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Should I join ICE?

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?
shimmering misunderstood liquid oxygen stead
  01/16/26
$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk...
sienna glittery cuckoldry
  01/16/26
Pussy
walnut patrolman ticket booth
  01/16/26
Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year...
Fantasy-prone twinkling uncleanness pit
  01/16/26
The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitne...
marvelous tattoo
  01/16/26
...
shimmering misunderstood liquid oxygen stead
  01/16/26
They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37
Dull office
  01/16/26
WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secr...
marvelous tattoo
  01/16/26
!!!
Carnelian excitant lay
  01/16/26
A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisur...
Charcoal public bath roommate
  01/16/26
HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a diff...
Brass razzle-dazzle round eye
  01/16/26
Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousa...
Fantasy-prone twinkling uncleanness pit
  01/16/26
pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for t...
Black wonderful house keepsake machete
  01/16/26
I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2...
sienna glittery cuckoldry
  01/16/26
The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣
topaz regret french chef
  01/16/26
Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally...
Mentally Impaired Brilliant Heaven
  01/16/26
This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will ha...
walnut patrolman ticket booth
  01/16/26
Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what fo...
Carnelian excitant lay
  01/16/26
Why would Vance allow that to happen?
shivering mischievous nowag forum
  01/16/26
Vance will be one of the defendants
Mentally Impaired Brilliant Heaven
  01/16/26
for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable ...
shivering mischievous nowag forum
  01/16/26
not even your base is voting for him. they’re too raci...
Mentally Impaired Brilliant Heaven
  01/16/26
Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even ...
shivering mischievous nowag forum
  01/16/26
Worse than fired
topaz regret french chef
  01/16/26
In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.
nubile headpube school cafeteria
  01/16/26
Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the fli...
charismatic property
  01/16/26
trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a...
shivering mischievous nowag forum
  01/16/26
a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as...
startled native
  01/16/26
you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people....
brindle goyim
  01/16/26
A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit fo...
Drab business firm organic girlfriend
  01/16/26
If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die y...
Carnelian excitant lay
  01/16/26
Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?
Sooty Splenetic Garrison Sandwich
  01/16/26
sure
jade stubborn site halford
  01/16/26
If you return to America, then you should definitely get bet...
Charcoal public bath roommate
  01/16/26
It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I gues...
topaz regret french chef
  01/16/26
If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we...
floppy swollen tank
  01/16/26
OP did you even join ICE?
topaz regret french chef
  01/16/26


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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:31 AM
Author: shimmering misunderstood liquid oxygen stead

Either as an attorney or LEO rounding up illegals?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593550)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: sienna glittery cuckoldry

$50k bonus very tempting. Not sure it’s worth the risk of the next administration rounding up and executing everyone in ICE.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593565)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:39 AM
Author: walnut patrolman ticket booth

Pussy

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593567)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:41 AM
Author: Fantasy-prone twinkling uncleanness pit

Lmao “very tempting!” The balding lawyer 40 year old who hasn’t run a mile since middle school and will fail the psychological exam immediately.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593576)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:42 AM
Author: marvelous tattoo

The ICE (Immigration and Customs Enforcement) physical fitness test for HSI Special Agents involves four timed events: 32 sit-ups (1 min), 220-yard sprint (47.73 sec), 22 push-ups (1 min), and a 1.5-mile run (14:25 min)

I'm pretty sure Disco Fries could pass that. I guess maybe the pushups would be a problem.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593579)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: shimmering misunderstood liquid oxygen stead



(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593585)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: Dull office

They won't hire for field ops if you're over 37

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593609)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:54 AM
Author: marvelous tattoo

WASHINGTON — U.S. Department of Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem today announced U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) will waive age limits for new applicants so even more patriots will qualify to join ICE in its mission to arrest murderers, pedophiles, gang members, rapists, and other criminal illegal aliens from America’s streets.

biglaw lives matter is already out there in uniform. join him.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593610)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:57 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant lay

!!!

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593616)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: Charcoal public bath roommate

A 220 yard "sprint" in 47 seconds? That's a leisurely jog lmao

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593968)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:00 PM
Author: Brass razzle-dazzle round eye

HSI doesn't do deportations. That's ERO and they have a different hiring process/standard I think.

HSI is DHS' version of the FBI that focuses on crimes like smuggling, drugs, human trafficking, counterfeiting, terrorism and the like

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593974)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 6:36 PM
Author: Fantasy-prone twinkling uncleanness pit

Doing it is one thing. Getting a chill $150k gig that thousands are applying for is another.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594995)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:47 AM
Author: Black wonderful house keepsake machete

pretty sure failing the psychological exam is a prereq for this job

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593595)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:21 AM
Author: sienna glittery cuckoldry

I’m 6’2” 190 pounds 12% body fat Norwood 2 7” soft

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593678)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:05 PM
Author: topaz regret french chef

The $50k is paid over 5 years 🤣🤣🤣

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593988)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Brilliant Heaven

Yes but you will be fired in three years and then criminally prosecuted in a Nuremberg-style trial. A small price to pay to help Trump.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593571)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:44 AM
Author: walnut patrolman ticket booth

This is just a libtard wank fantasy. President Vance will handsomely reward loyal federal agents who fought bravely to remigrate illegal scum

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593583)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:58 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant lay

Men's convictions in the face of such uncertainty is what forges history

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593618)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: shivering mischievous nowag forum

Why would Vance allow that to happen?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593632)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:53 AM
Author: Mentally Impaired Brilliant Heaven

Vance will be one of the defendants

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593809)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:06 PM
Author: shivering mischievous nowag forum

for what? as an elected POTUS wouldn't he have a favorable DOJ?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593840)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:13 PM
Author: Mentally Impaired Brilliant Heaven

not even your base is voting for him. they’re too racist. did you forget about Jeb?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593854)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:56 PM
Author: shivering mischievous nowag forum

Jeb! lost because he sucks and got gaped by Trump. no even knew or cared that he married his beaner cleaning lady. it could be vance, rubio, or maybe someone else will rise up. who really knows? unlike Dems, We actually have free and fair primary elections where the voters get to decide. Dems have long since abandoned that idea. It's likely though that Vance will get Trump's endorsement which means he'll win the primary and general easily.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593960)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:06 PM
Author: topaz regret french chef

Worse than fired

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593990)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: nubile headpube school cafeteria

In your dreams. ICE agents are heroes.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594029)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:40 AM
Author: charismatic property

Do you have the courage to shoot moms in the face on the flimsiest of pretenses?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593572)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:02 AM
Author: shivering mischievous nowag forum

trying to murder someone with your car in order to protect a convicted rapist in this country illegally is a "flimsy pretense"?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593628)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:18 PM
Author: startled native

a dyke whose kids were taken away by a family court judge as a woman lmao is not a "mom"

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594040)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 10:52 AM
Author: brindle goyim

you'd get to meet tons of feisty wine moms, and kill people. Whats not to like?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593608)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:03 AM
Author: Drab business firm organic girlfriend

A lot of us here are thinking about it. Any feasible exit for a high IQ bro into something like Palantir afterward?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593631)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 11:04 AM
Author: Carnelian excitant lay

If you have credentials and put your time in and don't die you should get nice position in the regime assuming the communists don't take over.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593636)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:12 PM
Author: Sooty Splenetic Garrison Sandwich

Shld I join to cop the 50k bonus then run away?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593851)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 12:58 PM
Author: jade stubborn site halford

sure

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593967)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:04 PM
Author: Charcoal public bath roommate

If you return to America, then you should definitely get better acquainted with ICE officers and facilities.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593984)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:07 PM
Author: topaz regret french chef

It's paid over five years. You could run away in 2031 I guess

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49593994)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:15 PM
Author: floppy swollen tank

If you do, let us know . There’s a bunch of posters we need arrested and deported.

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594034)



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Date: January 16th, 2026 1:20 PM
Author: topaz regret french chef

OP did you even join ICE?

(http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5822771&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49594047)