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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
medicated stirring mad cow disease factory reset button
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
wonderful insecure property
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Orange diverse crotch old irish cottage
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
Peach deep deer antler
  08/30/25
...
Cerebral cocky lay
  09/05/25
, he lisped
honey-headed awkward place of business chapel
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
mewling university double fault
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
mewling university double fault
  08/31/25
...
Amber Trip Kitchen Mother
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
wonderful insecure property
  08/31/25
delusional take
Amber Trip Kitchen Mother
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
wonderful insecure property
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Sticky heaven liquid oxygen
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
wonderful insecure property
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
spectacular twinkling pocket flask
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
wonderful insecure property
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
wonderful insecure property
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
spectacular twinkling pocket flask
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
wonderful insecure property
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
wonderful insecure property
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
wonderful insecure property
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
spectacular twinkling pocket flask
  09/05/25
...
wonderful insecure property
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
Floppy market sneaky criminal
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
spectacular twinkling pocket flask
  09/05/25
...
wonderful insecure property
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
wonderful insecure property
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
spectacular twinkling pocket flask
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
dead tanning salon
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
wonderful insecure property
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
dead tanning salon
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
wonderful insecure property
  09/05/25
Kenny
spectacular twinkling pocket flask
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface
  09/06/25
...
Low-t ocher public bath fanboi
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
wonderful insecure property
  09/06/25
...
Low-t ocher public bath fanboi
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
wonderful insecure property
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
claret supple love of her life
  09/07/25
Explain
flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
Aqua Nibblets Toilet Seat
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
wonderful insecure property
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface
  09/07/25
...
Sticky heaven liquid oxygen
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
wonderful insecure property
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
wonderful insecure property
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
wonderful insecure property
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
wonderful insecure property
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
wonderful insecure property
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
wonderful insecure property
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
Gary's Economics
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: medicated stirring mad cow disease factory reset button

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Orange diverse crotch old irish cottage

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: Peach deep deer antler

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Cerebral cocky lay



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: honey-headed awkward place of business chapel

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: mewling university double fault

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: mewling university double fault

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: Amber Trip Kitchen Mother



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: wonderful insecure property

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: Amber Trip Kitchen Mother

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Sticky heaven liquid oxygen

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: wonderful insecure property

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: spectacular twinkling pocket flask

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: wonderful insecure property

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: spectacular twinkling pocket flask

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: wonderful insecure property

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: wonderful insecure property

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: spectacular twinkling pocket flask

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: Floppy market sneaky criminal

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: spectacular twinkling pocket flask

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: spectacular twinkling pocket flask

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: dead tanning salon

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: dead tanning salon

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: spectacular twinkling pocket flask

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Low-t ocher public bath fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Low-t ocher public bath fanboi



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: wonderful insecure property

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: claret supple love of her life

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: Aqua Nibblets Toilet Seat

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: wonderful insecure property

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: flirting nighttime step-uncle's house ratface

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Sticky heaven liquid oxygen



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: wonderful insecure property

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: Gary's Economics

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
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to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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