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got beaten to it :(
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Essentially demigods
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it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at gol...
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what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so pre...
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  01/31/16
GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quanti...
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go fuck yourself JJC
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JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of...
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Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up maki...
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  01/31/16
if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figure...
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  01/31/16
No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that ...
spectacular factory reset button
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no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cycli...
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Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at...
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they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people...
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They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but ho...
spectacular factory reset button
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sure, but that's certainly not the norm.
Twisted hairy legs heaven
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Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.
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Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to ge...
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what are hours/culture like in this group?
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how can i invest in this?
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Multi-colored ocher selfie multi-billionaire

How prestigious? What do they do?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722187)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:45 AM
Author: Slate Organic Girlfriend Market

I think the poasters below may have mislead you. It's just event based investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#32710376)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Stimulating cumskin stage

DevGru shit

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:11 PM
Author: well-lubricated cerebral cuckold stage



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: cheese-eating gaping



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Iridescent up-to-no-good library affirmative action



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:41 PM
Author: Mauve old irish cottage



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:45 PM
Author: brindle mildly autistic stain



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:25 AM
Author: Orange garrison



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:15 PM
Author: Curious magenta church milk



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Son Of Senegal Orchestra Pit



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:31 PM
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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Vigorous Associate University

work on behalf of Israeli gov to undermine the US

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: shimmering haunting meetinghouse



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:32 AM
Author: Poppy Talented Mediation



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:24 AM
Author: sick range



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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:19 PM
Author: razzmatazz double fault



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:52 PM
Author: Violet pozpig stag film

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Violet pozpig stag film

got beaten to it :(

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:53 PM
Author: Black Anal Trump Supporter Piazza

Essentially demigods

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Twisted hairy legs heaven

it's easily one of the 2 or 3 most prestigious groups at goldman sachs. it's in the securities division under the Fixed Income, Currencies, Commodities group. they invest across the entire capital structure, across sectors, industries, and products, and capitalize on "special situations" (i.e., bankruptcies, spin-offs, management change, etc).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722209)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:58 PM
Author: Multi-colored ocher selfie multi-billionaire

what other groups are prestigious? why is this group so prestigious?

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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:00 PM
Author: Twisted hairy legs heaven

GSIP, Private Investment Arena, Private Equity Group, Quantitative Investment Strategies, FIG and TMT banking groups, are also prestigious.

SSG is highly selective and coveted because you get exposure to such a wide swath of investing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722239)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:06 PM
Author: Rusted excitant school cafeteria roommate

go fuck yourself JJC

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:25 PM
Author: Rusted excitant school cafeteria roommate

180

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Date: May 20th, 2022 5:35 PM
Author: milky hall messiness

JJC always "knew" more about the pecking orders of banks and groups etc (not first hand, just from reading WSO 10 hours a day) than actual finance nuts and bolts. Last time I saw him try to analyze a stock, he was bearish on Google saying that everything but the ads business is a waste of money. Ok I'll take that right up the CEO for you, dumbass gook

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#44546001)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: mahogany casino indirect expression

can you even imagine the self-important dorks who must do that for a living

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Date: January 31st, 2016 4:55 PM
Author: Diverse cruise ship



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:28 PM
Author: Drunken blathering codepig alpha



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: Iridescent up-to-no-good library affirmative action



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:59 PM
Author: electric glassy filthpig spot



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:41 AM
Author: appetizing buck-toothed hell



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:48 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle balding church building sandwich



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Date: March 9th, 2017 7:33 AM
Author: Bronze Voyeur



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: Exhilarant Son Of Senegal Orchestra Pit



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:01 PM
Author: spectacular factory reset button

Working in that group pretty much ensures you'll end up making 7 figures a yr within ten years, right?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722249)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:02 PM
Author: Twisted hairy legs heaven

if you make MD in that group, yes, you'll be making 7 figures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722252)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:05 PM
Author: spectacular factory reset button

No, I'm talking about exit options. Like, after having that group on your resume, isn't it almost a given one will eventually end up making 7 figures at some point?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722265)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:13 PM
Author: Twisted hairy legs heaven

no; let's not get carried away here. finance is highly cyclical, volatile, and political. a good name brand will make it easier to get a job at a good firm, but it's not that simple.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722304)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: spectacular factory reset button

Dunno...seems like everyone I know who was in a top group at Goldman or Morgan Stanley is now making high 6 figures (or more) at the age of 33-34 at other firms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722419)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:30 PM
Author: Twisted hairy legs heaven

they tell you their comp? i'm not saying there aren't people like that, but it's easy to overestimate how much nyc finance people are making and more importantly, have saved up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722455)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:35 PM
Author: spectacular factory reset button

They don't tell me their comp (I don't actually ask), but how else would one afford a $2.5+ million brownstone/condo in NYC? Clearly, they must be making serious bank to afford such a home.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722508)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Twisted hairy legs heaven

sure, but that's certainly not the norm.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722533)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:40 PM
Author: Black Anal Trump Supporter Piazza

Love this subthread of you talking to yourself, jjc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722538)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:45 AM
Author: Saffron federal twinkling uncleanness



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Date: February 1st, 2016 3:29 AM
Author: Flirting mental disorder



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:50 PM
Author: aphrodisiac fluffy depressive space

I enjoy jjc talking down how much finance people make because he is an insecure total failure who is now realizing he'll never make real $, so he wants to pretend his peers and those 10+ years younger than him (like 33 year old bros) aren't really making all that much.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29868419)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:07 PM
Author: Rusted excitant school cafeteria roommate



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: Chocolate set fortuitous meteor

There are tons of analyst washouts even from top groups who end up at generic F500 jobs.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722468)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:22 PM
Author: Bonkers lettuce

A Blackhawk helicopter hugs the contours of the Amazon River, its rotor wash rippling the jungle eighty feet below like a wave across the sea.

The Managing Director lifts the Raybans from his brow just enough to make eye contact with the two rows of young bankers sitting across from each other in the steel whale's belly. "You boys ready?"

They all nod, stone faced. It was a silly question. They weren't just ready; they had never been more ready. Years at Harvard, long nights fixing spreadsheets, hours of tweaking LinkedIn. It was finally time.

"Remember: you were born a banker," he shouts over the sound of the rotor and the wind and the jungle. "But you were made a Special Situations Operator."

Their ear pieces come alive. "10 seconds to target!"

"Look alive, time to fuck 'em up!"

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That's what they do.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722372)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:26 PM
Author: well-lubricated cerebral cuckold stage



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:27 PM
Author: startling new version hospital



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722427)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:39 PM
Author: Marvelous outnumbered locale dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722531)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:34 PM
Author: Iridescent up-to-no-good library affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722854)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:31 PM
Author: Vibrant olive regret masturbator

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723284)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:42 PM
Author: deep frozen dingle berry

The young banker, near tears, huddled over his wounded brother. He struggled in vain to drag him into safe hiding in the brush amidst crossfire before the rest of the team pushed onward with their mission. But the wounded soldier grabbed him with his remaining energy and held him in place, fixing his brother's gaze on his own.

“No. Go,” he said. “It’s the nature of the assignment.”

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723351)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:45 PM
Author: Iridescent up-to-no-good library affirmative action

"Is there anything you want me to pass on? Do you have a girlfriend, a spouse, family or close friends?"

*the dying man ponders for a moment* "um, no, just go..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723379)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:57 PM
Author: Bonkers lettuce

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723470)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: well-lubricated cerebral cuckold stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723472)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:58 PM
Author: electric glassy filthpig spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723479)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:56 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone maroon mexican pisswyrm

180^180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29724036)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Stimulating cumskin stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29724050)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:22 AM
Author: Shivering Prole Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#33444095)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:36 AM
Author: Racy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#33444139)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:35 PM
Author: Citrine fragrant shrine volcanic crater

Can't believe I've never seen this thread. The best part of xo is that no matter how long you have been here, there are still tons of 180 poasts waiting to be uncovered.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#47909171)



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Date: July 30th, 2024 1:36 PM
Author: Curious magenta church milk



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#47909175)



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Date: February 9th, 2026 12:40 PM
Author: Bonkers lettuce



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49658234)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:46 PM
Author: well-lubricated cerebral cuckold stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723383)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:41 AM
Author: Flesh vivacious puppy

Lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29726741)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 7:43 PM
Author: Comical Home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723365)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:57 PM
Author: Useless Theatre Yarmulke

pitch perfect Vince Flynn novel

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29724048)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:46 AM
Author: Saffron federal twinkling uncleanness



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29726280)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:36 PM
Author: Mauve old irish cottage

i suddenly want to watch zero dark thirty why

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29762302)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:51 PM
Author: Primrose institution boistinker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29868425)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:35 PM
Author: Hyperventilating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#30121378)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: Adventurous abode ratface

omg 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#32234968)



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:47 PM
Author: garnet rigpig foreskin



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#32234970)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:29 AM
Author: Orange garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#32710313)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: honey-headed chapel legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#32710700)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:50 AM
Author: aqua thriller state



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#32710707)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:37 AM
Author: Racy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#33444141)



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: irradiated therapy bawdyhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#35495090)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:31 PM
Author: fighting soggy theater stage

basically: Soros is Red Skull, they're Cap

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722467)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 5:32 PM
Author: Hateful background story nibblets

Prestigious as fuck. Need to be a serious finance geek to get it as special situatio investing encompasses a lot. Hours are supposed to be awful.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722484)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:33 PM
Author: Multi-colored ocher selfie multi-billionaire

what are hours/culture like in this group?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722847)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:43 PM
Author: Iridescent up-to-no-good library affirmative action

Horrible. In addition to all the regular banking skills, the grueling physical exercise regiments, weapons training, and even genetic/cybernetic augmentation required means that you have to be willing to "give yourself fully to Goldman."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722934)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:45 PM
Author: well-lubricated cerebral cuckold stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722947)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 4:01 AM
Author: obsidian provocative liquid oxygen sanctuary

rumor has it that they don't even own their own cyberbrains. it's GS property

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29726354)



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:48 PM
Author: well-lubricated cerebral cuckold stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29868405)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:27 AM
Author: Orange garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#32710302)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Shivering Prole Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#33444098)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:49 PM
Author: misanthropic national

was this group responsible for the aluminum thing a few years back? IIRC they found some loophole in the law to control the supply of aluminum by just shipping it back and forth from warehouse to warehouse instead of making it available on the open market, thereby causing the price to skyrocket. they made hundreds of millions doing this.

edit: here are the links...

http://www.businessinsider.com/goldmans-alleged-aluminum-scam-2013-7

http://www.forbes.com/sites/robertlenzner/2013/07/25/goldman-sachs-makes-255-million-storing-3-of-global-aluminum-production/#16e8c4c0143e

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29722992)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:59 PM
Author: Chartreuse crackhouse international law enforcement agency

LOL @ these guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29724062)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 9:43 AM
Author: misanthropic national

?

i kinda admire that they were able to think up something like this. obvs they're not adding any value to society by doing this but anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29726745)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 10:02 AM
Author: Chartreuse crackhouse international law enforcement agency

I can see what your saying about how you have to respect someone creative enough to rob like this, but this is the same as those drug price hikers - it's slimy and manipulative and it's only legal cause it's so out of left field that there is no specific law to it. Manipulating the supply chain of a critical industrial component to artificially create an inefficiency and then exploiting that inefficiency is absolutely ridiculous - in many other arenas that kind of behavior is banned outright.

Obviously I am all for making money, but behavior like this is insanely parisitic. You really have to do a lot of mental gymnastics to convince yourself that this is even close to being acceptable, just like the dudes who buy the drug companies and jack the prices up 1000% - they don't even do a middle ground rent seek by improving the product slightly and making it up 2-3x, they nakedly go for the biggest hike which gives off the impression that they expect the behavior to be clamped down upon so they gotta rob as much as possible

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29726802)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 4:05 PM
Author: Motley community account electric furnace

"anyone criticizing them is really just mad they werent smart enough to think of it"

That's ludicrous

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#30121578)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:56 PM
Author: ivory native wrinkle

jewish as FUARK

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29762430)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:54 PM
Author: odious ebony base

As with any presgitious group at an ibank, it used to be significantly more prestigious 5-7 years ago. Now that banks can't have prop desks any more, their ability to capitalize on these kinds of opportunities is much less than before. There are still some things they can do, just less.

tl;dr still a prestigious group but much less so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723018)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:01 PM
Author: Twisted hairy legs heaven

this is true. SSG's reach is not as extensive as it used to be, due to capital constraints and regulations. the one knock on it is that they tend to focus on small illiquid investments.

also forgot to mention that GSIP, goldman's internal long-short equity hedge fund, is extremely prestigious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723503)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:03 PM
Author: odious ebony base

it is literally illegal to have "internal hedge funds" anymore, so i'm pretty sure this is not prestigious anymore either.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723512)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:08 PM
Author: Twisted hairy legs heaven

by "internal" i mean that GSIP is a part of goldman sachs, not that it invests with proprietary capital. GSIP stricly invests with client money.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723543)



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Date: February 1st, 2016 2:34 AM
Author: Swashbuckling Fishy Candlestick Maker Doctorate

how can i invest in this?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29726259)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:39 PM
Author: frum property pistol

Lol, buddy. The focus is on squeezing fees out of the clients, not generating massive returns.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#30121392)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 6:59 PM
Author: sticky arrogant tanning salon incel

SSG is preftigious as fuck. In the past they have had dictators as clients and they help the dictators plan for hiding their money away and escapes and shit just in case the shit hits the fan.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723052)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:00 PM
Author: Burgundy bisexual queen of the night

Sounds like a fucking TV show

Goldman Sachs: Special Situations Group (SSG)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723492)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:05 PM
Author: well-lubricated cerebral cuckold stage

*smokes cigar like a grizzled veteran*

C.O. Blankfein: "Welcome to the Goldman Sachs S.S.G. Operator selection program. You have volunteered for the most intensive banking training known to man. You are all proven graduates within the striver community: Harvard, Yale, Princeton, Stanford, Wharton, and so on. In spite of your preftige, many of you will not successfully negotiate this program. Those that do, will experience an operational tempo that exceeds that of any other unit within the Goldman Sachs arsenal. That is all that is to be said about the special nature of the S.S.G. training program. I now turn you over to my Command Master Chief, HAHAURFUCKED."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723519)



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Date: January 31st, 2016 8:06 PM
Author: electric glassy filthpig spot



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29723530)



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Date: February 5th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Iridescent up-to-no-good library affirmative action



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29762299)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:28 PM
Author: Hyperventilating temple



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#30121344)



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Date: March 23rd, 2016 3:29 PM
Author: big hilarious toilet seat



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Date: December 26th, 2016 4:49 PM
Author: Adventurous abode ratface



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#32234978)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:28 AM
Author: Orange garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#32710308)



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Date: February 27th, 2017 9:49 AM
Author: honey-headed chapel legend

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#32710704)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:23 AM
Author: Shivering Prole Location



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:25 AM
Author: Twinkling personal credit line



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Date: February 26th, 2018 9:43 PM
Author: irradiated therapy bawdyhouse



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:06 PM
Author: Curious magenta church milk



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Date: February 19th, 2016 3:47 PM
Author: well-lubricated cerebral cuckold stage



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Date: February 27th, 2017 8:08 AM
Author: Bonkers lettuce

*GS Spec. Sit. Operator parachuting into the Oscars to wrestle the Best Picture envelope from the PwC dweeb backstage*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#32710251)



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Date: June 1st, 2017 3:19 AM
Author: Orange garrison



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#33444084)



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: lascivious athletic conference



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Date: January 6th, 2018 7:32 AM
Author: Twinkling personal credit line



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Date: August 20th, 2019 7:53 AM
Author: Bronze Voyeur



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Date: June 23rd, 2022 7:05 PM
Author: Curious magenta church milk



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:05 PM
Author: Curious magenta church milk



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Date: December 27th, 2022 11:08 PM
Author: Bateful address

http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2868892&forum_id=2#35122104

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#45703620)



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Date: October 17th, 2023 8:03 AM
Author: Curious magenta church milk



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Date: January 4th, 2026 9:19 AM
Author: Nighttime harsh black woman philosopher-king

great job in caracas guys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3113795&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49561157)