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Micah Parsons to the Packers for two firsts

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Bronze senate
  08/28/25
lol @ the cowboys
onyx friendly grandma rigpig
  08/28/25
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Bronze senate
  08/28/25
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ultramarine rehab bbw
  08/28/25
that's it?
fragrant alcoholic ratface clown
  08/28/25
pack is paying him $47 million per year
Bronze senate
  08/28/25
and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few mont...
abusive menage puppy
  08/28/25
1 sack doesnt sound good
fragrant alcoholic ratface clown
  08/28/25
Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.
frisky potus national security agency
  08/29/25
1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025
Black double fault
  08/29/25
Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parso...
frisky potus national security agency
  08/29/25
Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last ...
Black double fault
  08/29/25
I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.
frisky potus national security agency
  08/29/25
Where are we on this.
Black double fault
  09/12/25
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Black double fault
  10/28/25
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Black double fault
  11/27/25
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Black double fault
  12/11/25
Haha wow
Thriller area
  08/28/25
Happy?
fuchsia water buffalo kitchen
  08/28/25
I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its...
Thriller area
  08/28/25
Good move by the Boys.
frisky potus national security agency
  08/28/25
lol why keep your best player when you could trade him for ...
ultramarine rehab bbw
  08/28/25
He costs more than he is worth.
frisky potus national security agency
  08/28/25
what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro their D su...
ultramarine rehab bbw
  08/28/25
three fifths, ackshually
hyperventilating state
  08/28/25
It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense....
Bat-shit-crazy Boistinker
  08/28/25
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Concupiscible Beta Party Of The First Part Fortuitous Meteor
  08/29/25
Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just anoth...
bateful locale
  08/29/25
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Indigo university
  09/01/25
Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael&...
Silver Site Faggot Firefighter
  08/28/25
im with xo jerry on this.
lake center
  08/29/25
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Concupiscible Beta Party Of The First Part Fortuitous Meteor
  08/29/25
Its interesting because: 1. The argument for the Packers...
Exhilarant dragon
  08/29/25
two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just t...
lake center
  08/29/25
The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a &quo...
Black double fault
  08/29/25
LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack...
vibrant gay stag film
  08/29/25
So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a on...
frisky potus national security agency
  08/29/25
"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per...
Thriller area
  08/29/25
The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play ...
Silver Site Faggot Firefighter
  08/29/25
, he lisped.
frisky potus national security agency
  08/29/25
lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the...
Unhinged Lascivious Nursing Home Multi-billionaire
  08/29/25
Knew about this three days ago but no one responded https:...
Medicated Codepig Gunner
  08/29/25
I responded in under one hour
Thriller area
  08/29/25
this is so fucking stupid worse than luka
ultramarine rehab bbw
  08/29/25
Micah's back is shot lol. https://x.com/AdamSchefter/stat...
frisky potus national security agency
  09/01/25
xo jerry wins again
lake center
  09/01/25
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frisky potus national security agency
  09/01/25
the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling bac...
lake center
  09/01/25
It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pai...
frisky potus national security agency
  09/01/25
Lolololol
fuchsia water buffalo kitchen
  09/01/25
Obviously not ideal Packers had to have known about this...
Thriller area
  09/01/25
?
Black double fault
  09/12/25
?
Black double fault
  11/27/25
?
Black double fault
  12/11/25
Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early...
sienna stubborn cruise ship
  09/01/25
Fuck you
Thriller area
  09/01/25
I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this an...
frisky potus national security agency
  09/12/25
"shouldn't've" you mean?
Black double fault
  09/12/25
Yes
frisky potus national security agency
  09/12/25
ty for your honesty
Black double fault
  09/12/25
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A
Black double fault
  09/12/25
parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere
Bronze senate
  09/12/25


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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:13 PM
Author: Bronze senate



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: onyx friendly grandma rigpig

lol @ the cowboys

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49219931)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Bronze senate



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:10 PM
Author: ultramarine rehab bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220268)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: fragrant alcoholic ratface clown

that's it?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49219933)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:17 PM
Author: Bronze senate

pack is paying him $47 million per year

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49219935)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:35 PM
Author: abusive menage puppy

and Kenny Clark... good player but he'll be 30 in a few months and he's in decline (only one sack last year).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49219964)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: fragrant alcoholic ratface clown

1 sack doesnt sound good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49219972)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:56 AM
Author: frisky potus national security agency

Micah Parsons has 1 career playoff sack.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49221767)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:00 PM
Author: Black double fault

1/4 = 1/17 (xo 2025

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49221776)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: frisky potus national security agency

Kenny Clark has 5 sacks in 11 postseason games played. Parsons just stat pads against shitty teams in the recent Cowboy MO.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49221849)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:30 PM
Author: Black double fault

Parsons ate up 2 sacks v. Eagles, 2 @ Commanders, etc. last season okay pumo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49221854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 1:07 PM
Author: frisky potus national security agency

I like the Packers. This was a retarded move.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49221953)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Black double fault

Where are we on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49259308)



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Date: October 28th, 2025 8:09 AM
Author: Black double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49381541)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Black double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49466781)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Black double fault



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49503325)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:20 PM
Author: Thriller area

Haha wow

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49219940)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: fuchsia water buffalo kitchen

Happy?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49219948)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 5:48 PM
Author: Thriller area

I don't know. This is fairly unlike our front office and its an enormous amount of capital.

Worth it if we win a SB while he's around.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49219981)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:12 PM
Author: frisky potus national security agency

Good move by the Boys.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220276)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:18 PM
Author: ultramarine rehab bbw

lol

why keep your best player when you could trade him for two crapshoot chances at another decent player later

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220292)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: frisky potus national security agency

He costs more than he is worth.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220305)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: ultramarine rehab bbw

what’s jerry gonna do with the savings bro

their D sucks and just lost its best player. what’s the plan

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220311)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:26 PM
Author: hyperventilating state

three fifths, ackshually

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220313)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:46 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy Boistinker

It feels like a loss for Dallas but it does make some sense. They weren't projected to compete this year (over/under at 8 wins) and committing $45m to Parsons probably would have trapped them in mediocrity for the next few seasons.

The Packers picks will probably be in the low 20's, and two of those may not feel like a great return for a guy as talented as Parsons, but combined with Dallas' own picks, it helps them reset a bit.

The Cowboys have $31m in dead money this year plus at least $16m in dead money for next year. Factor in the massive signing bonus to Dak Prescott and CeeDee Lamb, with Prescott on the wrong side of 30, and this may have felt like a poison pill move. Because giving Parsons the deal he got with Green Bay would have put them in cap hell for a good 5 years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220382)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:20 AM
Author: Concupiscible Beta Party Of The First Part Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220854)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: bateful locale

Jerry caused all of those problems. This trade is just another episode in a slow moving train wreck

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49221253)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:31 PM
Author: Indigo university



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49228871)



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Date: August 28th, 2025 8:49 PM
Author: Silver Site Faggot Firefighter

Jerry press conference constantly calling him "Michael" is hilarious.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220386)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:02 AM
Author: lake center

im with xo jerry on this.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220829)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:38 AM
Author: Concupiscible Beta Party Of The First Part Fortuitous Meteor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220876)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:10 AM
Author: Exhilarant dragon

Its interesting because:

1. The argument for the Packers is that he's a truly elite player, and they don't have too many of those, so you just have to pay them.

2. Argument for Dallas is on a salary cap team, can you really afford to pay him 20% more than the largest defensive contract ever plus give up 2 first round picks and a good player? Is he really that good.

I think the trade is probably a win for the Packers because it seems like the NFL salary cap is sort of made up and doesn't matter...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220839)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:25 AM
Author: lake center

two first round picks in the nfl isnt a joke. espn is just trying to bash jerry jones.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49220859)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:50 AM
Author: Black double fault

The salary cap is complete Enron accounting. Whatever a "four year deal" is really only affects you Year One, because everything in the future is massively inflated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49221251)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 8:46 AM
Author: vibrant gay stag film

LJL Cowboys. What a clown franchise. Great move for the Pack, but they’re still the gayest franchise in sports. Literally tried to ban a play because they couldn’t stop it. This just makes them less gay on D but they won’t escape their cowardly ways.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49221238)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: frisky potus national security agency

So the Packers traded 2 1st round picks for one year of a one dimensional pass rusher?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49221432)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:45 AM
Author: Thriller area

"The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research."

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/when-will-micah-parsons-contract-saga-with-cowboys-end-clock-is-ticking-if-all-pro-is-to-play-vs-eagles/

I don't think I care how "one dimensional" he is if he has that big an impact

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49221732)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 11:48 AM
Author: Silver Site Faggot Firefighter

The Cowboys' defensive expected points added (EPA) per play when Parsons is on the field is the best in the NFL since 2021. When off the field in that same span, Dallas has the league's worst EPA per play, per CBS Sports Research.

https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/cowboys-jerry-jones-prioritizes-ego-by-trading-generational-talent-micah-parsons-to-packers/

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49221745)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: frisky potus national security agency

, he lisped.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49223039)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 12:48 PM
Author: Unhinged Lascivious Nursing Home Multi-billionaire

lol some cunt from district 3. better to get his ass off the payroll.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49221917)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: Medicated Codepig Gunner

Knew about this three days ago but no one responded

https://xoxohth.com/thread.php?thread_id=5766225&mc=3&forum_id=2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49222517)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 6:42 PM
Author: Thriller area

I responded in under one hour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49222736)



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Date: August 29th, 2025 9:05 PM
Author: ultramarine rehab bbw

this is so fucking stupid worse than luka

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49223051)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:13 PM
Author: frisky potus national security agency

Micah's back is shot lol.

https://x.com/AdamSchefter/status/1962579612266799331?t=scFtynoii1OPgyPPMW1ZVQ&s=19

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49228685)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:15 PM
Author: lake center

xo jerry wins again

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49228692)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:16 PM
Author: frisky potus national security agency



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49228696)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:21 PM
Author: lake center

the idea of being an nfl player with anything resembling back pain is absurd. matt stafford is gonna get benched and xo jimmy g is gonna have to take over this season.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49228706)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 5:50 PM
Author: frisky potus national security agency

It's not absurd at all. These guys always have aches and pains as apart of beating the shit out of each other for a living. I used to have back pain when I played contact sports and it totally went away after I moved on to lawyering full time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49229109)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:15 PM
Author: fuchsia water buffalo kitchen

Lolololol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49228851)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 4:53 PM
Author: Thriller area

Obviously not ideal

Packers had to have known about this though, there are physicals involved in trades and I'm pretty sure undisclosed issues are grounds to invalidate a trade

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49228922)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:22 AM
Author: Black double fault

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49259310)



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Date: November 27th, 2025 9:52 PM
Author: Black double fault

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49466782)



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Date: December 11th, 2025 9:01 PM
Author: Black double fault

?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49503326)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 3:34 PM
Author: sienna stubborn cruise ship

Will be 180 when Parsons suffers a catastrophic injury early in the season and packers traded 2 firsts for a crippling financial loss.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49228735)



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Date: September 1st, 2025 6:04 PM
Author: Thriller area

Fuck you

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49229153)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:31 AM
Author: frisky potus national security agency

I was the guy saying the Packers should've have done this and I am wrong.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49259344)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 9:55 AM
Author: Black double fault

"shouldn't've" you mean?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49259448)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:59 AM
Author: frisky potus national security agency

Yes

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49259689)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:28 AM
Author: Black double fault

ty for your honesty

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49259833)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 10:35 AM
Author: Black double fault

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrWs3ufsn-A

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49259608)



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Date: September 12th, 2025 11:29 AM
Author: Bronze senate

parsons won that game for them yesterday he was everywhere

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767222&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49259839)