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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Yapping fanboi range

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42882683)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: motley affirmative action

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Hideous parlor



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Bateful location personal credit line

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Smoky concupiscible theater stage

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: motley affirmative action

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: fishy center

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: motley affirmative action

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Cobalt bawdyhouse



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: motley affirmative action

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: motley affirmative action

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: fishy center



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: motley affirmative action

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: Cerebral stain heaven



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: razzle-dazzle gay gunner



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Cyan circlehead gaping

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: motley affirmative action

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Cyan circlehead gaping

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: motley affirmative action

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: spectacular well-lubricated legend immigrant



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: honey-headed french garrison jewess



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: Chest-beating lilac sanctuary

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: motley affirmative action

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: Elite Khaki Office Chad

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: motley affirmative action

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Sticky rough-skinned rehab pistol

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: motley affirmative action

;-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42969808)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: ebony milk old irish cottage

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: Elite Khaki Office Chad

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: sienna aphrodisiac newt

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: motley affirmative action

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: motley affirmative action

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Hideous parlor



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: green feces station

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43288116)



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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: motley affirmative action

😂😂😂

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43299359)



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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43324612)



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43514420)



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: sienna aphrodisiac newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: sienna aphrodisiac newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: wonderful halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Sooty Chapel

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: motley affirmative action

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Sooty Chapel

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: motley affirmative action

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Sooty Chapel



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: motley affirmative action

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Sooty Chapel

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: motley affirmative action

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: apoplectic embarrassed to the bone stage wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: motley affirmative action

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49657164)



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Date: February 11th, 2026 11:29 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49664938)



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Date: February 12th, 2026 5:24 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49666650)



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Date: February 25th, 2026 3:50 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49694871)



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Date: February 28th, 2026 12:30 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49702519)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:14 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49706781)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: Cyan circlehead gaping



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49706795)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:19 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49706796)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:28 PM
Author: crawly pearl step-uncle's house jap

a girl called long-distance from hawaii while on vacation for spring break with her family and left me a message. i can still hear the nervousness in her voice. now i delete voicemails without even listening to them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49706824)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:30 PM
Author: motley affirmative action

http://www.xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5647441&mc=6&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49706828)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:47 PM
Author: crawly pearl step-uncle's house jap

i initially read that as G.C. Charlatan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49706889)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 10:16 PM
Author: motley affirmative action

Bob Vylan and GC Charlatan meeting in Interstellar bookshelf realm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49706974)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: crawly pearl step-uncle's house jap

🌌📚⏳️

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49720536)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: motley affirmative action

🤔🧐😋

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49720611)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:44 PM
Author: Purple temple scourge upon the earth

How do you say I miss you to an answering machine?

How do you say good night to an answering machine?

How do you say I'm lonely to an answering machine?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49706880)



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Date: March 1st, 2026 9:46 PM
Author: motley affirmative action

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49706886)



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Date: March 5th, 2026 4:39 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49718753)



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Date: March 6th, 2026 12:56 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49720164)



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Date: March 11th, 2026 12:18 AM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49733811)



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Date: March 14th, 2026 5:30 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49743659)



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Date: March 23rd, 2026 5:59 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49763415)



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Date: March 28th, 2026 1:23 PM
Author: motley affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49776406)