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What is the difference between Lisa Rowe and a pizza?

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Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
tell me
Multi-colored dead mexican
  08/14/13
After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops th...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
lol tyft
magical wonderful depressive stage
  08/14/13
This is like 180 gold with no recognition.
Misunderstood Narrow-minded Business Firm Lettuce
  12/28/13
Today, it is recognized as gold my brother. 180
beady-eyed chocolate den athletic conference
  12/28/13
fucking lol
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red angry jew wagecucks
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so underrated
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Diverse internal respiration people who are hurt
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coral vigorous parlor pisswyrm
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it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza
Stirring lay elastic band
  08/14/13
When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep cover...
lime low-t plaza
  08/14/13
lmao
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Grizzly wrinkle
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indigo bull headed sanctuary regret
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a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12
Stirring lay elastic band
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth
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magical wonderful depressive stage
  08/14/13
When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a ne...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
To be fair, (Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)
orchid bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into c...
Adventurous dun community account
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When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform ...
Adventurous dun community account
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When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can...
Adventurous dun community account
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weird blob of shit from another dimension
Lascivious silver point tattoo
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rofl
Multi-colored dead mexican
  08/14/13
180
Purple useless church generalized bond
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rofl
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took a few attempts but 180
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lol
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magical wonderful depressive stage
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Mind-boggling ruddy milk party of the first part
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The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout ...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them
lime low-t plaza
  08/14/13
I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.
Mind-boggling ruddy milk party of the first part
  08/14/13
best of thread
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vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy
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Grizzly wrinkle
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Criminally underrated
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If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying...
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magical wonderful depressive stage
  08/14/13
If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passing...
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magical wonderful depressive stage
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At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incr...
Adventurous dun community account
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(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get ...
magical wonderful depressive stage
  08/14/13
pizzas have an expiration date
Lascivious silver point tattoo
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after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands
Flesh Stead
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Pizzas are not whores.
lime low-t plaza
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A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead o...
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Multi-colored dead mexican
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180
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Adventurous dun community account
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haunting chrome property
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The white box LR is kept in is padded.
heady territorial orchestra pit mood
  08/14/13
you want more pizza in the morning.
vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy
  08/14/13
you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.
vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy
  08/14/13
lol
Umber Boyish Digit Ratio National
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When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignit...
Mind-boggling ruddy milk party of the first part
  08/14/13
thank you for showing me kindness :)
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vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy
  08/14/13
(not bloodacre)
Crawly Goal In Life Abode
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Glittery field
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When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred ho...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
*orders a BBP*
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exhilarant box office
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When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it'...
Adventurous dun community account
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i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to ...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
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If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4...
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ruby quadroon
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The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime
Lascivious silver point tattoo
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It's wrong to attack a pizza.
vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy
  08/14/13
my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u ...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
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If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch a...
vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy
  08/14/13
is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while
galvanic forum useless brakes
  08/14/13
LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the...
lemon supple range preventive strike
  08/14/13
there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are ...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
To be fair, Do you want me to fight some of these niggers...
orchid bateful indirect expression
  08/14/13
you always come through for me when no one else does ty and ...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
To be fair, k
orchid bateful indirect expression
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ty, whitest knight <3
Lascivious silver point tattoo
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TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white...
Purple useless church generalized bond
  08/14/13
TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"
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  08/14/13
Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all et...
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  06/11/25
Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by me...
vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy
  08/14/13
yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to mak...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the t...
lemon supple range preventive strike
  08/14/13
you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier
galvanic forum useless brakes
  08/14/13
that was just me on my other account
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tantric gaped school dog poop
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You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill ...
lemon supple range preventive strike
  08/14/13
ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female...
lemon supple range preventive strike
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i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there....
Lascivious silver point tattoo
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you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low c...
lemon supple range preventive strike
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do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
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Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ...
lemon supple range preventive strike
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well i think i could date a guy who was not really very succ...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
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Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty o...
lemon supple range preventive strike
  08/14/13
i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one....
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
Go for it then, Godspeed
lemon supple range preventive strike
  08/14/13
ty for the advice friend
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
"95th percentile body" LINK?
magical wonderful depressive stage
  08/14/13
i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you ho...
magical wonderful depressive stage
  08/14/13
whatever
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I...
rose principal's office
  08/14/13
A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.
vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy
  08/14/13
It's ok to pick on a pizza.
Mind-boggling ruddy milk party of the first part
  08/14/13
It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pic...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not t...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
lol
fantasy-prone pearly old irish cottage
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If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it ...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
180
Purple useless church generalized bond
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It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.
Mind-boggling ruddy milk party of the first part
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If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your p...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly ...
Adventurous dun community account
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When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'doug...
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cordovan doctorate love of her life
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When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automaticall...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, i...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks...
Purple useless church generalized bond
  08/14/13
a pretty shitty contribution
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box
Purple useless church generalized bond
  08/14/13
lol tyft
magical wonderful depressive stage
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers
magical wonderful depressive stage
  08/14/13
it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
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180 transparent round eye
  08/14/13
you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno
fantasy-prone pearly old irish cottage
  08/14/13
One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage...
shaky idiot
  08/14/13
i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them
offensive soul-stirring dilemma
  08/14/13
The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom
Purple useless church generalized bond
  08/14/13
did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a d...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
I see potential for a lengthy pun story here
Purple useless church generalized bond
  08/14/13
Fungi. Fungi.
vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy
  08/14/13
sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know w...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three sl...
Purple useless church generalized bond
  08/14/13
165
Exciting Cruel-hearted Juggernaut Stain
  08/15/13
When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being ...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
lmao
magical wonderful depressive stage
  08/14/13
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tantric gaped school dog poop
  08/14/13
You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.
Crusty shimmering hospital
  08/14/13
this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. t...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.
Green office azn
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When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't off...
Adventurous dun community account
  08/14/13
When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.
Adventurous dun community account
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cordovan doctorate love of her life
  08/14/13
my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand t...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
Pics?
Confused Dashing Chapel
  08/14/13
link?
indigo bull headed sanctuary regret
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Multi-colored dead mexican
  08/14/13
After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots...
house-broken double fault market
  08/14/13
People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and ro...
Puce house
  08/14/13
A pizza's crust is normal.
vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy
  08/14/13
A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped...
brilliant theater
  08/14/13
ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
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lisa rowe can't be topped!
Honey-headed razzle site
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i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
a pizza can feed a family of four.
Honey-headed razzle site
  08/14/13
not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and the...
Lascivious silver point tattoo
  08/14/13
ps the dad was bloodacre
Honey-headed razzle site
  08/14/13
you know how bad i want that irl
Lascivious silver point tattoo
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One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and T...
Maize temple
  08/14/13
a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.
Honey-headed razzle site
  08/14/13
Pizza tastes good
appetizing flushed deer antler candlestick maker
  08/14/13
Underrated
Exciting Cruel-hearted Juggernaut Stain
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Odious Knife Location
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After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box a...
Maize temple
  08/14/13
Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from...
appetizing flushed deer antler candlestick maker
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LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.
swashbuckling hell mother
  08/14/13
late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece o...
vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy
  08/14/13
Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good
Anal home
  08/14/13
lol
Bisexual crystalline hall
  08/14/13
Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDl...
Anal home
  08/14/13
yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post
Bisexual crystalline hall
  08/14/13
~h8-->1luv
Anal home
  08/14/13
You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop bec...
Maize temple
  08/14/13
i can only eat pizza a few times per day.
ebony pit
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(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the...
galvanic forum useless brakes
  08/14/13
when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the...
Sinister spruce personal credit line legend
  08/14/13
180
Aromatic Sex Offender
  08/14/13
lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters
Bisexual crystalline hall
  08/14/13
pizza doesn't cut itself
disgusting kitchen roast beef
  08/14/13
/thread. instant classic
Bisexual crystalline hall
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At-the-ready aphrodisiac halford
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insanely creepy fighting brunch
  08/14/13
180
Honey-headed razzle site
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appetizing flushed deer antler candlestick maker
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brilliant theater
  08/17/13
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aquamarine keepsake machete
  09/11/13
Lmao
Bat-shit-crazy electric furnace kitty cat
  06/07/17
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Charismatic Shivering Becky Brethren
  08/12/25
you wash your hands before touching the pizza.
bearded contagious boiling water shrine
  08/14/13
Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when y...
At-the-ready aphrodisiac halford
  08/14/13
my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa ...
Electric unhinged antidepressant drug associate
  08/14/13
lol
Honey-headed razzle site
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opaque zippy base
  08/15/13
When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a min...
Bearded titillating stag film
  08/14/13
180
comical flirting piazza cumskin
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I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out ...
Vibrant coldplay fan corner
  08/14/13
A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser wit...
Obsidian Trust Fund Nibblets
  08/17/13
poignant
pale pungent stock car psychic
  08/17/13
Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged
Gay Area
  08/17/13
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At-the-ready aphrodisiac halford
  09/11/13
A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone'...
aquamarine keepsake machete
  09/11/13
one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the ins...
Trip crackhouse
  09/11/13
The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today
swashbuckling hell mother
  09/11/13
wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's
beady-eyed chocolate den athletic conference
  12/28/13
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
fragrant overrated bawdyhouse
  12/28/13
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irate indecent jewess center
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IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHIN...
Know-it-all razzle-dazzle trailer park
  01/23/14
Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.
stubborn slate organic girlfriend
  03/10/14
a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.
Hairraiser duck-like stage
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Medicated slap-happy parlour
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jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not ev...
Crawly Goal In Life Abode
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Razzmatazz massive french chef locus
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disgusting kitchen roast beef
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indigo bull headed sanctuary regret
  11/29/15
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indigo bull headed sanctuary regret
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Medicated slap-happy parlour
  01/05/16
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indigo bull headed sanctuary regret
  03/13/16
I want pizza
Curious Mediation
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Razzmatazz massive french chef locus
  09/22/17
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Adventurous dun community account
  03/31/18
What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast? I see she w...
Carnelian histrionic macaca
  07/18/18
it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.
Pink metal messiness institution
  07/18/18
(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)
Carnelian histrionic macaca
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ruby quadroon
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indigo bull headed sanctuary regret
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indigo bull headed sanctuary regret
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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:49 AM
Author: Multi-colored dead mexican

tell me

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

After a felon who did not graduate from high school drops the pizza off at your house in exchange for $15, it will not try to rifle through your medicine cabinet.

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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: magical wonderful depressive stage

lol tyft

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:12 PM
Author: Misunderstood Narrow-minded Business Firm Lettuce

This is like 180 gold with no recognition.

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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:19 PM
Author: beady-eyed chocolate den athletic conference

Today, it is recognized as gold my brother.

180

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:40 AM
Author: Medicated slap-happy parlour

fucking lol

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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:41 AM
Author: red angry jew wagecucks



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:41 PM
Author: Stimulating emerald native kitty

so underrated

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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: Odious Knife Location



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:13 PM
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(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#35731933)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: nighttime hissy fit faggot firefighter



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#36451105)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:11 AM
Author: fishy cuckold private investor



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#36451110)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:35 PM
Author: Purple useless church generalized bond



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43620987)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: bespoke karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#45943077)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Grizzly wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#48436917)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:01 AM
Author: coral vigorous parlor pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49005046)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Shivering Becky Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49179088)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Diverse internal respiration people who are hurt



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49179095)



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Date: January 11th, 2026 6:37 AM
Author: coral vigorous parlor pisswyrm



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49580373)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: Stirring lay elastic band

it's enjoyable to fuck a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836081)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:50 AM
Author: lime low-t plaza

When I order a pizza, it doesn't arrive at my doorstep covered in cum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836082)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Multi-colored dead mexican

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#27872800)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:26 PM
Author: indigo bull headed sanctuary regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#48436916)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Grizzly wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#48436918)



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Date: July 6th, 2026 5:29 PM
Author: indigo bull headed sanctuary regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49982196)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: Stirring lay elastic band

a promptly delivered pizza can fetch $12

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836085)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 AM
Author: sepia resort

Pizzas don't suck cock for a small bag of meth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836088)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:53 AM
Author: magical wonderful depressive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836099)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:54 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When you are done eating a pizza, you have not consumed a nearly fatal amount of gonorrhoea bacteria.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836103)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: orchid bateful indirect expression

To be fair,

(Guy who doesn't ENGAGE THE PIZZA TRACKER)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836236)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:56 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When a pizzas gets cold it does not mean that it went into cardiac arrest due to violent withdrawal symptoms.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836108)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:57 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When you share a pizza with your friends it does not inform you that it is $35 extra per guy and $50 for anyone who takes pictures.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836113)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:59 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When you are finished with a pizza it does not ask if it can sleep on your couch for a few nights and borrow $70 to get its cell phone reactivated.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836121)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:03 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

weird blob of shit from another dimension

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836142)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: Multi-colored dead mexican

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836195)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Purple useless church generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836415)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: mahogany immigrant affirmative action

rofl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836446)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:53 AM
Author: mewling garrison dingle berry

took a few attempts but 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837007)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: Bisexual crystalline hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837358)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 PM
Author: disgusting kitchen roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23838721)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:28 PM
Author: Odious Knife Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#25165720)



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Date: March 24th, 2021 2:43 PM
Author: ruby quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42157979)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:58 PM
Author: bespoke karate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#45943078)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:50 PM
Author: Charismatic Shivering Becky Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49179090)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:07 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ruddy milk party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836155)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: magical wonderful depressive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:08 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ruddy milk party of the first part



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:09 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

The ignorant teenagers who made the pizza were not blackout drunk, just a little high.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836162)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:10 AM
Author: lime low-t plaza

Pizzas don't grab their ankles when Tyrone barks at them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836166)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:11 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ruddy milk party of the first part

I'm not afraid of the pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836169)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

best of thread

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836179)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836194)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:27 PM
Author: Grizzly wrinkle



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#48436921)



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Date: December 11th, 2024 12:28 PM
Author: Grizzly wrinkle

Criminally underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#48436925)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:12 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

If you have a few beers with the pizza it won't start crying and tell you about its family.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836176)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: magical wonderful depressive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:13 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

If you order the pizza online it's going to at least passingly resemble its picture when it shows up at your door.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836180)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: magical wonderful depressive stage



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836362)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:14 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

At least one person in history has said that a pizza is incredibly hot.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836183)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 AM
Author: magical wonderful depressive stage

(guy who doesn't realize that guys will say ANYTHING to get laid)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836364)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

pizzas have an expiration date

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836184)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:15 AM
Author: Flesh Stead

after you eat a pizza there's less grease on your hands

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836187)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:16 AM
Author: lime low-t plaza

Pizzas are not whores.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836188)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:17 AM
Author: heady territorial orchestra pit mood

A pizza tracker is online and engaged by the buyer instead of around the ankle and mandated by the state.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836189)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:23 AM
Author: Multi-colored dead mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836203)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:50 AM
Author: fantasy-prone pearly old irish cottage

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837697)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:04 PM
Author: racy yapping senate



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23838037)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:04 PM
Author: disgusting kitchen roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23846455)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:07 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23857525)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 10:35 PM
Author: Medicated slap-happy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29635464)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:14 PM
Author: haunting chrome property



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#35731944)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:18 AM
Author: heady territorial orchestra pit mood

The white box LR is kept in is padded.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836190)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:19 AM
Author: vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy

you want more pizza in the morning.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836193)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:21 AM
Author: vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy

you're not ashamed to tell your friends you had pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836197)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:35 AM
Author: Umber Boyish Digit Ratio National

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837616)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When a pizza shows up at a party everybody cheers instead of instinctively double-checking that they still have their wallets.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836199)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:22 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ruddy milk party of the first part

Pizzas aren't children of God who deserve respect and dignity despite their flaws.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836200)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:26 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

thank you for showing me kindness :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836206)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836231)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:40 PM
Author: Crawly Goal In Life Abode

(not bloodacre)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23842193)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 3:06 PM
Author: Glittery field



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#35731905)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:25 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When a pizza is an extra-large it doesn't spend a hundred hours trying to convince an internet forum that it's a size 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836205)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ruddy milk party of the first part

*orders a BBP*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836212)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:48 PM
Author: exhilarant box office



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#24884254)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:27 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When a pizza falls on the floor in a dingy frat basement it's not because it was there trying to score ketamine.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:28 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

i seriously doubt any frat would think i was cool enough to invite me to one of their crazy parties

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836219)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:29 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

If you forget to pick up a pizza it won't show up drunk at 4:00 a.m. to slash your tires.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:34 AM
Author: Trip crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#24031386)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:54 PM
Author: Trip crackhouse



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#45943056)



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Date: February 16th, 2023 2:55 PM
Author: ruby quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#45943063)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

The pizza does not claim that it's round just because it's a mesomorph.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836226)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

i dont think u know what ur talking about endo slime

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836230)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:30 AM
Author: vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy

It's wrong to attack a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836227)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

my irl friend is sitting here reading this shit and maybe u guys could tone it down since i have company tyia

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836232)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:33 AM
Author: vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy

If you share a pizza with friends you probably won't catch anything.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836243)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: galvanic forum useless brakes

is box ok? she hasnt posted in a while

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836246)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:31 AM
Author: lemon supple range preventive strike

LR you know we <3 you but this might be the thread of the year. I could easily see a stand-up comic working many of these into a routine about an ex.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836235)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

there are a few that are pretty funny but a lot of them are stupid and seem to just be mean spirited. i have been leaving here feeling dejected a lot lately, even my irl friends have noticed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836248)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:35 AM
Author: orchid bateful indirect expression

To be fair,

Do you want me to fight some of these niggers on your behalf

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836251)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

you always come through for me when no one else does ty and yes, i would like that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836270)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: orchid bateful indirect expression

To be fair,

k

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836281)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

ty, whitest knight <3

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836408)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: Purple useless church generalized bond

TBF- not only a bitter deranged lunatic, but also beta white knighter

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836424)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:11 AM
Author: frum library

TMF: "WILL FIGHT EVERY NIGGER IN THIS PLACE"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837041)



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Date: June 11th, 2025 11:03 AM
Author: Sticky university mad-dog skullcap

Lol TBF used to simp for Lisa Rowe, preserve this for all eternity

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49005049)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy

Do you think it's possible that this site is populated by mean spirited misanthropes? Just throwing that out there.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836253)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:39 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

yeah and misogynists to boot! its gotten a lot harder to make new friends here ive noticed or maybe it just seems that way to me lately...

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836264)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: lemon supple range preventive strike

That's because everyone posts under their pumo most of the time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836271)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:41 AM
Author: galvanic forum useless brakes

you had someone literally begging for pix of u earlier

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836272)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:47 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

that was just me on my other account

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:44 AM
Author: tantric gaped school dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837356)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: lemon supple range preventive strike

You objectively have a 95th percentile body and are a chill chick. You should try going out in areas you normally don't to meet people. Stay away from LR xoxo threads for awhile. You'll be happier.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836269)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:49 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

ty for the kind words and good advice. honestly i never meet new people, but i dont really go places either. i go out to get food and except for the people i pass on the sidewalk, my social circle never seems to grow much :( i wish a new and interesting person would appear in my life, a new friend or maybe even something more

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:52 AM
Author: lemon supple range preventive strike

go to a random bar in the richest part of town with a female friend. 100% chance you get hit on.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836294)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:55 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

i only ever went to one bar and that is when i worked there. i dont really enjoy doing it and i also dont really enjoy being hit on and i dont think men really enjoy having to do that either, do they? what are your thoughts on internet dating?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836304)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:01 AM
Author: lemon supple range preventive strike

you should do it. have at least one photo of you in a low cut, tight dress, but at an upscale lounge. describe domestic, CGWBT interests and hobbies. you will have good looking rich doods buying you dinners left and right.

go to nice bars and lounges you haven't been to even if you don't enjoy it at first. doods worth talking to enjoy hitting on women, and you will meet some solid doods this way even if it's uncomfortable for you initially.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836327)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:04 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

do you think i can still pull something like that off? im no spring chicken anymore. i hope guys will still be interested in me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836338)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:08 AM
Author: lemon supple range preventive strike

Yes. xoxo is correct that you were better looking 10 years ago than you are now. but especially with your body, you will still have sex appeal for a decade. xoxo is also correct, however, that you will have less sex appeal each passing year. now is the time to take control of your romantic life and put yourself out there among successful doods. you'll find one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836349)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

well i think i could date a guy who was not really very successful at all if he was a nice person and he cared about me and who i am on the inside. there is not a lot of things that i want to buy but i would like my children to go to a nice school and things like that. is it very important that he be successful? what sort of problems might i run into if he was not like that?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836365)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: lemon supple range preventive strike

Worry about the long term at this point. There are plenty of nice people out there who would care about you but also make a respectable living. You'll eventually become unhappy around a starving artist type.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836410)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:29 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

i dont really like artists much anyway. ive never dated one. i don't think they'd really want to date me anyway. but once i went out with a guy who felt like he was a failure and he said he was going to hang out in the art scene so that he didn't appear to be a loser at first glance, even though he wasn't any kind of artist. i think that's what he ended up doing but i don't think he's much happier than before.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836435)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: lemon supple range preventive strike

Go for it then, Godspeed

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836450)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:40 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

ty for the advice friend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836458)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: magical wonderful depressive stage

"95th percentile body"

LINK?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836370)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:16 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

i dont want to brag but irl im considered pretty hot shit on fire, at least that's what literally everybody tells me

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836381)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: magical wonderful depressive stage

*guys eager to empty their balls into your mouth call you hot*

Oh what hot shit on fire

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836390)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:24 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

whatever

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836411)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:07 PM
Author: rose principal's office

Really? No offense, but after all the derogatory comments I've read about you on here, I just assumed you were a landbeast.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837750)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:34 AM
Author: vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy

A pizza will come in about thirty minutes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836245)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:36 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ruddy milk party of the first part

It's ok to pick on a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836255)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:38 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

It's possible for a male of average physical strength to pick up a pizza.

Men are routinely happy about deciding to pick up a pizza.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836261)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:37 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When a pizza shows up at a school or youth center it's not there to perform court-ordered community service.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836259)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:12 PM
Author: fantasy-prone pearly old irish cottage

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23838842)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:40 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

If you get sick of your pizza and toss it in a dumpster, it doesn't scream back "YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN THIS LOW BEFORE MOTHERFUCKER" and violently kick the walls.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836267)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Purple useless church generalized bond

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836312)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:54 AM
Author: salmon thriller tanning salon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837140)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:44 AM
Author: Mind-boggling ruddy milk party of the first part

It's ok for kids to eat pizza at parties.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836275)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:45 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

If you are so stoned that you absolutely have to have your pizza right then, you don't need to promise you love it and give it a bump of crystal before you can have it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836279)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:48 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

If you flippantly say a pizza was great it won't get overly encouraged and decide to apply to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836287)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:53 AM
Author: cordovan doctorate love of her life

When you pick up a pizza, your friends don't text back 'dough mound' and you don't reply 'just so you know'.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836296)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: cordovan doctorate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836359)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 2:59 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When you pay cash for a pizza, the money is not automatically earmarked for pills.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836314)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When you leave a pizza at your house while you go to work, it does not start excitedly texting everyone that it thinks it has a boyfriend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836321)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

this is kind of funny, im surprised you came up with it hehe jk thats rude you faggot

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836334)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:00 AM
Author: Purple useless church generalized bond

Only cheese and tomato sauce ooze and drip out of the cracks in a pizza's box.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836324)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:02 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

a pretty shitty contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836335)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: Purple useless church generalized bond

to be fair, white sauce can also drip out of a pizza's box

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836380)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: magical wonderful depressive stage

lol tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836385)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:11 AM
Author: magical wonderful depressive stage

a pizza doesn't have unprotected sex with niggers

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836360)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:14 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

it should try it lol im kidding but seriously i really enjoy it

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836369)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:31 AM
Author: 180 transparent round eye



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837284)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:13 PM
Author: fantasy-prone pearly old irish cottage

you've never seen a pizza delivery guy porno

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23838854)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:15 AM
Author: shaky idiot

One of these things is greasy, crusty and covered in sausage. The other is pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836378)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:17 AM
Author: offensive soul-stirring dilemma

i dunno, they both look great with Italian sausage on them

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836383)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Purple useless church generalized bond

The only fungus you'll see on a pizza is a mushroom

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:19 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

did you hear the one about the mushroom who couldn't get a date? he said hey, what's the matter? im a fungus!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836392)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:21 AM
Author: Purple useless church generalized bond

I see potential for a lengthy pun story here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836397)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:52 AM
Author: vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy

Fungi. Fungi.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837002)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:02 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

sometimes i feel like you don't understand me and you know what? sometimes i feel like you dont even try

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837168)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:20 AM
Author: Purple useless church generalized bond

while both go for 99 cents per slice, it takes over three slices of pizza to start feeling ill

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836394)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:33 AM
Author: Exciting Cruel-hearted Juggernaut Stain

165

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23843016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:25 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When a pizza leaves a Dominoes, it's not because it's being escorted out for violating a restraining order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836416)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:27 AM
Author: magical wonderful depressive stage

lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836427)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:55 AM
Author: tantric gaped school dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837403)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:32 AM
Author: Crusty shimmering hospital

You can get 2 for 1 deals with pizza but LR is unique.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836441)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

this one is probably my favorite out of this whole thread. ty for posting it :)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836453)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:36 AM
Author: Green office azn

A pizza serves an actual purpose in lyfe.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836449)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:37 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When a driver puts a pizza in the car, the pizza doesn't offer him 25 adderalls if he will drive it all the way to Fresno where the Pizza's friend lives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836454)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:41 AM
Author: Adventurous dun community account

When a pizza gets baked it's not violating its parole.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836460)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:42 AM
Author: cordovan doctorate love of her life



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836463)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:51 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

my friend laughed at me irl. she doesn't really understand these memes since she knows what im like irl and im actually pretty classy and dont do most of the stuff itt

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836486)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: Confused Dashing Chapel

Pics?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837116)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:32 AM
Author: indigo bull headed sanctuary regret

link?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23857556)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:55 AM
Author: Multi-colored dead mexican



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836492)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 3:46 AM
Author: house-broken double fault market

After I eat pizza I don't need to go to the doctor for shots.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23836472)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:54 AM
Author: Puce house

People actually enjoy the fact that the pizza is flat and round?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837009)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 8:56 AM
Author: vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy

A pizza's crust is normal.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837011)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:45 AM
Author: brilliant theater

A pizza is an oven-baked, flat, round bread typically topped with a tomato sauce, cheese and various other assorted toppings.

Lisa Rowe on the other hand is an ugly cunt whore degenerate bitch of a woman who spends her life on a racist misogynistic message board.

The two are quite different, I assure you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837125)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:47 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

ty for the attention, its like its my birthday and christmas all at the same time but really its just any old wednesday, also known as hump day lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837127)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Honey-headed razzle site

lisa rowe can't be topped!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837130)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:50 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

i would consider allowing you to be on top of me tnsj if you know what i mean (fucking) im jk. my friend is sitting here with me irl and im just kind of showing off for her. she thinks xo is a little bit fun and she is thinking of posting herself some time.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837134)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:51 AM
Author: Honey-headed razzle site

a pizza can feed a family of four.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837136)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:59 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

not really. the dad would eat like half of the pizza and there are other variables here that make this unlikely a lot of the time but i dont want to argue about it anymore

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837157)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:00 AM
Author: Honey-headed razzle site

ps the dad was bloodacre

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837159)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:01 AM
Author: Lascivious silver point tattoo

you know how bad i want that irl

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837164)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:49 AM
Author: Maize temple

One comes with a box and the other comes with The Box (and Twist).

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837131)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 9:57 AM
Author: Honey-headed razzle site

a pizza doesn't scream when i make sweet love to it.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837151)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:11 AM
Author: appetizing flushed deer antler candlestick maker

Pizza tastes good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837210)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 12:34 AM
Author: Exciting Cruel-hearted Juggernaut Stain

Underrated

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23843020)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:41 PM
Author: Odious Knife Location



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#24884222)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:12 AM
Author: Maize temple

After having been baked for a long time it goes into a box and is unceremoniously driven to its final destination. You eat the other one.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837214)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:13 AM
Author: appetizing flushed deer antler candlestick maker

Pizza won't tell you that it's pregnant and needs money from you to pay for the abortion, just to scam some cash from you.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837218)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: swashbuckling hell mother

LR smells like anchovies no matter what you order.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837317)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:36 AM
Author: vivacious burgundy theatre ladyboy

late at night you can really get a craving for a hot piece of pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837318)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:38 AM
Author: Anal home

Even when it's bad, it's good... Mmm good

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837332)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:45 AM
Author: Bisexual crystalline hall

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837361)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:51 AM
Author: Anal home

Oh hai askav! Peace bro, http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=McDgDlnDX0Y&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMcDgDlnDX0Y

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837387)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:03 AM
Author: Bisexual crystalline hall

yeah man no hate i just thought it was a corny post

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837422)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:12 AM
Author: Anal home

~h8-->1luv

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837459)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:52 AM
Author: Maize temple

You know you shouldn't eat its crust, but you can't stop because it tastes so good. The crust on the pizza is just plain gross

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837388)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:06 AM
Author: ebony pit

i can only eat pizza a few times per day.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837429)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:13 PM
Author: galvanic forum useless brakes

(guy trying to be main subject of the sequel to Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23838096)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:37 AM
Author: Sinister spruce personal credit line legend

when a guy brings your pizza over he doesn't wait out in the car until you've finished w it to give it a ride home



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837623)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 10:41 PM
Author: Aromatic Sex Offender

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23842202)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:38 AM
Author: Bisexual crystalline hall

lisa rowe doesn't taste better with blisters

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837628)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:44 AM
Author: disgusting kitchen roast beef

pizza doesn't cut itself

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837664)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 11:45 AM
Author: Bisexual crystalline hall

/thread. instant classic

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837667)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:55 PM
Author: At-the-ready aphrodisiac halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837971)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:01 PM
Author: insanely creepy fighting brunch



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23838016)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzle site

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23840389)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 9:29 AM
Author: appetizing flushed deer antler candlestick maker



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23844315)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:10 AM
Author: brilliant theater



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23857531)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:07 PM
Author: aquamarine keepsake machete



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#24034071)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:38 PM
Author: Bat-shit-crazy electric furnace kitty cat

Lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#33497607)



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Date: August 12th, 2025 4:51 PM
Author: Charismatic Shivering Becky Brethren



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49179093)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 12:01 PM
Author: bearded contagious boiling water shrine

you wash your hands before touching the pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23837735)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:06 PM
Author: At-the-ready aphrodisiac halford

Nothing. They're both fast, cheap, and only appealing when you're fucked up.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23838059)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:11 PM
Author: Electric unhinged antidepressant drug associate

my frat bros dont get pissed at me when i cum all over lisa rowe

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23838084)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 6:59 PM
Author: Honey-headed razzle site

lol

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23840387)



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Date: August 15th, 2013 4:06 PM
Author: opaque zippy base



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23846473)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:48 PM
Author: Bearded titillating stag film

When you stick your dick in a pizza, it only burns for a minute

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23838290)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 7:03 PM
Author: comical flirting piazza cumskin

180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23840413)



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Date: August 14th, 2013 1:51 PM
Author: Vibrant coldplay fan corner

I've never wanted to slowly thrust my erect cock in and out in deliberate long thrusts, eyes locked in the intensity of passion as I try to time myself, watching for cues as to the plateau of pleasure to achieve simultaneously as frames writhe and intertwine and moans and gasps and breaths escape from our need bodies... with a pizza.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23838305)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 8:23 AM
Author: Obsidian Trust Fund Nibblets

A pizza isn't a pathetic 36 year old forever alone loser with a meth problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23857544)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 9:40 AM
Author: pale pungent stock car psychic

poignant

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23857679)



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Date: August 17th, 2013 10:08 AM
Author: Gay Area

Engage Pizza Tracker v. Never Engaged

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#23857732)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:05 AM
Author: At-the-ready aphrodisiac halford



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#24031228)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:22 AM
Author: aquamarine keepsake machete

A pizza's driver doesn't wait out in the car until everyone's had a piece.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#24031313)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 1:40 AM
Author: Trip crackhouse

one makes you feel all sated and content and warm on the inside, and the other is a pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#24031422)



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Date: September 11th, 2013 5:16 PM
Author: swashbuckling hell mother

The pizza delivery guy died 12 years ago today

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#24034114)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:20 PM
Author: beady-eyed chocolate den athletic conference

wow. This entire thread is chock full of 180's

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#24727533)



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Date: December 28th, 2013 10:35 PM
Author: fragrant overrated bawdyhouse

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#24727608)



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Date: January 9th, 2014 5:18 PM
Author: irate indecent jewess center



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#24804817)



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Date: January 23rd, 2014 4:43 PM
Author: Know-it-all razzle-dazzle trailer park

IF THE PIZZA GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT IT IN A BIG BLACK MACHINE TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN. IF LISA ROWE GETS COLD, YOU CAN PUT A BIG BLACK MACHINE IN IT TO MAKE IT WARM AGAIN.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#24884233)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:33 PM
Author: stubborn slate organic girlfriend

Everyone is happy when a pizza arrives.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#25165762)



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Date: March 10th, 2014 5:35 PM
Author: Hairraiser duck-like stage

a pizza isn't stupid enough to go to law school.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#25165774)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:39 AM
Author: Medicated slap-happy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#27872794)



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Date: May 12th, 2015 1:42 AM
Author: Crawly Goal In Life Abode

jesus, I laughed at almost every single one of these. not even going to bother bumping them.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#27872821)



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Date: January 19th, 2016 11:09 PM
Author: Razzmatazz massive french chef locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29635776)



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Date: October 25th, 2017 3:36 PM
Author: disgusting kitchen roast beef



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#34526716)



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Date: November 29th, 2015 10:42 PM
Author: indigo bull headed sanctuary regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29274889)



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Date: December 23rd, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: indigo bull headed sanctuary regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29443707)



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Date: January 5th, 2016 12:58 AM
Author: Medicated slap-happy parlour



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29523743)



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Date: March 13th, 2016 7:47 AM
Author: indigo bull headed sanctuary regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#30045225)



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Date: June 7th, 2017 3:41 PM
Author: Curious Mediation

I want pizza

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#33497638)



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Date: September 22nd, 2017 8:14 PM
Author: Razzmatazz massive french chef locus



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#34272404)



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Date: March 31st, 2018 2:53 PM
Author: Adventurous dun community account



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#35731864)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:16 AM
Author: Carnelian histrionic macaca

What happened to Lisa Rowe? She still poast?

I see she was outed quite a bit in 2010-2012. NOT COOL.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#36451142)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:25 AM
Author: Pink metal messiness institution

it's 180 that she doesn't post here anymore.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#36451208)



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Date: July 18th, 2018 10:17 AM
Author: Carnelian histrionic macaca

(insert joke about "Family Sized Pizza" here)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#36451150)



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Date: April 30th, 2019 3:51 PM
Author: ruby quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#38165888)



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Date: June 21st, 2020 7:19 PM
Author: indigo bull headed sanctuary regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#40468295)



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Date: June 23rd, 2020 9:49 PM
Author: indigo bull headed sanctuary regret



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#40482943)



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Date: July 11th, 2020 3:12 AM
Author: Hyperventilating Gas Station Bbw



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#40585370)



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Date: December 16th, 2021 4:34 PM
Author: ruby quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43620983)



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Date: March 22nd, 2022 5:40 PM
Author: ruby quadroon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=2335929&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#44198924)