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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Yellow razzle-dazzle school cafeteria
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
Disturbing Well-lubricated Dilemma
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
scarlet garrison ceo
  12/12/25
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Haunting startling internal respiration
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
Fighting nubile rehab
  12/12/25
easy
aqua geriatric ratface athletic conference
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Haunting startling internal respiration
  12/12/25
...
Adventurous twinkling uncleanness haunted graveyard
  12/12/25
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Pearly Lodge
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
effete love of her life
  12/12/25
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Razzmatazz gold school french chef
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
marvelous ultramarine piazza
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Grizzly Fiercely-loyal Knife
  12/12/25
...
Disturbing Well-lubricated Dilemma
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Yellow razzle-dazzle school cafeteria
  12/12/25
...
beady-eyed irate public bath blood rage
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
House-broken very tactful idea he suggested
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
Copper Theater Stage
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
effete love of her life
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Cocky Lay
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
lemon church building foreskin
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
effete love of her life
  12/12/25
tp.
Cocky Lay
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
wonderful theatre hissy fit
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
lemon church building foreskin
  12/12/25
who is that
wonderful theatre hissy fit
  12/12/25
...
Adventurous twinkling uncleanness haunted graveyard
  12/12/25
...
Adventurous twinkling uncleanness haunted graveyard
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
exciting mewling resort
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
stimulating dun weed whacker
  12/12/25
cr
Haunting startling internal respiration
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
Fighting nubile rehab
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
orange mood
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
scarlet garrison ceo
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
orange mood
  12/12/25
...
Haunting startling internal respiration
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
Vivacious domesticated gunner
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
appetizing thirsty cruise ship
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
Hairraiser hyperventilating people who are hurt abode
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Yellow razzle-dazzle school cafeteria

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: Disturbing Well-lubricated Dilemma

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: scarlet garrison ceo

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Haunting startling internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Fighting nubile rehab

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: aqua geriatric ratface athletic conference

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Haunting startling internal respiration

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Adventurous twinkling uncleanness haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Pearly Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: effete love of her life

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Razzmatazz gold school french chef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: marvelous ultramarine piazza

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Grizzly Fiercely-loyal Knife

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Disturbing Well-lubricated Dilemma



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Yellow razzle-dazzle school cafeteria

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: beady-eyed irate public bath blood rage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: House-broken very tactful idea he suggested

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: Copper Theater Stage

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: effete love of her life

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Cocky Lay

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: lemon church building foreskin

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: effete love of her life

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Cocky Lay

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: wonderful theatre hissy fit

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: lemon church building foreskin

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: wonderful theatre hissy fit

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Adventurous twinkling uncleanness haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Adventurous twinkling uncleanness haunted graveyard



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: exciting mewling resort

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: stimulating dun weed whacker

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Haunting startling internal respiration

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: Fighting nubile rehab

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: orange mood

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: scarlet garrison ceo

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: orange mood

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Haunting startling internal respiration



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Vivacious domesticated gunner

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: appetizing thirsty cruise ship

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: Hairraiser hyperventilating people who are hurt abode

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49506164)