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Should I join ICE?

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?
aqua cumskin market
  01/16/26
$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk...
Bistre heaven halford
  01/16/26
Pussy
magical laser beams
  01/16/26
Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year...
180 idea he suggested
  01/16/26
The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitne...
Cyan electric furnace field
  01/16/26
...
aqua cumskin market
  01/16/26
They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37
Exciting lime turdskin den
  01/16/26
WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secr...
Cyan electric furnace field
  01/16/26
!!!
hateful set
  01/16/26
A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisur...
Azure preventive strike mad-dog skullcap
  01/16/26
HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a diff...
Stirring bisexual clown
  01/16/26
Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousa...
180 idea he suggested
  01/16/26
pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for t...
Spruce thirsty puppy library
  01/16/26
I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2...
Bistre heaven halford
  01/16/26
The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣
apoplectic sienna orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  01/16/26
Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally...
Titillating ticket booth ape
  01/16/26
This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will ha...
magical laser beams
  01/16/26
Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what fo...
hateful set
  01/16/26
Why would Vance allow that to happen?
painfully honest maroon corner
  01/16/26
Vance will be one of the defendants
Titillating ticket booth ape
  01/16/26
for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable ...
painfully honest maroon corner
  01/16/26
not even your base is voting for him. they’re too raci...
Titillating ticket booth ape
  01/16/26
Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even ...
painfully honest maroon corner
  01/16/26
Worse than fired
apoplectic sienna orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  01/16/26
In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.
cheese-eating turquoise resort mental disorder
  01/16/26
Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the fli...
disturbing liquid oxygen really tough guy
  01/16/26
trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a...
painfully honest maroon corner
  01/16/26
a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as...
Brass international law enforcement agency
  01/16/26
you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people....
Pontificating odious garrison macaca
  01/16/26
A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit fo...
histrionic sound barrier chapel
  01/16/26
If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die y...
hateful set
  01/16/26
Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?
Curious citrine gas station wagecucks
  01/16/26
sure
Useless sandwich shrine
  01/16/26
If you return to America, then you should definitely get bet...
Azure preventive strike mad-dog skullcap
  01/16/26
It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I gues...
apoplectic sienna orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  01/16/26
If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we...
shimmering headpube
  01/16/26
OP did you even join ICE?
apoplectic sienna orchestra pit fortuitous meteor
  01/16/26


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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: aqua cumskin market

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593550)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: Bistre heaven halford

$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk of the next administration rounding up and executing everyone in ICE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593565)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: magical laser beams

Pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593567)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: 180 idea he suggested

Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year old who hasn’t run a mile since middle school and will fail the psychological exam immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593576)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: Cyan electric furnace field

The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitness test for HSI Special Agents involves four timed events: 32 sit-ups (1 min), 220-yard sprint (47.73 sec), 22 push-ups (1 min), and a 1.5-mile run (14:25 min)

I'm pretty sure Disco Fries could pass that. I guess maybe the pushups would be a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593579)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: aqua cumskin market



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593585)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Exciting lime turdskin den

They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593609)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Cyan electric furnace field

WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets.

biglaw lives matter is already out there in uniform. join him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593610)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: hateful set

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593616)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Azure preventive strike mad-dog skullcap

A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisurely jog lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593968)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Stirring bisexual clown

HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a different hiring process/standard I think.

HSI is DHS' version of the FBI that focuses on crimes like smuggling, drugs, human trafficking, counterfeiting, terrorism and the like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593974)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: 180 idea he suggested

Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousands are applying for is another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594995)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Spruce thirsty puppy library

pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for this job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593595)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: Bistre heaven halford

I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2 7” soft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593678)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: apoplectic sienna orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593988)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Titillating ticket booth ape

Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally prosecuted in a Nuremberg-style trial. A small price to pay to help Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593571)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: magical laser beams

This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will handsomely reward loyal federal agents who fought bravely to remigrate illegal scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593583)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: hateful set

Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what forges history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593618)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: painfully honest maroon corner

Why would Vance allow that to happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593632)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Titillating ticket booth ape

Vance will be one of the defendants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593809)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: painfully honest maroon corner

for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable DOJ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593840)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Titillating ticket booth ape

not even your base is voting for him. they’re too racist. did you forget about Jeb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593854)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: painfully honest maroon corner

Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even knew or cared that he married his beaner cleaning lady. it could be vance, rubio, or maybe someone else will rise up. who really knows? unlike Dems, We actually have free and fair primary elections where the voters get to decide. Dems have long since abandoned that idea. It's likely though that Vance will get Trump's endorsement which means he'll win the primary and general easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593960)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: apoplectic sienna orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

Worse than fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593990)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: cheese-eating turquoise resort mental disorder

In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594029)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: disturbing liquid oxygen really tough guy

Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the flimsiest of pretenses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593572)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: painfully honest maroon corner

trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a convicted rapist in this country illegally is a "flimsy pretense"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593628)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: Brass international law enforcement agency

a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as a woman lmao is not a "mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594040)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: Pontificating odious garrison macaca

you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people. Whats not to like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593608)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: histrionic sound barrier chapel

A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit for a high IQ bro into something like Palantir afterward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593631)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: hateful set

If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die you should get nice position in the regime assuming the communists don't take over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593636)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Curious citrine gas station wagecucks

Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593851)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Useless sandwich shrine

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593967)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Azure preventive strike mad-dog skullcap

If you return to America, then you should definitely get better acquainted with ICE officers and facilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593984)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: apoplectic sienna orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593994)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: shimmering headpube

If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we need arrested and deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594034)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: apoplectic sienna orchestra pit fortuitous meteor

OP did you even join ICE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594047)