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Ohtani is basically baseball Jesus

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outi...
Maize trip electric furnace
  10/17/25
He is lying about his height though
slate dashing scourge upon the earth
  10/17/25
he;s actually 6'4?
Maize trip electric furnace
  10/17/25
Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was...
slate dashing scourge upon the earth
  10/17/25
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  10/18/25
Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore. ...
charismatic pit friendly grandma
  10/17/25
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Maize trip electric furnace
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Purple Coiffed Coldplay Fan
  10/17/25
Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan
well-lubricated french chef ladyboy
  10/18/25
Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the nor...
charismatic pit friendly grandma
  10/18/25
lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look https://x.c...
charismatic pit friendly grandma
  10/17/25
entire stadium knew it immediately
Maize trip electric furnace
  10/17/25
A MAJESTIC BLAST
cruel-hearted church building background story
  10/19/25
He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today
cerebral demanding yarmulke idiot
  10/17/25
Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.
Razzmatazz Half-breed
  10/17/25
now he has a .960 ops, small sample size
Maize trip electric furnace
  10/17/25
Best baseball player ever.
Razzmatazz Half-breed
  10/17/25
And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about al...
emerald vibrant set
  10/17/25
What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family fo...
Razzmatazz Half-breed
  10/17/25
yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read ...
Maize trip electric furnace
  10/17/25
1.2M per year until he retires.
Judgmental Hall Sandwich
  10/18/25
This wretched city does not deserve him
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  10/17/25
3 HRs, best athlete in history
Maize trip electric furnace
  10/17/25
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wine swashbuckling bawdyhouse
  10/17/25
Off 3 different pitchers lol
emerald vibrant set
  10/17/25
10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6
laughsome menage puppy
  10/17/25
He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.
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wine swashbuckling bawdyhouse
  10/17/25
There's still another inning for someone to really do some d...
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  10/17/25
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Purple Coiffed Coldplay Fan
  10/17/25
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  10/18/25
lol
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  10/18/25
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  10/18/25
He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 mo...
Citrine partner fat ankles
  10/17/25
tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo
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  10/17/25
John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio ...
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  10/18/25
:(
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Sooty locus
  10/18/25
He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymor...
dun mood
  10/18/25
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onyx depressive
  10/18/25
I bet you would suck his dick
well-lubricated french chef ladyboy
  10/18/25
Japanese, champ
bright abode people who are hurt
  10/18/25
i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd ho...
Outnumbered mischievous property
  10/18/25
...
Sooty locus
  10/18/25
...
charismatic pit friendly grandma
  10/18/25
no homo at all
Maize trip electric furnace
  10/18/25
The Emperor is pleased
bright abode people who are hurt
  10/18/25
If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than...
charismatic pit friendly grandma
  10/18/25
Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him...
Territorial Sienna Hospital
  10/18/25
stfu ZZZ
exciting twinkling uncleanness tattoo
  10/18/25
is he rly zzz?
poppy diverse casino
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cruel-hearted church building background story
  10/19/25
Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot
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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: Maize trip electric furnace

crazy shit this guy is doing. 2 HRs, scoreless pitching outing, hit that last one clear out of the stadium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357012)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:05 PM
Author: slate dashing scourge upon the earth

He is lying about his height though

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357014)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Maize trip electric furnace

he;s actually 6'4?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357017)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: slate dashing scourge upon the earth

Nah, i’d say he’s closer to 6’1” was in an elevator with him a few weeks ago

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357025)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: laughsome menage puppy



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:21 PM
Author: azure erotic nursing home nowag



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: charismatic pit friendly grandma

Best player ever. There’s not even a debate anymore.

He’s what happens what a descendant of Samurais decides to play baseball

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357016)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:06 PM
Author: Maize trip electric furnace



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Purple Coiffed Coldplay Fan



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:49 PM
Author: well-lubricated french chef ladyboy

Baseball is the most popular sport in Japan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357852)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:12 PM
Author: charismatic pit friendly grandma

Yeah but they’re not all literal samurais from the north

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49358272)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:07 PM
Author: charismatic pit friendly grandma

lmao the pitcher knew it too. Didnt even look

https://x.com/mlb/status/1979366343716802614?s=46

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357020)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:09 PM
Author: Maize trip electric furnace

entire stadium knew it immediately

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357021)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted church building background story

A MAJESTIC BLAST

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49359755)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: cerebral demanding yarmulke idiot

He was batting .140 in this year playoffs before today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357033)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:18 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Half-breed

Ted Williams went .200 in his only World Series.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357038)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Maize trip electric furnace

now he has a .960 ops, small sample size

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357098)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Half-breed

Best baseball player ever.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357036)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: emerald vibrant set

And he carries himself extraordinarily well, guy is about all the right things. You can’t not love him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357049)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:23 PM
Author: Razzmatazz Half-breed

What do you think he is paying his ex translator's family for the dude taking the gambling rap?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357056)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:25 PM
Author: Maize trip electric furnace

yeah man the fbi is covering up for some japanese guy. read the court documents, ohtani had nothing to do with that besides being a victim

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357062)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:21 PM
Author: Judgmental Hall Sandwich

1.2M per year until he retires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49358485)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: deep startling cruise ship mad cow disease

This wretched city does not deserve him

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357058)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:46 PM
Author: Maize trip electric furnace

3 HRs, best athlete in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357096)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:47 PM
Author: wine swashbuckling bawdyhouse



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:48 PM
Author: emerald vibrant set

Off 3 different pitchers lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357105)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:49 PM
Author: laughsome menage puppy

10 K's, 2 h, 0 ER pitching through 6



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357107)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:55 PM
Author: lemon windowlicker theater

He's a strong candidate for Player of the Game.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357116)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:56 PM
Author: Maize trip electric furnace



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:57 PM
Author: wine swashbuckling bawdyhouse



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Date: October 17th, 2025 10:58 PM
Author: laughsome menage puppy

There's still another inning for someone to really do some damage

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357120)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:15 PM
Author: Purple Coiffed Coldplay Fan



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:27 PM
Author: out-of-control station internal respiration



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:34 PM
Author: racy hell associate

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49358508)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Unhinged Aphrodisiac Wrinkle Plaza



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:28 PM
Author: Citrine partner fat ankles

He’s alright but I’m pretty sure that given 6 months to train full time, the average pumo could do that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357146)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Maize trip electric furnace

tbf ohtani is pretty obviously a very active quotemo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357148)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:32 PM
Author: Citrine partner fat ankles

John Rocker has quotemo energy, Ohtani is more of an Emilio type figure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357159)



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:36 PM
Author: Maize trip electric furnace



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:22 PM
Author: azure erotic nursing home nowag



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Date: October 17th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Burgundy bearded telephone lodge

:(

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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:19 AM
Author: Sooty locus



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Date: October 18th, 2025 2:26 AM
Author: dun mood

He’s the baseball GOAT, you cant even debate it anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357308)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:41 PM
Author: onyx depressive



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Date: October 18th, 2025 12:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated french chef ladyboy

I bet you would suck his dick

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49357844)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: bright abode people who are hurt

Japanese, champ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49358276)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Outnumbered mischievous property

i watched mlb reels for first time in 5 years and his 2nd homer where he hit it out of dodger stadium, that just made me want to suck his bruce lee cock, put some soy saue on it and wasabi and just sucky sucky until there's a hiroshima explosion (no homo)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49358277)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 7:30 PM
Author: Sooty locus



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:31 PM
Author: charismatic pit friendly grandma



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:03 PM
Author: Maize trip electric furnace

no homo at all

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49358781)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: bright abode people who are hurt

The Emperor is pleased

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49358280)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 8:13 PM
Author: charismatic pit friendly grandma

If Japs all looked like this they’d dominate more than Dominicans

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/86/dd/b2/86ddb217d3182aebe7bad56ae8f32646.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Fshohei-ohtani-looking-jacked-v0-lyhym99oqzla1.jpg%3Fauto%3Dwebp%26s%3Da63c419f2b19bcc4c8d14fc24fa74d1438cfa791

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FsOfgFxaAAA9K76.jpg

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49358556)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 9:07 PM
Author: Territorial Sienna Hospital

Babe Ruth has pitched more than twice as many innings as him. He is 31 and in 297th place in career war.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49358661)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:24 PM
Author: exciting twinkling uncleanness tattoo

stfu ZZZ

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49358814)



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:30 PM
Author: poppy diverse casino

is he rly zzz?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49358820)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: cruel-hearted church building background story



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Date: October 18th, 2025 10:38 PM
Author: Citrine partner fat ankles

Ohtani put in years for the FIGHTERS you obese faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5787374&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310905#49358831)



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Date: October 19th, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: Maize trip electric furnace



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