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Photo of my ankle monitor (Zurich)
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:04 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour https://ibb.co/CpjLrtz0 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49628941) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 2:14 PM Author: ( ''.'') ( * *) how does it work with your jeggings? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49630703) |
Date: January 28th, 2026 9:05 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour i was barred from my apartment for like two weeks and had to live in a hotel. i couldn't even go to downtown silver spring bc the monitor could go off.
i tried an arbitration on zoom with this thing on. |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:07 PM Author: frum wagecucks i like the reward sticker on it. theres gotta be some hood hustle for collecting ankle monitors dindus rip off. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49628946) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:11 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour no flame when i went to the office in gaithersburg to get it cut off, the lady cut it off and the entire office broke out into applause LOL.
actually, she started the cut and then let me finish it, likee it was some sort of rite of passage. |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:09 PM Author: Comical Toaster Ape Lol ur dumber than benzo (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49628950) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:10 PM Author: frum wagecucks he'll be making 7 figures per annum next year.
u? |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:10 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour probably making what benzo is making (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49628955) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:21 PM Author: Comical Toaster Ape Lol I haven't had a job in like ten years now u fucking lemming (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49628983) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:24 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour neither has benzo! (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49628997) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:29 PM Author: frum wagecucks u poast 24/7 so even if ur wealthy (you're not) your life seems pathetic (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629016) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: multi-colored bull headed clown (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629026) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:49 PM Author: Comical Toaster Ape I'm 5'2 bitch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629074) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:29 PM Author: sepia diverse church I'm Indian (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629294) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 8:40 AM Author: computer online (🧐) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629777) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:22 PM Author: Lemon Trust Fund what did i miss? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49628987) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:23 PM Author: dun flirting lettuce brunch (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49628989) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:29 PM Author: frum wagecucks im indian and everything poasted is 100% factual (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629019) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: laughsome lay therapy yeah what did you do and why are you wearing an ankle monitor (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629002) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:25 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour this is old news. i got arrested for DV in 2021 when i was spiraling. i can;t find it rn but i have a photo of myself standing in front of a zoom screen talking to a judge while wearing a jail jumpsuit, my then gf took the photo bc she was in the hearing. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629003) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:03 PM Author: dun flirting lettuce brunch Let's circle back tomorrow with the photo. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629113) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:32 PM Author: Vibrant indian lodge pay no attn
OP is a gay and fake sociopath |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:31 PM Author: Beady-eyed overrated mood Why do you look like you weigh 300 lbs? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629027) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:33 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour i'm overweight, why is this a problem for you? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629031) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:34 PM Author: Beady-eyed overrated mood I always pictured you as a skinny drug addled faggot. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629034) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:35 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour i haven't weighed less than 270 lbs in well over a decade (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629036) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:38 PM Author: frum wagecucks tbf most of that is cum-weight (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629045) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:39 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour am i really that fat? you told me it wasn't that bad. / (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629050) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: frum wagecucks sorry toots dudes will say whatever to get their dick wet (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629054) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 8:32 AM Author: Aren't you a middle-aged man? Wow, this is quite surprising news (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629763) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:40 PM Author: beta vermilion corn cake WHY TF WERE YOU WEARING THAT THING? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629053) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:41 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour i punched my gf in the side of the head like 5-6 times and choked her (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629057) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:42 PM Author: frum wagecucks tbf you punch like a girl (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629063) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:53 PM Author: beta vermilion corn cake Why aren't you on the Maryand Judicial Portal? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629080) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:53 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour this is all flame (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629084) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:55 PM Author: beta vermilion corn cake Gotcha (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629086) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:10 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour it';s not actually flame. i got it all expunged. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629128) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:10 PM Author: frum wagecucks (it's flame) (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629129) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 1:58 PM Author: tats 18000000000000
fuck women |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:00 PM Author: frum wagecucks (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629107) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 9:56 PM Author: jet-lagged range coffee pot You could be an xo legend if you request and post the bodycam footage (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629091) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:12 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour i was just looking for it. i actually had (or have) it. my lawyer got the footage and sent it to me when we thought we were going to trial.
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:16 PM Author: frum wagecucks stop lying on the internet for attention (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629135) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:35 PM Author: jet-lagged range coffee pot I need to get my mugshot of when I was arrested for DV in 2014.
Problem is the libs in SF will only release mugshots to the criminal himself, and only in person. |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:39 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour 180. Did you really do it, or was it a false accusation? I unfortunately did. She was being super dismissive of me and I was spiraling and that was it.
You know what’s funny? The fight that night started bc she was jealous of fucked black prostitutes. |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 8:33 AM Author: Aren't you a middle-aged man? lol at “super dismissive” (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629766) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 10:08 AM Author: Conrad Cumdumpster ((zurich is stained)) she was just a bit dismissive at first, which made me mad but she went and lay down in bed and said TALK TO ME TOMORROW so i started pounding her face in and choking her. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629951) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 9:35 AM Author: Your Poast Makes Me Less Safe All conversations in this thread are attorney/client privileged if there was any concern. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629875) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 10:52 AM Author: Emotionally + Physically Abusive Ex-Husband (oppose bitchbois) Nah, I was asleep in the guest room through the entirety of the events, until a team of six SFPD banged on the door, then jumped me and put me face down in the foyer when I opened it. Lol, crazy times. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49630025) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 2:30 PM Author: Conrad Cumdumpster ((zurich is stained)) thats insane man. i kinda wish that was the case with me, because i actually popped her in the mouth a bunch of times and choked her out. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49630787) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:18 PM Author: boyish rambunctious whorehouse gunner how much for a pair of your used socks? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629138) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:21 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour for u, free (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629143) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:25 PM Author: boyish rambunctious whorehouse gunner TY, can i DM you my address or shall i just poast it here? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629154) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 10:57 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour Pls poast (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629235) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:00 PM Author: boyish rambunctious whorehouse gunner Please send dirty socks here: 7301 Forest Ave Suite 300, Richmond, VA 23226 (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629240) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:32 PM Author: Umber famous landscape painting parlour (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629300) |
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Date: January 28th, 2026 11:57 PM Author: sepia diverse church (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629376) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 5:19 AM Author: Long PlayroomPoon Clown Conniption ( ) How long did you have to wear that monitor for? (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629615) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 5:22 AM Author: Gravity's Rainbow Interesting shot. Now rate me as a poster. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629618) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 5:25 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface Fucking things are way bigger than I realized (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629619) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 6:59 AM Author: Conrad Cumdumpster ((zurich is stained)) it was really uncomfortable. i also had to be sure to charge it regularly. it had a battery life of 8-10 hours or whatever, and if the battery died it would set an alarm off and the cops would come get you. or so i was told. i did a number of client calls with my leg propped near a power outlet.
i'd say a really low point in my life was my then-gf and i (in violation of my probation, as i wasn't supposed to be within like 1000 feet of her) picking my kids up at my house (which i didn't live in anymore) while wearing the ankle bracelet and driving to hershey park (after i had confirmed with the probation people that hershey was in an acceptable radius and wouldn't get me arrested). we stopped by a hs friend's house who lives up there and i just thought to myself what the fuck is going on in my life rn.
but there were a lot of low points like this during this particular period of time. |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 9:29 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface This might sound like a slight given the context, but it's not: you're a man among men (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629867) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 10:10 AM Author: Conrad Cumdumpster ((zurich is stained)) all joking aside, it's surreal for me to think back to that time in my life and all the insane stuff i did. thank god my kids were so young. the older one was 6-7 and won't remember much. his brother was 2-3 and won't remember any of it. i think i've fixed whatever damage i did. (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629955) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 10:29 AM Author: Fucking Fuckface I think it's because you've been so honest about it. Most people try to run, lie, justify, etc., and it prevents them from making real, far-reaching change. Good job not being a bitch about it all (http://www.autoadmit.com/thread.php?thread_id=5828084&forum_id=2\u0026mark_id=5310906#49629992) |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 10:41 AM Author: Conrad Cumdumpster ((zurich is stained)) yeah, people seem to be really embarrassed and shit when they do stuff like this, but i just kind of tried to own it and go "wow, i really did have a problem" and just do the best i can.
i'm fairly open about it, within reason, with people IRL because i think substance abuse among professionals is very widespread and there are stigmas, but people really should talk about the issues and try to fix them |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 1:57 PM Author: Aren't you a middle-aged man? I think you’re doing all the right things, but you’re deluding yourself if you think there wasn’t any damage done. Even if it was just prolonged absences and Mommy crying all the time.
That stuff gets deep into their psyches. You’ve got to work at repair every day and be there when things go bad down the road for them. |
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Date: January 29th, 2026 2:33 PM Author: Conrad Cumdumpster ((zurich is stained)) i really doubt it had any real lasting effect. i lived about a mile away and they were with me half the time (except for about a month when i was spinning out of control and i only saw them when i went to pick them up at the house for the day), and the entire time i was out of the house was about a year and a half. and unbelievably, my wife and i got along the entire time so there wasn't any fighting and shit going on in front of them.
there's zero chance the younger one is affected by it at all. highly doubt it for the older one too.
my childhood, however, left a lasting impact, but this was about 1/1000th of that.
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