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It's crazy how much parity there is in men's tennis now

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule....
apoplectic location
  08/30/25
Sun is energy, no?
Glittery Dog Poop
  08/31/25
Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM Author: Dave Prole The ...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/06/25
Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster
Passionate crimson volcanic crater nowag
  09/08/25
That’s just because the “top” players now ...
French heaven
  08/30/25
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Filthy Base
  09/05/25
, he lisped
dull soul-stirring gaming laptop temple
  08/30/25
Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more slee...
Slate Resort Pisswyrm
  08/30/25
You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think t...
apoplectic location
  08/31/25
I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30...
Slate Resort Pisswyrm
  08/31/25
...
bearded whorehouse main people
  08/31/25
Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That...
magenta hairraiser hell
  08/31/25
delusional take
bearded whorehouse main people
  08/31/25
this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports thread...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/03/25
Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.
Crystalline Tank Lodge
  09/07/25
*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*
magenta hairraiser hell
  08/31/25
That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo
doobsian rigpig
  08/31/25
Kenny is the quintessential xo tp
magenta hairraiser hell
  08/31/25
Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?
apoplectic location
  08/31/25
we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!
magenta hairraiser hell
  08/31/25
And they're seething about their boy Carlos
apoplectic location
  08/31/25
so mad kenny
doobsian rigpig
  09/08/25
Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each...
magenta hairraiser hell
  08/31/25
bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs mak...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/03/25
OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025 ...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/03/25
Did Felix get a good night's sleep?
doobsian rigpig
  09/05/25
...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/05/25
What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will ...
ruddy abnormal deer antler cuck
  09/05/25
alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimw...
doobsian rigpig
  09/05/25
...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/05/25
this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo nov...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/05/25
This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week
doobsian rigpig
  09/06/25
How many children did Fulano molest this week?
apoplectic location
  09/06/25
We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags
Pearly provocative home
  09/05/25
random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the ...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/05/25
Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and th...
Pearly provocative home
  09/05/25
189 and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together t...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/05/25
Kenny
doobsian rigpig
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
apoplectic location
  09/06/25
...
carnelian kink-friendly business firm masturbator
  09/06/25
Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER ...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/06/25
...
carnelian kink-friendly business firm masturbator
  09/06/25
Fulano the Brown Molester
apoplectic location
  09/06/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&n...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/07/25
One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a ...
vibrant coral den cuckold
  09/07/25
Explain
apoplectic location
  09/07/25
low IQ schtick?
180 death wish
  09/07/25
#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis Are you ac...
apoplectic location
  09/07/25
#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/07/25
Every time? https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2...
apoplectic location
  09/07/25
...
Crystalline Tank Lodge
  09/07/25
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&n...
magenta hairraiser hell
  09/07/25
wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyr...
magenta hairraiser hell
  11/03/25
alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 oppon...
magenta hairraiser hell
  11/13/25
Sinner finishes his season with… 58 wins 6 losse...
magenta hairraiser hell
  11/16/25
That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025...
magenta hairraiser hell
  11/16/25
final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy: https://p...
magenta hairraiser hell
  11/17/25
AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550 th...
magenta hairraiser hell
  01/15/26
Bump for AO and healthy meals
fulano
  01/18/26
...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals
cooked unc
  01/18/26
to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/18/26
alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some...
...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,
  01/25/26


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Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM
Author: apoplectic location

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225252)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:34 AM
Author: Glittery Dog Poop

Sun is energy, no?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225967)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:28 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

Date: August 30th, 2025 10:42 PM

Author: Dave Prole

The difference between #1 and #30 player is truly minuscule. It amounts to like trying a little bit harder, or getting slightly more sleep / better diet the week before

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2#49225252)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242041)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:24 PM
Author: Passionate crimson volcanic crater nowag

Didn't realize Frances Tiafoe was a poaster

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49245347)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:05 PM
Author: French heaven

That’s just because the “top” players now are sps garbage who can lose to a #153 ranked pusher any day of the week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225274)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: Filthy Base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239551)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:07 PM
Author: dull soul-stirring gaming laptop temple

, he lisped

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225281)



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Date: August 30th, 2025 11:11 PM
Author: Slate Resort Pisswyrm

Crazy how Alcarez and Sinner keep getting slightly more sleep than number 30

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225309)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 1:01 AM
Author: apoplectic location

You're being sarcastic but that's exactly right. You think they're more athletic or have more skill than other guys? If you zoom in on their matches they start out losing like half of them and barely win the huge ones

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225444)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 8:45 AM
Author: Slate Resort Pisswyrm

I think they are obviously better tennis players than no. 30.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225771)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:19 AM
Author: bearded whorehouse main people



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225821)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:23 AM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

Actually tyrolean doobs literally is a convicted doper. That’s the difference

Lance Alcatraz is the fastest guy on tour

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225945)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 9:20 AM
Author: bearded whorehouse main people

delusional take

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225822)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:24 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

this is going to go down as one of the dumbest sports threads on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49234981)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:39 PM
Author: Crystalline Tank Lodge

Yes, Ahmurrican and uninformed at its finest.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49243826)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:26 AM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

*3 guys win the last 13 slams* *xo deems this parity*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225953)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: doobsian rigpig

That's Kenny. Don't smear the rest of us on xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225973)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:41 AM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

Kenny is the quintessential xo tp

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225979)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: apoplectic location

Why did a 50-year old brown pedophile open this thread?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49226126)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:27 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

we've got pedophiles of all races and ages itt!



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49226195)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 12:29 PM
Author: apoplectic location

And they're seething about their boy Carlos

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49226197)



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Date: September 8th, 2025 1:04 PM
Author: doobsian rigpig

so mad kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49245306)



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Date: August 31st, 2025 10:28 AM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

Bump this thread in 2-3 years when lance and doobs have each won double digit slams.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49225956)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 6:12 AM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

bump for djoker & lance alcatraz, and tyrolean doobs making all 4 slam SFs this year but for djoker knocking off alcatraz in the RG quarters



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49232809)



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Date: September 3rd, 2025 8:23 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

OP: guess number of first-time slam semifinalists in 2025

answer: ZERO

yep, parity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49234977)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:47 PM
Author: doobsian rigpig

Did Felix get a good night's sleep?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239299)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239550)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 3:52 PM
Author: ruddy abnormal deer antler cuck

What? it's just Monkeytraz and Doobs over and over and will be for a decade. They slip up rarely but they're so much better than the field and NOVAX is declining.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239312)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 4:55 PM
Author: doobsian rigpig

alcatraz and sinner ATE more potatoes last week are you dimwitted

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239486)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:14 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239548)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

this is literally the dumbest tennis thread ever. and xo novax still reached all 4 slam semis this year. it's the big 2 + djoker. rofl parity.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239553)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 11:57 AM
Author: doobsian rigpig

This isn't even the dumbest thread Kenny has made all week

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49240874)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 12:04 PM
Author: apoplectic location

How many children did Fulano molest this week?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49240881)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:15 PM
Author: Pearly provocative home

We went from Fed/Djoker/Lance to a bunch of random fags

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239552)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:16 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

random fags? the same 2 doping fags and djoker have won the past 13 slame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239557)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:18 PM
Author: Pearly provocative home

Sinner should be stripped of his titles, his clothes, and thrown to the men who would be paying his rent in any other era of tennis

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239570)



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Date: September 5th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

189

and anisimova & sabalenka should strip together tmw

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49239580)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: doobsian rigpig

Kenny

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49241623)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 5:40 PM
Author: apoplectic location

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49241633)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: carnelian kink-friendly business firm masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242045)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:26 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

Same 2 guys in 3 consec slam finals now - first time EVER

lol Kenny

Not even Federer and lance managed this.

Must be the spaghetti and paella.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242039)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: carnelian kink-friendly business firm masturbator



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242044)



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Date: September 6th, 2025 9:34 PM
Author: apoplectic location

Fulano the Brown Molester

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242050)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:08 AM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0IaelAXgAAwjYU?format=png&name=small

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242477)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:37 AM
Author: vibrant coral den cuckold

One of the worst self owning OPs we’ve seen here in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242508)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:42 AM
Author: apoplectic location

Explain

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242514)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 8:58 AM
Author: 180 death wish

low IQ schtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242527)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 9:07 AM
Author: apoplectic location

#1 seed just barely beat #25 seed in the semis

Are you actually the one running a retard shtick?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242535)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 11:47 AM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

#1 and #2 “barely beat” everyone every time. Odd case.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49242777)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 4:44 PM
Author: apoplectic location

Every time?

https://www.usopen.org/en_US/news/articles/2024-08-29/carlos_alcaraz_suffers_shock_2024_us_open_defeat_to_botic_van_de_zandschulp.html

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49243374)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:43 PM
Author: Crystalline Tank Lodge



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49243830)



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Date: September 7th, 2025 7:33 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G0RpfHCXoAAXvXD?format=jpg&name=large

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49243816)



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Date: November 3rd, 2025 8:20 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

wow. at every single 2025 event that BOTH alcatraz & tyrolean doobs played, one of them one the title.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G423H-SWUAAOihg?format=jpg&name=medium

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49399257)



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Date: November 13th, 2025 6:14 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

alcatraz is 70-8 on the year, including 16-3 vs top 10 opponents (only losses are tyrolean doobs, djoker and fritz).

tyrolean doobs is 53-6 on the year, including 16-4 vs top 10 opponents (4 losses to alcatraz)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49428010)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:21 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

Sinner finishes his season with…

58 wins

6 losses

6 titles (2 Slams, ATP Finals 1M1000)

11.500 points

One of the best year end #2 seasons in history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49436958)



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Date: November 16th, 2025 10:32 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

That result in Turin ensures that #2 Sinner will finish 2025 with more than twice as many ranking points as #3 Zverev.

Never before has tennis felt so starkly stratified.

https://x.com/BenRothenberg/status/1989453658040222173

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49436978)



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Date: November 17th, 2025 4:59 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

final 2025 money list. top 2 are 3x the #3 guy:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/G58w3iuXwAAogNX?format=jpg&name=900x900

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49438939)



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Date: January 15th, 2026 7:53 PM
Author: magenta hairraiser hell

AO odds: lance/doobs to win @ -1100; the field is +550

the market doesn't seem to agree with OP

https://sportsbook.draftkings.com/leagues/tennis/australian-open-men?category=futures&subcategory=winner-specials

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49592738)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:10 PM
Author: fulano

Bump for AO and healthy meals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49598974)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:43 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,




(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49599041)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:13 PM
Author: cooked unc

Name a player to watch in AO who isn't one of the usuals

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5767971&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49598977)



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Date: January 18th, 2026 3:44 PM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


to watch to break thru alcadoobs blocade? or watch to go far?

nobody not a usual is beating alcadoobs.

to watch to go far -- watch nowag learner (tennis teen) tien. hes 20 and seeded at a slam for the first time



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Date: January 25th, 2026 12:48 AM
Author: ...,,..;...,,..,..,...,,,;..,


alcatraz beat #31 yesterday 62 64 61. guess he just eat some better shepard's pie down in melbourne than the #31 guy

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