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talented theatre karate
  12/15/25
Pinning the Weasel 2.0 but realistically she gets poached...
adulterous federal juggernaut
  12/15/25
What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did...
talented theatre karate
  12/15/25
she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legit...
adulterous federal juggernaut
  12/15/25
both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism from all of her...
talented theatre karate
  12/15/25
"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students ...
adulterous federal juggernaut
  12/15/25
yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time hth
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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:29 AM
Author: talented theatre karate



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:33 AM
Author: adulterous federal juggernaut

Pinning the Weasel 2.0

but realistically she gets poached by a new but semi-established crypto firm (e.g. Polymarket) so the company gets a temporary attention boost. She gets paid as an "advisor" but doesn't do any real work and enjoys a more stable life

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:37 AM
Author: talented theatre karate

What skill does she even have from what I could tell she did nothing besides fraud drugs and dick

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:40 AM
Author: adulterous federal juggernaut

she's a Stanford grad and former Jane Street trader so legitimately smart

but that's really not relevant right now. my prediction is that she coasts off of being a minor crypto celebrity and doesn't do any meaningful work from here on out. She will probably be vaguely focused on "effective altruism" again

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:45 AM
Author: talented theatre karate

both easily chalked up to jewish nepotism

from all of her leaked emails she seems 90iq

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:47 AM
Author: adulterous federal juggernaut

"While at Stanford, she scored in the top 500 students in the 2013, 2014, and 2015 Putnam Competitions.[27][28][29]"

are you saying she cheated on these or...

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:54 AM
Author: talented theatre karate

yes jews and gooks cheat on this shit all of the time

hth

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:22 PM
Author: dashing magical nursing home ratface



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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:16 PM
Author: talking insecure menage



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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Green deep parlour

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Date: December 15th, 2025 3:44 AM
Author: Maroon ceo sanctuary

Unnnnngh

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Date: December 15th, 2025 4:52 AM
Author: Bull headed painfully honest field fat ankles

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:06 AM
Author: talented theatre karate

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: Gaped comical gay wizard

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Date: December 15th, 2025 5:11 AM
Author: 180 fanboi athletic conference

Phenotypic Horror Show! The daily edition

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Date: December 15th, 2025 2:24 PM
Author: cobalt ticket booth

Team up with Elizabeth Holmes

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:15 PM
Author: talented theatre karate



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Date: December 20th, 2025 11:29 PM
Author: Gaped comical gay wizard

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Date: December 21st, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: 180 fanboi athletic conference

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:26 PM
Author: Passionate bonkers antidepressant drug

Imagine the smell.

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Date: December 20th, 2025 10:43 PM
Author: orange razzmatazz space

Only fans obviously

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