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Friend has a hilarious failed business he spent his entire life savings on

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all t...
mischievous vigorous personal credit line
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Fighting state gay wizard
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That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.
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The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage al...
Domesticated pearl volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap
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100% because of this, they have 2 young girls
mischievous vigorous personal credit line
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Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this sc...
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I'm an expert in this. The first thing that will happen i...
Motley center mexican
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I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO
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About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reason...
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Bloody heroic
impressive cerebral gas station french chef
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what did he price his product at?
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how tall is he?
rebellious spot
  01/16/26
5'10
mischievous vigorous personal credit line
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Why did you bury the lede.
Odious smoky heaven
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cq
rebellious spot
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Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?
High-end halford
  01/16/26
I would say so.
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  01/16/26
yes.
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Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?
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Not flame
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link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef j...
Poppy sneaky criminal idea he suggested
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there’s tons
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cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for p...
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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:09 PM
Author: mischievous vigorous personal credit line

Just found out about this from my wife cause she heard all the details at lunch with the mom group. The dudes wife finally divorced him. He was an employee at Nvidia and cashed out all his stocks to start a business selling beef jerky dip chew cans, but the jerky had nicotine. The idea was zyn with protein for people who lift weights and do sports etc.

They all tried it and said it was disgusting and like 50% of people who ate it threw up. They couldn't find a buyer and also the company he outsourced it to ripped off his idea and undercut him for way less anyway. Spent millions on this shit and has a few storage lockers full of cans of it. He still brings it around to gas stations trying to get owners to sell it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594779)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:15 PM
Author: Fighting state gay wizard

:(

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:16 PM
Author: flirting supple station

That’s a really terrible idea. People are lunatics.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594803)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: Domesticated pearl volcanic crater mad-dog skullcap

The wife divorced him because of this or was the marriage already going downhill?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594808)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: mischievous vigorous personal credit line

100% because of this, they have 2 young girls

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594811)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:07 AM
Author: soul-stirring maniacal locale yarmulke

Can any matrimonial bros advise how divorce works in this scenario where the couple previously had a modest fortune to split up with steady income but now all that's left is some pallets of poison jerky with no steady income (let's assume wife doesn't/didn't work)? Can judge look at earnings "potential" to order a ridiculous alimony/child support payment? Do they just split the jerky "business" and inventory 50/50 and she gets child support and the house?

Relevant to my interests--thinking of retiring from biglaw in my early 40s and do nothing.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49596162)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 10:22 AM
Author: Motley center mexican

I'm an expert in this.

The first thing that will happen is that the judge will lock her in a closet and tell her she can't come out to get the kids until she finishes her half of the dip. The next thing that will happen is that the ex husband and judge will high-five and play golf while she pukes her guts out in the closet

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49596195)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:18 PM
Author: High-end halford

I have only ever seen this kind of thread on XO

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594810)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: ebony national messiness

Not sure where you'd see a thread of any kind other than xo but this is the only website I use. Well this one and autoadmit.com

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594818)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:23 PM
Author: mischievous vigorous personal credit line



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: ungodly orchestra pit quadroon



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: learning disabled pink international law enforcement agency temple



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:33 PM
Author: Cyan Passionate Den



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:41 PM
Author: arousing clown hall



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:02 PM
Author: Cobalt mind-boggling location fanboi



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Maize Boistinker Bawdyhouse



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:35 PM
Author: hairless abnormal goal in life dog poop



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:21 PM
Author: Odious smoky heaven

About as dumb as anything I've ever heard for so many reasons. For one, the guy had already Made It just by working at NVIDIA. But moreso that he bought so much inventory before he had a product the market wanted at all.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594814)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:25 PM
Author: impressive cerebral gas station french chef

Bloody heroic

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: concupiscible hilarious indian lodge

what did he price his product at?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594824)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:27 PM
Author: rebellious spot

how tall is he?



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594828)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:28 PM
Author: mischievous vigorous personal credit line

5'10

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: Odious smoky heaven

Why did you bury the lede.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594832)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: rebellious spot

cq

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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:34 PM
Author: High-end halford

Is that why his business failed or why his marriage failed?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594843)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:35 PM
Author: High-end halford

I would say so.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594845)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Mint Pervert

yes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49595178)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 5:55 PM
Author: Aggressive internet-worthy ladyboy

Wow what a story! So anyway, how’s your sex life?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594894)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:05 PM
Author: Poppy sneaky criminal idea he suggested

flame

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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:07 PM
Author: mischievous vigorous personal credit line

Not flame

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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:49 PM
Author: Poppy sneaky criminal idea he suggested

link a manufacturer willing to make nicotine poisoned beef jerky

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49595033)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:51 PM
Author: rebellious spot

there’s tons

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49595044)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:14 PM
Author: mischievous vigorous personal credit line



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:32 PM
Author: Painfully Honest Mint Pervert

cr. the beef jerky manufacturing industry is notorious for prioritizing customer well-being.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49595183)



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Date: January 17th, 2026 2:14 AM
Author: mischievous vigorous personal credit line



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:24 PM
Author: Excitant ceo

I haven’t seen the inside of a gym for a few months now, but I feel like if this tasted good it might be a good product for retards and meatheads (a decent sized market)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822942&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49595157)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 7:33 PM
Author: Maize Boistinker Bawdyhouse



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