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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| fighting lascivious alpha | 10/09/12 |
| fighting lascivious alpha | 10/09/12 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: fighting lascivious alpha http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: fighting lascivious alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: fighting lascivious alpha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: bronze vengeful circlehead lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: Obsidian Corner What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: gaped gas station http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: fishy toaster potus dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: Spruce misanthropic factory reset button sound barrier Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: fishy toaster potus cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Low-t senate "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: Wonderful property It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: fighting lascivious alpha Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Sable new version voyeur tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: French french chef 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: High-end School awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: vivacious ungodly field (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Bossy rusted meetinghouse feces these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: at-the-ready emerald menage volcanic crater Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: Hot range 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: exciting temple You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: racy flirting mad cow disease lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Balding Lay (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49639607) |