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a day in the life of a Snail: an original XO Choose Your Own Adventure Novel

You don't have any work today because you basically only wor...
nubile cuckold digit ratio
  12/29/15
b!
arousing senate
  12/29/15
C
Dashing library scourge upon the earth
  12/29/15
...
maniacal dragon
  12/29/15
c
carmine mewling gay wizard theatre
  12/29/15
a
Charismatic institution toilet seat
  12/29/15
a
floppy house halford
  12/29/15
Next chapter please
arousing senate
  12/29/15
I can', A & B ar tied :(
nubile cuckold digit ratio
  12/29/15
...
maniacal dragon
  12/29/15
Fine I change my vote to A.
arousing senate
  12/29/15
a provides nutrition and wont let you starve
zombie-like chad laser beams
  12/29/15
...
maniacal dragon
  12/29/15
?
zombie-like chad laser beams
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...
maniacal dragon
  12/29/15
You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would fe...
nubile cuckold digit ratio
  12/29/15
...
maniacal dragon
  12/29/15
c for sure
zombie-like chad laser beams
  12/29/15
C
floppy house halford
  12/29/15
c
misunderstood clown private investor
  12/29/15
Xo
Dashing library scourge upon the earth
  12/29/15
chaturbate
chestnut feces public bath
  12/30/15
C!
arousing senate
  12/29/15
NEXT CHAPTER
arousing senate
  12/29/15
everyone in this thread unzips.
vivacious buck-toothed azn nibblets
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...
maniacal dragon
  12/29/15
...
Dashing library scourge upon the earth
  12/29/15
Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?
misunderstood clown private investor
  12/29/15
no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend
Sexy hissy fit wrinkle
  12/29/15
lol ouch
Mind-boggling market idea he suggested
  12/30/15
he is busy doing tinychat
zombie-like chad laser beams
  12/29/15
...
Comical Station
  12/30/15
...
maniacal dragon
  12/30/15
Topic has amazing potential.
Dark electric selfie
  12/30/15
You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some ...
nubile cuckold digit ratio
  12/30/15
2
Mind-boggling market idea he suggested
  12/30/15
I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER s...
Dark electric selfie
  12/30/15
police
chestnut feces public bath
  12/30/15
1
floppy house halford
  12/30/15
lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth
Dashing library scourge upon the earth
  12/30/15
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Dashing library scourge upon the earth
  01/02/16
4 and 180
misunderstood clown private investor
  12/30/15
Wake up and post please.
misunderstood clown private investor
  12/30/15
...
Dashing library scourge upon the earth
  12/30/15
18000000000000000000000000000000000
Marvelous white fortuitous meteor
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...
buff big garrison milk
  11/05/20
next chapter please!
Aromatic Navy Base
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abusive insanely creepy goyim background story
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clear immigrant
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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:54 PM
Author: nubile cuckold digit ratio

You don't have any work today because you basically only work two days out of seven at most. Instead, you are at the local grocery store, pondering how to use your EBT card.

Snow falls to the ground outside as you wish you could drink yourself silly, fall into a snow pile, and never wake up. The store has a pungent odor that one naturally associates with inner-city grocery stores.

Everything in the store reminds you that CAPITALISM is bullshit FRAUD AND LIES where proles fucking SCAVENGE to live when faggot parasite bankers and lawyers and eating out to celebrate RAPING this country and everyone in it. Kill all elites by tearing their limbs off with horses and their families too.

Anyways, you only have enough remaining on your EBT to purchase one of the three products on sale:

a) six cans of turkey chili

b) two liters of diet coke

c) a bunch of bananas

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: arousing senate

b!

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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: Dashing library scourge upon the earth

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481594)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:55 PM
Author: maniacal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29480970)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: carmine mewling gay wizard theatre

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29480973)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:56 PM
Author: Charismatic institution toilet seat

a

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Date: December 29th, 2015 9:57 PM
Author: floppy house halford

a

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29480989)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:11 PM
Author: arousing senate

Next chapter please

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481133)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:15 PM
Author: nubile cuckold digit ratio

I can', A & B ar tied :(

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:20 PM
Author: maniacal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481212)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:21 PM
Author: arousing senate

Fine I change my vote to A.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481216)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:22 PM
Author: zombie-like chad laser beams

a

provides nutrition and wont let you starve

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481222)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:23 PM
Author: maniacal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481225)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: zombie-like chad laser beams

?

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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: maniacal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481289)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:30 PM
Author: nubile cuckold digit ratio

You lug the turkey chili home as you wonder what it would feel like if you shoved it all up your ass. Your death would be a slightly less humiliating than your actual "life".

Once you get home, you throw it all and start smacking it open with your broken can opener. It's broken because you got it from the Dollar Tree a year ago and you use it all the fucking time because you're too fucking depressed to cook FUCK OBAMA'S AMERICA.

After microwaving it, you douse it in tabasco sauce that you STOLE from Chipotle because LLJL fuck those shitlib faggots, it's so 180 to go at peak hour and just fucking steal sauce. You hope you get arrested one day because at least jail provides life structure.

While eating, you have four tabs open on the computer. None of them are XO. Which do you go on while eating your SHITchili

a) facebook

b) ashemaletv

c) chaturbate

d) drudgereport

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481288)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: maniacal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481296)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:32 PM
Author: zombie-like chad laser beams

c for sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481299)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:33 PM
Author: floppy house halford

C

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481311)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:56 PM
Author: misunderstood clown private investor

c

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481436)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:16 PM
Author: Dashing library scourge upon the earth

Xo

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481600)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:58 AM
Author: chestnut feces public bath

chaturbate

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482189)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:31 PM
Author: arousing senate

C!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481291)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 10:51 PM
Author: arousing senate

NEXT CHAPTER

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481403)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:00 PM
Author: vivacious buck-toothed azn nibblets

everyone in this thread unzips.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481469)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:15 PM
Author: maniacal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481596)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:14 PM
Author: Dashing library scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481589)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:33 PM
Author: misunderstood clown private investor

Did they turn off Snailmo's electricity?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481713)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:39 PM
Author: Sexy hissy fit wrinkle

no, i think he found a job, and a girlfriend

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481748)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:41 AM
Author: Mind-boggling market idea he suggested

lol ouch

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482097)



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Date: December 29th, 2015 11:47 PM
Author: zombie-like chad laser beams

he is busy doing tinychat

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29481804)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:38 AM
Author: Comical Station



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482070)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:39 AM
Author: maniacal dragon



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482079)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 12:40 AM
Author: Dark electric selfie

Topic has amazing potential.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482091)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:01 AM
Author: nubile cuckold digit ratio

You log into chaturbate in order to watch a session of some dude that you've been following since you found his pictures on a /pol/ thread describing how DEGENERATE transexuals are. JFC shitlibs are really disgusting just trying to shove all of this trans shit down our throat. fuck Obama, we should drag out all media FAGGOTS from their home like that 180000 scene in the Dark Knight Arises where Bane39 takes over Gotham.

You shovel turkey chili in your mouth and you can't help stop thinking about Benzo's asshole and retching, so you put it away for a bit.

Instead, you decide to FURIOUSLY stroke your SPERMWYRM to the long-haired crossdresser on the stream as he seductively WIGGLES his puckered BUTTHOLE.

It is enjoyable and you can see the light at the end of the tunnel, until something horrifying pops out of his shirt. He has BREASTS now. Your wyrm reddens and shrinkens as you realize that he is now identifying as a "she" and has become taking hormones. In disgust, you throw off your Beats!(tm) headphones (they were a gift) and close the window. You zip up your pants angrily as yet another fine day RUINED by libs.

You decide to research more possible career paths that you will never accomplish while you finish your chili. What do you research?

1) Military

2) Police

3) Education

4) Computer Science

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482203)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Mind-boggling market idea he suggested

2

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482210)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:03 AM
Author: Dark electric selfie

I choose 2, sounds like a great opportunity to bash BOOMER scum.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482211)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:08 AM
Author: chestnut feces public bath

police

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482227)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:09 AM
Author: floppy house halford

1

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482232)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 1:49 AM
Author: Dashing library scourge upon the earth

lol r u like a genderfuluid snail or sth

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482337)



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Date: January 2nd, 2016 2:50 PM
Author: Dashing library scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29505583)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 2:02 AM
Author: misunderstood clown private investor

4 and 180

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29482377)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:26 AM
Author: misunderstood clown private investor

Wake up and post please.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29483717)



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Date: December 30th, 2015 11:10 PM
Author: Dashing library scourge upon the earth



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#29488970)



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Date: January 11th, 2016 10:55 AM
Author: Marvelous white fortuitous meteor

18000000000000000000000000000000000

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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:16 AM
Author: buff big garrison milk



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:22 AM
Author: Aromatic Navy Base

next chapter please!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=3082672&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#41284068)



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Date: December 13th, 2025 2:14 AM
Author: abusive insanely creepy goyim background story



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Date: November 5th, 2020 8:34 AM
Author: clear immigrant



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