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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
avocado adventurous coldplay fan
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
black spectacular school cafeteria toaster
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Startling Jet-lagged Corn Cake
  12/12/25
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Odious deep sneaky criminal
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
irradiated range death wish
  12/12/25
easy
comical red university
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Odious deep sneaky criminal
  12/12/25
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galvanic set
  12/12/25
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  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
Charismatic lay
  12/12/25
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  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
claret stimulating alpha regret
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
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  12/12/25
...
black spectacular school cafeteria toaster
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
avocado adventurous coldplay fan
  12/12/25
...
lascivious zippy multi-billionaire resort
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
learning disabled stain jewess
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
obsidian hominid
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
Charismatic lay
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
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  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
gay theater
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
Charismatic lay
  12/12/25
tp.
sooty center haunted graveyard
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
electric ticket booth turdskin
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
gay theater
  12/12/25
who is that
electric ticket booth turdskin
  12/12/25
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galvanic set
  12/12/25
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galvanic set
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
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  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
alcoholic talented gay wizard
  12/12/25
cr
Odious deep sneaky criminal
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
irradiated range death wish
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Hateful maniacal reading party location
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Startling Jet-lagged Corn Cake
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Hateful maniacal reading party location
  12/12/25
...
Odious deep sneaky criminal
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
buff voyeur stage
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Vigorous apoplectic headpube pervert
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
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  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: avocado adventurous coldplay fan

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: black spectacular school cafeteria toaster

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Startling Jet-lagged Corn Cake

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Odious deep sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: irradiated range death wish

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: comical red university

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Odious deep sneaky criminal

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: galvanic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: boyish spruce trailer park toilet seat



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Charismatic lay

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: mind-boggling outnumbered church building stock car



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: claret stimulating alpha regret

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Frozen impressive orchestra pit legal warrant

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: black spectacular school cafeteria toaster



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: avocado adventurous coldplay fan

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: lascivious zippy multi-billionaire resort



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: learning disabled stain jewess

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: obsidian hominid

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: Charismatic lay

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: sooty center haunted graveyard

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: gay theater

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: Charismatic lay

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: sooty center haunted graveyard

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: electric ticket booth turdskin

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: gay theater

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: electric ticket booth turdskin

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: galvanic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: galvanic set



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: high-end station

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: alcoholic talented gay wizard

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Odious deep sneaky criminal

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: irradiated range death wish

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Hateful maniacal reading party location

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Startling Jet-lagged Corn Cake

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Hateful maniacal reading party location

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Odious deep sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: buff voyeur stage

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Vigorous apoplectic headpube pervert

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: charcoal business firm

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49506164)