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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
Bespoke silver rehab telephone
  12/29/15
b!
galvanic background story
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C
Self-centered partner business firm
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Balding soul-stirring den doctorate
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c
seedy vibrant marketing idea
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a
exhilarant drunken principal's office useless brakes
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a
Chocolate Arousing Hospital Ape
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Next chapter please
galvanic background story
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
Bespoke silver rehab telephone
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Balding soul-stirring den doctorate
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
galvanic background story
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
fragrant aqua roast beef elastic band
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Balding soul-stirring den doctorate
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?
fragrant aqua roast beef elastic band
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Balding soul-stirring den doctorate
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You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
Bespoke silver rehab telephone
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Balding soul-stirring den doctorate
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c for sure
fragrant aqua roast beef elastic band
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C
Chocolate Arousing Hospital Ape
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c
razzle round eye
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Xo
Self-centered partner business firm
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chaturbate
Rough-skinned french chef
  12/30/15
C!
galvanic background story
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
galvanic background story
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everyone in this thread unzips.
Sapphire Zombie-like Wagecucks Masturbator
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Balding soul-stirring den doctorate
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Self-centered partner business firm
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Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
razzle round eye
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
medicated kitchen
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Cracking piazza rigor
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
fragrant aqua roast beef elastic band
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...
at-the-ready milk prole
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...
Balding soul-stirring den doctorate
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Contagious organic girlfriend
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You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
Bespoke silver rehab telephone
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2
Cracking piazza rigor
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I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Contagious organic girlfriend
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police
Rough-skinned french chef
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1
Chocolate Arousing Hospital Ape
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lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
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Self-centered partner business firm
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4 and 180
razzle round eye
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
razzle round eye
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Self-centered partner business firm
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18000000000000000000000000000000000
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Thriller pit
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next chapter please!
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: Bespoke silver rehab telephone

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: galvanic background story

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Self-centered partner business firm

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: Balding soul-stirring den doctorate



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: seedy vibrant marketing idea

c

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: exhilarant drunken principal's office useless brakes

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: Chocolate Arousing Hospital Ape

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: galvanic background story

Next chapter please

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: Bespoke silver rehab telephone

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: Balding soul-stirring den doctorate



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: galvanic background story

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: fragrant aqua roast beef elastic band

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: Balding soul-stirring den doctorate



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: fragrant aqua roast beef elastic band

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Balding soul-stirring den doctorate



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: Bespoke silver rehab telephone

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: Balding soul-stirring den doctorate



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: fragrant aqua roast beef elastic band

c for sure

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: Chocolate Arousing Hospital Ape

C

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: razzle round eye

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Self-centered partner business firm

Xo

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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: Rough-skinned french chef

chaturbate

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: galvanic background story

C!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: galvanic background story

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: Sapphire Zombie-like Wagecucks Masturbator

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Balding soul-stirring den doctorate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Self-centered partner business firm



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: razzle round eye

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: medicated kitchen

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Cracking piazza rigor

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: fragrant aqua roast beef elastic band

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: at-the-ready milk prole



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: Balding soul-stirring den doctorate



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Contagious organic girlfriend

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: Bespoke silver rehab telephone

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Cracking piazza rigor

2

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Contagious organic girlfriend

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: Rough-skinned french chef

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: Chocolate Arousing Hospital Ape

1

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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Self-centered partner business firm

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Self-centered partner business firm



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: razzle round eye

4 and 180

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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: razzle round eye

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Self-centered partner business firm



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: talented maniacal resort

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: Thriller pit



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Indigo lettuce water buffalo

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: salmon bipolar state headpube



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: amber territorial sex offender



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