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ITT: Posters take the Alcohol Use Disorders ID Test that libs want Kash to take

https://auditscreen.org/ I got a 6.
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/13/26
literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for som...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  05/13/26
it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere f...
Juan Eighty
  05/13/26
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Massive Penile Appendage
  05/13/26
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niggerstomper59
  05/13/26
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6'2" and sturdy
  05/14/26
20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating ...
maga penis
  05/13/26
(functional alcoholic in denial)
Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband
  05/13/26
(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for so...
maga penis
  05/13/26
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Massive Penile Appendage
  05/13/26
I got a 4
Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle
  05/13/26
This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be consi...
i gave my cousin head
  05/13/26
i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2
busy beaver
  05/13/26
These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no ...
Massive Penile Appendage
  05/13/26
(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)
Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  05/14/26
I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting. IMO, based ...
POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME
  05/13/26
I got an 18 lol
Nippon Professional Baseball
  05/13/26
10. Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning ...
Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions
  05/14/26
I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week t...
xXxPARSIGOD420xXx
  05/14/26


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Date: May 13th, 2026 7:49 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

https://auditscreen.org/

I got a 6.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884350)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:20 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


literally retarded quiz. 1st question doesnt account for someone who drinks 1-2x a week.

1. How often do you have a drink containing alcohol?

Never

Monthly or less

2-4 times a month

2-3 times a week

4 or more times a week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884589)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:01 PM
Author: Juan Eighty

it says I got a "HIGH SCORE" but there's nowhere for me to enter my initials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884379)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:33 PM
Author: ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,




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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884570)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:34 PM
Author: niggerstomper59 (βœ…πŸ‘)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884671)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:26 AM
Author: 6'2" and sturdy



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:14 PM
Author: maga penis

20 entering high quantity and never for anything indicating lifestyle impairment. This test is bullshit and probably run by grifters wanting everyone to smoke pot instead.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884421)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:08 PM
Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois)

(functional alcoholic in denial)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884522)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 9:53 PM
Author: maga penis

(shitlawyer representing a pot dispensary suing a bar for some bullshit reason)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884548)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:08 PM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884572)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:16 PM
Author: Taylor Swift is not a hobby she is a lifestyle (πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ πŸ‡΅πŸ‡±)

I got a 4

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884428)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 8:36 PM
Author: i gave my cousin head

This test was actually gay as fuck and really can't be considered a test at all

LOW SCORE

Your score is 1 and places you in the low risk category for alcohol problems.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884460)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:02 PM
Author: busy beaver

i'm a teetotaler so i couldn't answer q2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884562)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:11 PM
Author: Massive Penile Appendage (No Future)

These things are always ridiculous flame because there's no incentive for them not to push a "you should seek help" narrative for any score

There's no fundamental difference between this and a Dianetics "stress test"



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884580)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:34 AM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions

(Retard in denial of Thetans destroying his life)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49885150)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 10:13 PM
Author: POPE LEO IS WEAK ON CRIME

I’m literally sitting in an AA meeting.

IMO, based on public reports, Hegseth is 100 percent alcoholic. Kash is likely an alcoholic and will get there - he’s going to end up leaning hard into AA when the time comes.

But the only person who can decide is themselves.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884581)



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Date: May 13th, 2026 11:05 PM
Author: Nippon Professional Baseball

I got an 18 lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49884648)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 10:32 AM
Author: Bow tie niggas always have very strong opinions

10.

Test is really biased in favor of highly functioning alcoholics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49885145)



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Date: May 14th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: xXxPARSIGOD420xXx (🧐)

I got an 8 and I've been having 4-5 drinks 4-5 days a week the past month which is way too much poison for our age. You guys are just alcoholics

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5866436&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906",#49885250)