The most prestigious law school admissions discussion board in the world.
|
 |
 
|
Nintendo's Terrible 2025: a Year in Review
Poast new message in this thread
Date: January 9th, 2026 3:33 PM Author: Wonderful pearly french chef marketing idea https://www.reddit.com/r/fucknintendo/comments/1q8isd2/nintendos_terrible_2025_a_year_in_review/ (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820026&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49576688) |
Date: January 9th, 2026 3:34 PM Author: Onyx Pontificating Stag Film Why does that get downvoted lol (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820026&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49576694) |
 |
Date: January 9th, 2026 3:35 PM Author: Wonderful pearly french chef marketing idea He’s right on every point but they say he’s “factually incorrect” and don’t elaborate.
The sub shows in Nintendo fanboys’ feed and they downvote everything and they outnumber the haters like 10:1. |
|
Date: January 9th, 2026 3:36 PM Author: Onyx Pontificating Stag Film Mods there need to brutally clean house and ban all nintendo simps IMO (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820026&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49576704) |
|
Date: January 9th, 2026 5:05 PM Author: Wonderful pearly french chef marketing idea 98% of the complaints they get will come from fanboys. And the fanboys will keep reporting stuff until the admins notice. The admins will superciliously be like “you people have no idea what I put up with” and kill the sub outright. Eventually. |
|
Date: January 9th, 2026 10:31 PM Author: Wonderful pearly french chef marketing idea (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820026&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49577788) |
|
Date: January 9th, 2026 10:42 PM Author: tan vibrant famous landscape painting shrine What do you stand to gain from this anti-Nintendo crusade? Will it force to Sony to make a Game? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820026&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49577814) |
|
Date: January 10th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: Wonderful pearly french chef marketing idea I don't see the point in bringing up Sony. it's 2025. their games are horrible. I always thought they were horrible. I didn't even like shadow of the colossus and it's Japanese-made. PS1 - coolboarders bullshit. PS2 - sly cooper/god of war bullshit. PS3, Uncharted was decent but actually making Games almost broke them. Then TLOU came and it was mediocre then and the sequel is ghastly.
It's 2025. PS5 came out in 2020. The HBO app was ghastly unless you had PS5 or a very new TV. Coronavirus was raging. PS5 plays 4K Blu Rays whereas PS4 doesn't. PS5, despite having very few exclusives, still gets everything PC does except hardcore mouse/keyboard games, plus it gets Demon's Souls and Bloodborne backwards compatibility. Anyway, PS5 already exists, it's entrenched. Switch 1 is entrenched. Now explain what the fuck they are doing with Switch 2. The Screen aside. The Battery aside. The Worse Performance of Switch 1 games in handheld aside. I don't think they need to have western AAA annual output of the Same Game. but if they could just give us one fuckin' game that actually uses the hardware, it would be nice. Prime 4 being cross-gen and running so well on Switch 1 is a nice break and is Pro-Consumer tbh, but in getting that game running on 60 FPS on the Switch 1, they kind of prove my point. It isn't a "real" Switch 2 game. They could've just given us something AAA/Exclusive/4k/60 FPS and westerners would jizz themselves. they're trying to do this with Cyberpunk. The Nintendo fandom really, really like Cyberpunk. It's on a Cartridge somehow btw. But it'd be cool if there was a fuckin' 2025, Nintendo Engineered AAA 4k exclusive. Like we've been conditioned to think that Games take 10 years to make. But why can't Super Mario RPG 2 with Shady Toad exist? I know it's not their thing. I don't literally mean Mario RPG. I just mean "Game that Justifies the Hardware." Mario RPG 2 should exist though. but such an idea is unthinkable in Kyoto.
also Nintendo's CEO being a random salaryman accountant is questionable. he's doing the thing of having High Prices that the MSFT shrew CEO was pushing. There's not enough attention paid to Product Management and they're mismanaging the Brand by having 50,000,000k Losers pissed at them and their current State.
btw Console Firms only come out with Games when they're desperate. we've been over this. Valve - No Games and a yacht. PS3- No Games until they didn't have a choice and they almost went broke doing it and Kutagari committed seppuku. Dreamcast - had an embarrassment of riches and failed because it looked desperate. N64 - We only got Zelda OOT because Nintendo needed it in order to survive imho. I think once Pokemon came around, they got lazy. OOT was like do or die. Miyamoto might've ended up Homeless if it didn't succeed. Discuss. |
|
Date: January 10th, 2026 9:58 PM Author: tan vibrant famous landscape painting shrine MKW and Bananza were their big games. They may not be for you or me, but you can’t just dismiss them when they are clearly intended as tentpole releases. In other words, you are being intellectually dishonest and I won’t stand for it. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820026&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49579915) |
|
Date: January 10th, 2026 10:02 PM Author: Wonderful pearly french chef marketing idea The point I am making, champ, is that they are basically Switch 1 games. Metroid Prime 4's one success is running smooth af and looking amazing on Switch 1. But this success undermines the Switch 2 GAMES. Bananza could've been a Switch 1 game. MKW, maybe. Bananza, definitely. Prime 4 on Switch 1 looks more impressive then Bananza or MKW imho. JMO, YMMV.
Switch 2 is New Hardware. the purpose of New Hardware is to play better games. Granted, it does make a big difference for games that pushed the Switch 1 or which were poorly optimized like pokemon. Discuss. |
|
Date: January 10th, 2026 10:06 PM Author: tan vibrant famous landscape painting shrine Nah MKW and Bananza wouldn’t fly on Switch. They may not look graphically much better (though they do imo), but Switch doesn’t have the video memory for those physics imo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820026&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49579926) |
|
Date: January 10th, 2026 10:13 PM Author: Wonderful pearly french chef marketing idea what was your Major btw (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820026&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49579941) |
|
Date: January 10th, 2026 10:15 PM Author: tan vibrant famous landscape painting shrine The First Science, next question? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820026&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49579945) |
|
Date: January 12th, 2026 7:32 AM Author: Wonderful pearly french chef marketing idea Liberal arts then? So why should I put any stock in your fuckin’ opinion? 🙄 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820026&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49582618) |
|
Date: January 10th, 2026 10:05 PM Author: Wonderful pearly french chef marketing idea https://scontent-hou1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t39.30808-6/524698416_2929157670604710_1723159549652354795_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&ccb=1-7&_nc_sid=aa7b47&_nc_ohc=0dPs53ay5o0Q7kNvwHo5T2D&_nc_oc=Adnm6wjFMlfbnpOa7kN8vwwcBuw0Fy3dvjf24jaBguhTllJn-UP4mZNsKSk5hwOo8BU-lNA5gEaS7AbEL95cg0Lc&_nc_zt=23&_nc_ht=scontent-hou1-1.xx&_nc_gid=aKdLz-ANqxIAu3y0aZ8xlg&oh=00_AfpaOyXc28-cC9e53pm6XpsVEjADlxWCseUNq6o6YaY2kg&oe=6968FD94
This is the part where fanboys INSIST that I'm blind lol |
|
Date: January 10th, 2026 10:05 PM Author: Wonderful pearly french chef marketing idea btw OYT is the economy as Ruinous as redditors say? They all think it's worse than ITE. and they're probably millennials. maybe it feels worse to them bc Winners making $$$ means more "inequality" and relative poverty for them? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820026&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49579925) |
|
Date: January 11th, 2026 7:52 AM Author: tan vibrant famous landscape painting shrine The economy is “strong” if you’re in the investor class imo. If you can’t afford to buy stonks then you are Ruined. I sometimes bring up the point that the “average consumer” is no longer relevant - it is the above average high disposable income demographic that companies target. They are a smaller band of the population but far more lucrative. Non-redditors basically. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5820026&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49580408) |
|
Date: January 11th, 2026 11:23 AM Author: Wonderful pearly french chef marketing idea You need the average consumer if you want to Ship 150,000,000k units imho. but what you're saying tracks with their pricing it @ $450 and ngaf. I wish it sucked less and was $579.99 or something though. Basically they don't want to Ship 150,000,000k units to Losers. They want High Losers who won't die of opiate overdoses or Transition MtF halfway through the gen.
With that said, you can look at basically any metric and at least where Gaming is concerned, it's easy af for Losers to afford consoles nowadays. Read more: https://www.reddit.com/r/nintendogrifting/comments/1q7y0fs/comment/nyua9eq/
Affording a Console was a big deal in like 2001. Adult Gen Xers COULD NOT AFFORD PS2. The Gen X cohort stopped gaming quite early in life because of their low incomes. Only Entitled Millennials could get consoles for christmas and it usually contributed materially to credit card debt imho. If you had some horrifying prole job in 2001 you would've had to work for 80 hours to afford a PS2 and No Games. But gas stations pay $20/hr now, so you could Afford a Switch 2 in like 25 hours. yeah, "housing" is expensive but these Losers live at home if they don't ace OCI sooooooooooo yeah.
anyway these faggots are being intellectually dishonest. I Destroyed the last one so badly in an argument that he Blocked me on reddit so his posts all show as Deleted. |