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It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.
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shocker!
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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: fighting claret lettuce

I was thinking during my last tattoo session that I really don't want to be in the sushi business anymore, so I dropped some Molly and brainstormed about to get out of it.

I'm going to get chandler to dress like a the head chef (hat and all) have him to turn on all the gas stoves before leaving. Plan is to leave a lit candle in the attic before I leave town for Vegas to attend some CLE. When the gas pops, I should get more than my money back with the insurance payouts.

You see, it's ideas and actions like this why I have so much money. Other people look at buying $2 lottery ticket as the way to riches. But I see a candle, some gas, an albi (and a Mongolian fall guy) as the real opportunity. That's why I have the highest cash flow on XO

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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:12 AM
Author: sooty marvelous state



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:16 AM
Author: embarrassed to the bone contagious theater stage tattoo



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:17 AM
Author: fear-inspiring brindle organic girlfriend



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:27 AM
Author: Brass hairraiser legal warrant



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Date: August 12th, 2023 11:29 AM
Author: Rough-skinned duck-like pervert



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Date: August 12th, 2023 12:08 PM
Author: Soul-stirring translucent goyim



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: fighting claret lettuce



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:05 PM
Author: Razzle brethren ape

Wow...

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:07 PM
Author: Dashing aqua cruise ship

Arson investigations are flame, they consider it suspicious if you have no alibi (because maybe you set it yourself) and also suspicious if you do have an alibi (because maybe you hired someone to do it and then made sure you had an alibi). Your best bet is to have an intermediate level of alibi that can eventually be verified but only with immense difficulty. Good luck brother.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:09 PM
Author: Bonkers olive public bath karate

In NY, we call this form of insurance fraud "Jewish Lighting" because, no flame, it's a cultural reality that every Jewish real estate investor and small business owner (where relevant) does it one time in their career. And I mean exactly one time. Not zero and not 2+.

They even have a saying. I forget how it goes exactly. But it's something like the following in Yiddish:

"You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once."

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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:11 PM
Author: Aromatic kink-friendly marketing idea center

It's almost like a bar mitzvah for them.

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:24 PM
Author: Brilliant Exhilarant Black Woman



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:56 PM
Author: talking patrolman friendly grandma

shocker!

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Date: August 15th, 2023 2:03 PM
Author: Domesticated roommate parlor

>You're an idiot if you never commit insurance fraud, and you're an idiot if you do it more than once

bro didn't count on this forum being packed to the gills with weebs who know this quote about mt fuji

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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:26 PM
Author: house-broken potus



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: pink spectacular pocket flask newt

That's the difference.

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Date: August 12th, 2023 6:18 PM
Author: fighting claret lettuce

👀

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Date: December 2nd, 2025 7:57 PM
Author: flushed trip market



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:13 PM
Author: demanding meetinghouse scourge upon the earth



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Date: August 12th, 2023 5:15 PM
Author: disrespectful mustard dilemma immigrant



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Date: August 13th, 2023 6:33 PM
Author: fighting claret lettuce



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Date: August 15th, 2023 1:52 PM
Author: fighting claret lettuce



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Date: August 17th, 2023 7:54 PM
Author: fighting claret lettuce



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Date: October 8th, 2023 8:10 AM
Author: fighting claret lettuce



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Date: July 6th, 2024 10:52 PM
Author: fighting claret lettuce



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Date: July 7th, 2024 8:22 PM
Author: fighting claret lettuce



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Date: July 12th, 2024 7:45 PM
Author: fighting claret lettuce



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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:37 PM
Author: fighting claret lettuce

Wow, he actually did it

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: Titillating lake resort sneaky criminal

burn baby burn

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Date: January 8th, 2025 5:47 PM
Author: lavender striped hyena international law enforcement agency



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