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My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she...
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I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others...
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our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming
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aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)
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Lol'd IRL, tyft
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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:10 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:15 AM
Author: Soul-stirring Forum

ugh man. in college i met this cute girl at the bookstore and gave her my #. she left a message when i was out, but because i bought the cheapest piece of shit answering machine her message got garbled after the first few seconds ("hey, we met at the bookstore..."). so i didn't have her # or name and never saw her again. she probably thinks i ghosted her.

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:52 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

"And once again, after who knows what aeons of the silence and dark, the birds will sing and the waters flow, and lights and shadows move across the hills,

And the faces of our friends laugh upon us with amazed recognition."

All wholesome misunderstandings will have their day in the sun, thank Goodness!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42882726)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 16th, 2021 6:53 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Brass Potus Queen Of The Night



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:46 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:55 AM
Author: Junko Enoshima

Couldn't you have checked your bill to see what number called?

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: Duck-like genital piercing jew

My mom once recorded an answering machine greeting where she yelled at my brother that she didn't know how he was getting home from his friend's house and to call her from a pay phone. She left it on there and we kept getting messages like "Uh..... Hi, this is Rachel calling for Mr. Sickly from Dr. Blah blah..."

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Date: August 2nd, 2021 4:00 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

LOL. Speaking of wholesome misunderstandings - truly the kind of thing that could only happen in the 90s.

My first relationship happened at the turn of the 21st century, and I remember frequently using payphones at the mall and/or promenade type places to arrange pick up times with our parents.

And I also distinctly remember feeling reluctant to get a cellphone, even when my parents, my sisters, and my girlfriend's sisters all wanted me to have one.

My junior high girlfriend and I knew that something valuable was being lost - living in a reality unmediated by screens - and held out as long as we could. (She's a Mediterranean Catholicmo - coincidence? I don't think so. All heart.)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42882731)



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:47 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:04 AM
Author: Razzle gold sex offender yarmulke

"You've reached the..."

entire intact, white nuclear family together: "Johnson family! Leave a message!"

*lib shudders*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43194579)



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:07 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

😂😂😂

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Date: September 30th, 2021 12:02 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:52 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 30th, 2021 4:54 PM
Author: talented frozen dopamine crotch



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Date: September 30th, 2021 5:23 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:26 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

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Date: November 27th, 2021 12:51 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: November 27th, 2021 2:52 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

LMAO at this planet...

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Date: November 28th, 2021 7:56 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:43 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:47 AM
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Date: November 29th, 2021 1:52 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:49 PM
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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:50 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:37 PM
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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:43 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Brethren

I remember my sister and I deliberately deleting each others' messages

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Date: August 3rd, 2021 1:09 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

This sounds like something out of Charlie Brown or John Hughes: 180!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42887666)



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Date: August 3rd, 2021 6:21 AM
Author: Beady-eyed Brethren

our parents even got us our own phone line- 1992 dreaming

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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:18 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

Can't believe I missed this poast, Ho Lee Fuk

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42944234)



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:36 AM
Author: Charismatic Hall



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Date: August 2nd, 2021 8:49 AM
Author: passionate community account indian lodge



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Date: August 8th, 2021 5:48 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: August 14th, 2021 7:55 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: August 14th, 2021 8:21 AM
Author: odious trailer park toaster

aren't you fancy (tony soprano's mom)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42944246)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:46 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

Lol'd IRL, tyft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42950183)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 11:49 AM
Author: dun swashbuckling background story

Asking operator to do an emergency cut-in so your mom can come pick you up from the mall.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42950197)



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Date: August 15th, 2021 12:34 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

180000000000000000000

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Date: August 16th, 2021 1:26 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: August 16th, 2021 3:16 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:04 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: Razzle-dazzle abode

Strong thread/moniker synergy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42969803)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:08 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

;-)

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Date: August 18th, 2021 3:10 PM
Author: Pungent set

Weird how voice mail used to be something to look forward to.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42969813)



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Date: August 18th, 2021 5:55 PM
Author: dun swashbuckling background story

Someone in a neighborhood group found a phone and this boomer recommended he call the number and leave a voicemail because people still check their voicemail.

I don't think I've checked a voicemail in years.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#42970818)



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 27th, 2021 2:46 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: August 22nd, 2021 2:18 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:18 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 2nd, 2021 5:19 PM
Author: pink national half-breed

It was in my parents' bedroom. I would distinctly remember coming home from a weekend away, and all of us would crowd into their room as they played the messages. 180 family nostalgia.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43053111)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 12:42 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:06 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

This poast blew my mind, not flame

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43107001)



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Date: September 13th, 2021 6:07 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

As in, an honest-to-goodness Proustian portal to the past, pure wholesomeness on all levels, my friend.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#43107002)



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Date: September 25th, 2021 8:44 AM
Author: Brass Potus Queen Of The Night



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Date: September 25th, 2021 7:48 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 16th, 2021 4:43 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 25th, 2021 5:03 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: September 29th, 2021 2:02 AM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: October 7th, 2021 11:32 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: October 17th, 2021 9:29 PM
Author: doobsian location

[your dad, hoping he can lunge for the button before you or your mom]

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Date: October 19th, 2021 10:54 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

😂😂😂

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Date: October 24th, 2021 8:55 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: November 26th, 2021 9:14 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



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Date: August 19th, 2025 11:21 AM
Author: pink national half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49196901)



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Date: August 20th, 2025 11:21 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49199590)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 10:37 AM
Author: pink national half-breed



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49200263)



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Date: August 21st, 2025 1:49 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49200780)



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Date: October 24th, 2025 7:11 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49372624)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375825)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375827)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:12 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375828)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:13 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375830)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:18 PM
Author: chrome floppy church



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375842)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376322)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 12:25 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted alpha

*is young biglaw associate who went camping over the weekend*

*checks work voicemail at 6 am Monday*

"You have ... 24 ... new voicemails."

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49375859)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 2:59 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

Okay, I lol'd

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376324)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:26 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted alpha

*listens to caller's 5-7 minute rambling voicemail about important matter that finishes with, "anyway, please call me ASAP at [recites number in slurring voice at breakneck speed]"*

*sighs*

*hits 'repeat voicemail' button*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376404)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:29 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

On the bright side, 5-7 minute rambling to make sense of against all odds - and even endlessly repeatable once in a while due to its "180"ness - is mystically similar, in a certain sense, to his other time consuming interest outside the modern white collar services professions, mysteriously known as: "ZoZo"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376409)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted alpha



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376411)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:30 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376412)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:31 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

I really like it here in case I didn't make that clear, my genuinely witty and insightful pumo brother in arms

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376414)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:36 PM
Author: Cruel-hearted alpha

o it's clear brother.



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376428)



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Date: October 26th, 2025 3:37 PM
Author: offensive sneaky criminal

<3<3<3

Gorgeous noblesse oblige on your part, which I had a feeling about given your sense of humor, unironically :-)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49376435)



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Date: February 1st, 2026 8:29 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49639794)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 7:51 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49652305)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:25 PM
Author: Battle Diaper Alita



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49652439)



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Date: February 6th, 2026 8:34 PM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)

Battle Diaper Alita (tp) recording your Answering Machine greeting (tp, to be perfectly clear)

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49652462)



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Date: February 7th, 2026 12:47 AM
Author: Ode to the Web 1.0 Message Boards... (tp, clearly)



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=4891133&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49653001)