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You have 24 hours to bang 3 chicks or the aneurysm in your head blows

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for ...
Navy lodge feces
  12/12/25
*pulls out Rolodex*
sick stage dog poop
  12/12/25
Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it r...
Swollen self-absorbed laser beams old irish cottage
  12/12/25
...
Opaque Field Shitlib
  12/12/25
I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don...
exhilarant church building
  12/12/25
easy
Turquoise school cafeteria striped hyena
  12/12/25
lol ok man
Opaque Field Shitlib
  12/12/25
who is grading the women? i can pull "pepito 6s"...
Crimson cracking resort immigrant
  12/12/25
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Know-it-all umber stain
  12/12/25
100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc...
trip market pisswyrm
  12/12/25
...
Laughsome Milky Milk Heaven
  12/12/25
Subjective 6s? 100%
costumed abnormal bbw
  12/12/25
but where will I get an aneurysm
Fluffy Adulterous Genital Piercing
  12/12/25
...
sick stage dog poop
  12/12/25
Its there. Trust me.
Navy lodge feces
  12/12/25
...
Marvelous infuriating nursing home sweet tailpipe
  12/12/25
lol I’m done here
yapping hateful affirmative action
  12/12/25
yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this ...
free-loading slimy faggotry giraffe
  12/12/25
JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for an...
trip market pisswyrm
  12/12/25
Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on ...
Bull headed preventive strike
  12/12/25
your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debati...
Cerebral turdskin piazza
  12/12/25
I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model...
trip market pisswyrm
  12/12/25
tp.
Bull headed preventive strike
  12/12/25
zero %. 0.00%
Irradiated hot ratface
  12/12/25
they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter https://xcance...
Cerebral turdskin piazza
  12/12/25
who is that
Irradiated hot ratface
  12/12/25
35 all of those tattoos about to be a lawyer jfc women
Crimson cracking resort immigrant
  12/12/25
Nathan @nathaniniowa Dec 8 What is a "mildly trad ...
Crimson cracking resort immigrant
  12/12/25
literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew ...
deranged locale yarmulke
  12/12/25
You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start ...
Thriller Toaster Indian Lodge
  12/12/25
cr
Opaque Field Shitlib
  12/12/25
I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor int...
exhilarant church building
  12/12/25
If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot...
Lake curious legend library
  12/12/25
Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspectiv...
Swollen self-absorbed laser beams old irish cottage
  12/12/25
The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a...
Lake curious legend library
  12/12/25
...
Opaque Field Shitlib
  12/12/25
dumb hypo from a little rat nigger there's no aneurysm
appetizing base electric furnace
  12/12/25
*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks...
Abusive mischievous stag film
  12/12/25
20 years ago, I'd be fine. Today, just pull the aneury...
awkward fishy water buffalo stage
  12/12/25


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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:03 PM
Author: Navy lodge feces

The chicks must be 6s or higher and you can’t pay for it. Odds of your survival?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505190)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:05 PM
Author: sick stage dog poop

*pulls out Rolodex*

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505194)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Swollen self-absorbed laser beams old irish cottage

Would just accept I’m dead. The 6 or higher makes it really tough. Maybe could pull this off if 1-4s were on the table

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505197)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:40 PM
Author: Opaque Field Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505580)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: exhilarant church building

I only get good pussy when I fully embrace being gay and don't want it. 0% survival odds

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505199)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:07 PM
Author: Turquoise school cafeteria striped hyena

easy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505200)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Opaque Field Shitlib

lol ok man

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505581)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:08 PM
Author: Crimson cracking resort immigrant

who is grading the women?

i can pull "pepito 6s" with ease, if it was friday/saturday im confident i could do 2

if its "ronaldo 6s" i may as well go cho

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505201)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:53 PM
Author: Know-it-all umber stain



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505769)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:10 PM
Author: trip market pisswyrm

100% chance of survival but may end up in jail for rape, etc.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505208)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:21 PM
Author: Laughsome Milky Milk Heaven



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505266)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: costumed abnormal bbw

Subjective 6s? 100%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505277)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:25 PM
Author: Fluffy Adulterous Genital Piercing

but where will I get an aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505279)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: sick stage dog poop



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505284)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:27 PM
Author: Navy lodge feces

Its there. Trust me.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505285)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:04 PM
Author: Marvelous infuriating nursing home sweet tailpipe



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505672)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:26 PM
Author: yapping hateful affirmative action

lol I’m done here

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505281)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:28 PM
Author: free-loading slimy faggotry giraffe

yeah a bunch of 40 year old bros could definitely pull this off lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505294)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:30 PM
Author: trip market pisswyrm

JafC, how fat and weak are you guys? It's really easy for any real man to overpower and rape a woman.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505299)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:31 PM
Author: Bull headed preventive strike

Would Autoadmit poasters count? Given the sober emphasis on white collar and white collar-adjacent scholarly discussion here, presumably they'd be impressed by my standardized test scores

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505300)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:39 PM
Author: Cerebral turdskin piazza

your life hanging in the balance of a 300 post thread debating whether girl #3 is a 5 or a 6

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505337)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:41 PM
Author: trip market pisswyrm

I once posted pics of a legitimate former professional model (still only ~27 and had not gained any weight) I fucked and half of the bort said she was a 4.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505340)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:54 PM
Author: Bull headed preventive strike

tp.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505388)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:43 PM
Author: Irradiated hot ratface

zero %.

0.00%

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505350)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:01 PM
Author: Cerebral turdskin piazza

they are setting you up on autoadmit twitter

https://xcancel.com/AloysiusLincoln/status/1998165259153195304#r

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505664)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 7:36 PM
Author: Irradiated hot ratface

who is that

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505734)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Crimson cracking resort immigrant

35

all of those tattoos

about to be a lawyer

jfc women

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505981)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: Crimson cracking resort immigrant

Nathan

@nathaniniowa

Dec 8

What is a "mildly trad set up"?

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

I would rather not work full time while kids are young unless I have to.

internetdaughter.bsky.social

@intrnetdaughter

Dec 8

Yes I have law school debt, in an amount I would pay off in less than 3 years if I drew a US salary. Even if I stayed in Canada, splitting the bills with someone I'd pay that off in under 6 I'd say + prob getting a minor inheritance in next ...6-8 years to throw at it anyway.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505985)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 5:45 PM
Author: deranged locale yarmulke

literally no one can do this except a tubby 45 year old jew from new jersey who lives off his dad's money

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505359)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:36 PM
Author: Thriller Toaster Indian Lodge

You'd need the clock on your side because you need to start pulling chicks as soon as possible. You'd want to go out early evening, again late evening, and again past midnight, but also have a shot in the morning and afternoon. Best bet is probably to head to Vegas if you can get there inside of 5 hours so you can "party" nearly 24/7 and try to pick up chicks while also getting on apps for the same purpose. Rent three hotel rooms so you don't have to kick anyone out but yourself. Quickly buy a bunch of designer clothes, carry yourself like a rich celeb and hope for the best. Literally lie and say you're an F1 driver in Europe or whatever. If Vegas is too far then NYC, Chicago or Miami

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505559)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 6:41 PM
Author: Opaque Field Shitlib

cr

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505584)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 8:50 PM
Author: exhilarant church building

I like how whether you can tell them doesn't even factor into the hypo because we all know that wouldn't matter.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505890)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:17 PM
Author: Lake curious legend library

If you're married to an attractive woman, this becomes a lot easier. If anything it's probably the one time you can get a pass and fuck her good looking friends.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505972)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:21 PM
Author: Swollen self-absorbed laser beams old irish cottage

Lmao. Didn’t think about this game changing perspective. Tyft contribution

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505983)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:30 PM
Author: Lake curious legend library

The real question becomes do you have a foursome or one at a time?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49506007)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:22 PM
Author: Opaque Field Shitlib



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49506161)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:22 PM
Author: appetizing base electric furnace

dumb hypo from a little rat nigger

there's no aneurysm

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505986)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 9:23 PM
Author: Abusive mischievous stag film

*begin 24 hour marathon Sucking and fuckig hundreds of cocks

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49505988)



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Date: December 12th, 2025 11:25 PM
Author: awkward fishy water buffalo stage

20 years ago, I'd be fine.

Today, just pull the aneurysm trigger

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5809606&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49506164)