?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31075180)



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Date: July 31st, 2016 9:09 PM
Author: boyish headpube

JJC, you really need help, I say this as a friend.

Also, lol at ordering a crab sandwich, maybe the easiest thing to cum on and not have anyone notice

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31076946)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 12:30 PM
Author: Charismatic Sound Barrier Den

lol yeah this guy literally ate semen yesterday. not flame.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31080877)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 5:03 PM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31082948)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:09 PM
Author: onyx ticket booth old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31083459)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:17 PM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond

thread is vintage zozo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31083539)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 6:18 PM
Author: Arousing internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31083543)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 8:55 PM
Author: multi-colored citrine house coffee pot

This is a 180 thread if the OP isn't flame.

What an autist, lol.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31084776)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:41 PM
Author: mauve boiling water stag film

yeah what an autist, lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#35893917)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:18 PM
Author: fighting razzmatazz theater stage multi-billionaire

So if you don't want to eat jizz, what do you do if your waiter is actually an idiot and you need to call attention to something he fucked up or so you can order? Just suffer through it then leave a shitty tip?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31085017)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:19 PM
Author: Carnelian irradiated indian lodge foreskin

it;s possible (for non autists) to point out mistakes without being rude.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31085021)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 9:23 PM
Author: fighting razzmatazz theater stage multi-billionaire

Can a high 19 year old hipster waitress tell the difference?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31085062)



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Date: August 1st, 2016 11:53 PM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond

"Hey, excuse me-"

"Oh, I'm sorry."

"Yeah, no problem, can I get..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31086582)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:00 AM
Author: multi-colored citrine house coffee pot

Yes. And the OP isn't about a waiter who made a mistake. It's about an autist who is very likely Asian who doesn't know the first thing about social interaction.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:57 PM
Author: Aromatic trailer park boistinker

(Asian)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094670)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:05 AM
Author: Sinister Hall Pervert



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094716)



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Date: August 2nd, 2016 11:58 PM
Author: stirring toilet seat

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094678)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:11 AM
Author: buff mother

I got sore from how hard this thread made me laugh

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094767)



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Date: August 3rd, 2016 12:21 AM
Author: Aphrodisiac volcanic crater place of business

I hope this is flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31094831)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:24 PM
Author: Unholy Really Tough Guy Dog Poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31106813)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:26 PM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond

cr bump

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31106824)



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Date: August 4th, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: trip smoky temple

BEEP BEEP BEEP

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31106875)



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Date: August 20th, 2016 10:19 PM
Author: Copper Fear-inspiring Coldplay Fan



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31232267)



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Date: September 3rd, 2016 7:54 PM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31330301)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:24 AM
Author: mint home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31894739)



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Date: November 13th, 2016 1:30 AM
Author: Outnumbered jap

ty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#31894760)



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Date: December 12th, 2016 8:10 PM
Author: excitant kink-friendly address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32123956)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 6:50 PM
Author: Adventurous Topaz Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32150541)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:50 PM
Author: anal rebellious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32151487)



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Date: December 15th, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32151532)



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Date: January 9th, 2017 5:14 PM
Author: excitant kink-friendly address



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32336153)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:33 PM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32540690)



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Date: February 3rd, 2017 10:37 PM
Author: Adventurous Topaz Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32540711)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:32 PM
Author: exhilarant generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32611546)



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Date: February 13th, 2017 12:34 PM
Author: lascivious cuckoldry church building

EXCUSE ME

yeah?

I RIKE A SUCK YOUR DILLLK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32611562)



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Date: February 28th, 2017 1:58 PM
Author: Adventurous Topaz Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32719752)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: boyish headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32806197)



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Date: March 11th, 2017 5:09 PM
Author: galvanic location twinkling uncleanness

this thread makes more sense once i realized the op was harrison

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32806202)



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Date: December 30th, 2019 6:57 AM
Author: Sienna dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#39348255)



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Date: April 1st, 2017 6:26 PM
Author: Curious Lettuce

Date: October 12th, 2014 9:10 PM

Author: boot to the head (harrison)

he gets butthurt easily too.

he went for years under the radar

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2231619&forum_id=2#26505329)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32971160)



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Date: April 2nd, 2017 2:44 PM
Author: Curious Lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#32975884)



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Date: April 27th, 2017 10:10 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone overrated faggotry



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#33180883)



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Date: May 31st, 2017 4:47 PM
Author: onyx ticket booth old irish cottage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#33439438)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 12:27 AM
Author: Adventurous Topaz Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#33452265)



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Date: June 2nd, 2017 11:23 AM
Author: Exciting shaky karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#33454604)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:14 AM
Author: Chrome thriller theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#33822268)



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Date: July 21st, 2017 5:27 AM
Author: erotic candlestick maker

what a thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#33822278)



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Date: September 18th, 2017 12:37 PM
Author: Pearl Provocative Sanctuary Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#34235757)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 6:36 AM
Author: Hilarious mildly autistic tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#34880854)



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Date: December 10th, 2017 10:24 PM
Author: erotic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#34886987)



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Date: December 25th, 2017 11:04 PM
Author: erotic candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#35007389)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 12:37 PM
Author: deep area



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#35893896)



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Date: April 22nd, 2018 11:51 PM
Author: Pearl Provocative Sanctuary Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#35897859)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:48 AM
Author: Iridescent self-centered keepsake machete

lol faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#36216613)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:49 AM
Author: autistic bisexual kitchen fortuitous meteor

this was flame dumbass. i was at home when this "happened".

jmaw is real.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#36216615)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:42 PM
Author: zippy genital piercing faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#36219837)



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Date: June 10th, 2018 7:44 PM
Author: Infuriating orchid halford wagecucks

tbf he probably couldn't tell if you were blinking, open-eyed, or had your eyes closed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#36219846)



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Date: December 28th, 2018 6:30 PM
Author: Glittery Buck-toothed Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#37488414)



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Date: May 6th, 2019 4:13 PM
Author: Sienna dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#38195472)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Sienna dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#38198031)



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Date: May 7th, 2019 1:04 AM
Author: Chrome thriller theater

Great thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#38198032)



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Date: May 18th, 2019 2:32 PM
Author: boyish headpube



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#38253374)



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Date: August 21st, 2019 12:14 PM
Author: Concupiscible Nofapping Stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#38720058)



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Date: February 25th, 2020 12:36 AM
Author: Histrionic carmine cruise ship trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#39647879)



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Date: April 14th, 2020 7:51 PM
Author: razzle high-end stage

kids growing up and coming of age during lockdown won't know how 180 this is

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#40015386)



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Date: June 3rd, 2020 5:29 AM
Author: Sienna dilemma

reminder: some notable poasters used to pretend to like op's shit.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#40335685)



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Date: October 12th, 2021 12:29 AM
Author: Bull headed vivacious blood rage

keep talking shit about harrison faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#43258812)



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Date: February 18th, 2021 1:37 AM
Author: hot dashing crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#41965899)



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Date: April 29th, 2021 6:28 PM
Author: Adventurous Topaz Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#42372881)



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Date: October 11th, 2021 11:22 PM
Author: Adventurous Topaz Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#43258601)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: hot dashing crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#43704165)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:30 AM
Author: disgusting property

This is a GOAT thread, somehow it’s still underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#43704758)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:36 PM
Author: free-loading violent heaven regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#46566340)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:31 AM
Author: Brass spectacular nowag



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#43704764)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:32 AM
Author: Motley violent trust fund



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#43704779)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: anal rebellious garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#43704795)



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Date: December 31st, 2021 11:34 AM
Author: Exciting shaky karate

I still never figured out whether the "crab sandwich" was a weird way of saying a crab cake sandwich or a crab roll, like a lobster roll, or actually some weird Asian thing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#43704799)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:19 AM
Author: duck-like idiot

It’s a cheeseburger with 2 crabs in place of the bun

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#44417971)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:31 AM
Author: hot dashing crackhouse toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#44378153)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:32 AM
Author: Jade university masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#44378163)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:35 AM
Author: Adventurous Topaz Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#44378176)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:43 AM
Author: Jade university masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#44378200)



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Date: April 21st, 2022 10:54 AM
Author: trip smoky temple

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

(detector continuously beeping for years)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#44378229)



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Date: April 28th, 2022 7:45 AM
Author: Metal charcoal ceo native

It is the year 1,000,000. Humans are long dead, the ice caps totally melted and the world completely covered in water. Nearly all evidence of human civilization has been completely erased. Nearly all...

Far, far under the surface, at the bottom of an enormous chasm miles deep, a faint signal sounds. "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... "beeeeep"... Fortuitously stored inside an impenetrable casing of titanium diboride with an epoxy emery coating, an autism detector from the before times has resisted the ocean's erosive forces. It should have shut down eons ago, but somehow, in defiance of traditional understandings of physics, it continues to be powered, however faintly, by an autism so profound it literally altered spacetime itself, causing ambient electrons to be drawn into its battery cells for eternity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#44418014)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:44 AM
Author: Heady Gay Double Fault

LOOOOOOOL

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#45680684)



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:45 PM
Author: canary talented death wish



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#44730960)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:39 AM
Author: Crusty contagious legend



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#45680666)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:42 AM
Author: Heady Gay Double Fault

hey dork, let's go

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#45680676)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:48 AM
Author: Crusty contagious legend

Ok

*BANG*

*BIFF*

*KAPOW!*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#45680689)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:58 AM
Author: Heady Gay Double Fault

hehe tho credited rethponthe hehe: https://tinychat.com/room/james102387



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#45680694)



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Date: December 23rd, 2022 5:43 AM
Author: Heady Gay Double Fault

honestly, i'd say i won this thread LMFAO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#45680680)



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Date: July 19th, 2023 3:34 PM
Author: Glittery Buck-toothed Telephone



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#46566325)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: confused dysfunction



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#46799416)



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Date: September 14th, 2023 11:31 PM
Author: Adventurous Topaz Ape



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#46799418)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:34 PM
Author: Arrogant unhinged codepig



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#46958530)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 7:40 PM
Author: mischievous space queen of the night

embarrassing thread for OP jfc

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#46958556)



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Date: October 19th, 2023 8:01 PM
Author: turquoise racy pozpig gaping

"I always liked to read and to write."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#46958648)



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Date: October 12th, 2024 6:11 PM
Author: dun soul-stirring main people degenerate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#48191108)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 11:48 AM
Author: Histrionic carmine cruise ship trump supporter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#48348597)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:04 PM
Author: Appetizing house-broken knife black woman

This marked the end of harrison’s prolific poasting career in tandem with Julia poasting a chain of his “plz respond” emails. A heavyweight in the Halford/Watchmen era—he was very similar to ricki in poasting style and had a solid clique here that frequently showered him with blank-bumps & 180s. A reminder to us all—make liberal use of the cancel and save as draft features in xo/gmail.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#48348643)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:06 PM
Author: Sickened flushed preventive strike



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#48348651)



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Date: November 17th, 2024 12:08 PM
Author: Supple Walnut Nursing Home Psychic

Bars and ordering drinks at bars are retarded, just pregame, go there and stand around, don’t try and order drinks unless you’re a regular

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#48348661)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 12:51 AM
Author: Pearl Provocative Sanctuary Athletic Conference



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#48638031)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:12 AM
Author: amethyst stage chad

(Doodikof)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#48638049)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:14 AM
Author: comical nighttime organic girlfriend

lol fucking gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#48638051)



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Date: February 9th, 2025 1:15 AM
Author: Slap-happy Senate Cuckold

this was jjc right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#48638053)



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Date: July 6th, 2025 8:53 PM
Author: Histrionic carmine cruise ship trump supporter

harrison tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49077482)



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Date: October 21st, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: hairless maniacal useless brakes



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3307773&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49363699)