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Never forget: Martin Lawrence's SNL monologue 1994
| cordovan jet-lagged office | 10/09/12 |
| cordovan jet-lagged office | 10/09/12 |
| cordovan jet-lagged office | 10/10/12 |
| multi-colored haunting feces spot | 10/10/12 |
| carnelian zombie-like tanning salon | 10/10/12 |
| henna provocative chapel multi-billionaire | 10/10/12 |
| Bat-shit-crazy Mustard State Regret | 10/10/12 |
| black house | 10/10/12 |
| Bat-shit-crazy Mustard State Regret | 10/10/12 |
| Impressive location goal in life | 10/10/12 |
| poppy point dragon | 05/15/23 |
| cordovan jet-lagged office | 10/10/12 |
| Sadistic mood | 10/10/12 |
| Demanding trailer park | 10/10/12 |
| dashing half-breed | 10/29/12 |
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| Pea-brained athletic conference scourge upon the earth | 10/29/12 |
| low-t comical theater | 10/29/12 |
| excitant people who are hurt shrine | 05/15/23 |
| Honey-headed Cumskin | 05/15/23 |
| Razzle-dazzle alcoholic locus milk | 05/15/23 |
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Date: October 9th, 2012 3:16 PM Author: cordovan jet-lagged office http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93nmono.phtml
"I'm single, I'm a single man, I don't have nobody, I'm looking for somebody and- but I'm meeting a lot of women out there, and you got some beautiful women, but you got some out there that, uh, I gotta say somethin'. Um... some of you are not washing your ass properly." |
Date: October 9th, 2012 11:37 PM Author: cordovan jet-lagged office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21753140) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:19 AM Author: cordovan jet-lagged office (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755124) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:21 AM Author: multi-colored haunting feces spot lol at white womyn (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755138) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:27 AM Author: carnelian zombie-like tanning salon What a 180, I wish I could see the video (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755170) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:22 PM Author: henna provocative chapel multi-billionaire http://www.hulu.com/watch/272133 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755971) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:38 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Mustard State Regret dude was insane. too bad Martin was a legit 180 show for the first couple of seasons. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755258) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:40 AM Author: black house Indeed it was. Damn, Gina. Apparently Martin had a serious thing for her and creeper her the fuck out. Which you can see openly each time they kiss. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755279) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:42 AM Author: Bat-shit-crazy Mustard State Regret cant blame him...so hard bro...so hard.... (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755291) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:49 AM Author: Impressive location goal in life "I'm watching douche commercials on television, and I'm wonderin' if some of you are reading the instructions. I don't think so. Y'know, 'cause I'm getting with some of the ladies, smelling odors, going "Wait a minute. (gestures with index finger) Girl, smell this! This you! Smell yourself, girl. Smell yourself! I tell a woman in a minute, douche! douche! Some women don't like when you tell them that, when you straightforward with them. "Douche!" They, (imitating woman) "Forget you! You cannot douche all the time, you're gonna wash all the natural juices out the body." I say, well, I dont give a damn what you do, put a Tic-Tac in your ass. Put a Cert in your ass. Oh, oh, y'know, this look like a good damn place for a Stick-up up in your ass. I'm sorry, y'all. You got to wash properly"
wow. it's amazing that this was aired on national television. |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:05 AM Author: poppy point dragon It wasn’t from what I recall. I think the network cut out in the middle of it (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#46312473) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:51 AM Author: cordovan jet-lagged office Jon Hamm referenced this incident when he hosted SNL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-7OUBuPVGU |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 11:58 AM Author: Sadistic mood tyft (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21755408) |
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Date: October 10th, 2012 1:30 PM Author: Demanding trailer park 180 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21756018) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:07 PM Author: dashing half-breed awesome (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#21916181) |
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Date: May 14th, 2023 11:56 PM Author: Razzmatazz rigor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#46312446) |
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:10 PM Author: Pea-brained athletic conference scourge upon the earth these women probably have Trichomoniasis
"Females may experience:
A bad-smelling discharge from the vagina Vaginal burning and itching Worsening of symptoms with menstruation"
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Date: October 29th, 2012 3:13 PM Author: low-t comical theater Redd Foxx was doing the same act 40 years ago.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uldt6Y-CE3s |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 12:12 AM Author: excitant people who are hurt shrine 18000000000 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#46312483) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:05 AM Author: Honey-headed Cumskin You know, some women’ll let you go down, you know what I’m sayin’, knowin’ they got a yeast infection. (Some audience disgust) I’m sorry. Sorry. Come up with dough all on your damn lip… Got a bagel and a croissant on your lip. “Anybody got any butter?” I like jelly on mine. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#46312590) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 1:44 AM Author: Razzle-dazzle alcoholic locus milk lmao (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#46312629) |
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Date: May 15th, 2023 11:53 AM Author: Geriatric school blood rage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#46313493) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:10 PM Author: tancredi marchiolo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49639602) |
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Date: February 1st, 2026 7:14 PM Author: Adam Assfucker ((zurich is stained)) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2074294&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49639607) |