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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hugh...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can co...
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Hyperactive White National Queen Of The Night

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: cracking dun step-uncle's house alpha



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: vivacious up-to-no-good laser beams

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42882686)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: plum stag film

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: talented school cafeteria idea he suggested



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary

!!!

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
Author: plum stag film



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
Author: comical locus



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
Author: ...,....,,........



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Exciting locale associate

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Exciting locale associate

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Lime Area



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: Charismatic Mother People Who Are Hurt



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: arousing box office

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary

Lol'd IRL, tyft

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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: copper outnumbered pit

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Lascivious disrespectful lodge

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: appetizing sinister state partner

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: copper outnumbered pit

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: scarlet preventive strike station

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: cracking dun step-uncle's house alpha



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: Stirring milky ticket booth generalized bond

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: scarlet preventive strike station



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: scarlet preventive strike station



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: anal floppy den fat ankles



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Cheese-eating multi-colored shitlib newt

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Cheese-eating multi-colored shitlib newt

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Cheese-eating multi-colored shitlib newt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Cheese-eating multi-colored shitlib newt

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: cyan sanctuary



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Frutiger Aero



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49653001)



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Date: February 8th, 2026 10:09 PM
Author: The Midnight circa Los Angeles, tp.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49657164)