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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: flickering tantric giraffe

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: mint comical karate

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: wild costumed locale



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Stimulating pea-brained hell

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: mint comical karate

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: effete lascivious lodge pozpig

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: mint comical karate

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: Disrespectful sapphire garrison laser beams



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: mint comical karate

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: mint comical karate

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: effete lascivious lodge pozpig



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: mint comical karate

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: electric piazza

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: mint comical karate

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: electric piazza

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: mint comical karate

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: curious business firm macaca



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: lemon stage electric furnace



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: canary territorial mood wrinkle

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: mint comical karate

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: diverse twisted scourge upon the earth

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: mint comical karate

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Slippery national headpube

Strong thread/moniker synergy

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: mint comical karate

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: very tactful talented coldplay fan hissy fit

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: diverse twisted scourge upon the earth

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: Wonderful Unholy Meetinghouse Stain

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: mint comical karate

This poast blew my mind, not flame

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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: mint comical karate

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: wild costumed locale



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: greedy floppy set keepsake machete

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: mint comical karate

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: Wonderful Unholy Meetinghouse Stain



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: mint comical karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: Wonderful Unholy Meetinghouse Stain



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: mint comical karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: mint comical karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: mint comical karate



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: mint comical karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: mint comical karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: mint comical karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: Violent adulterous elastic band hall



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: mint comical karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mother point

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: mint comical karate

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mother point

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: mint comical karate

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mother point



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: mint comical karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: mint comical karate

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: aphrodisiac mother point

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: mint comical karate

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Matthias of Redwall Did Nothing Wrong #Cornflower

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49652462)